# haymarketmartyr, Welcome to the club!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 19, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953 "2009-01-19T06:02:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/21 "2009-01-19T20:50:55Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Except that life is not a zero-sum game. My gain is not necessarily anyone else’s loss. It’s entirely possible to act in your own best interest without fucking everyone else.

Only if you are willing to show consideration, cooperation and compassion towards others; in other words, not be a libertarian. They want to rearrange society so that all the advantages go to the predators and the cooperators are forbidden to cooperate. They want the Law of the Jungle to be the law of the land.

> [@Revtim](#):
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> link to thread please

[This one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=501242) I believe.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/22 "2009-01-20T01:36:21Z")

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> [@Vox\_Imperatoris](#):
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> Hey, I’d like to present you with this invitation. (Check out the engraving and the gold-leafed edges.) That’s right; you are now an esteemed member of the group, populated by **Der Trihs** , **RedFury** , et al., of those whom it is best to ignore rather than debate. You may not quite live up to the standards of those masters yet, but you are well on your way.

A-Who the fuck are you?

B- Why are you involving in your shit with some other poster?

C-Never mind, dipshit. I just got rid of your leftovers from my soles.

Right. Glad we cleared that up. Next time I won’t be half as nice.

Valete _this_, pretentious little shit.

Oh and welcome to The Dope.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/23 "2009-01-20T02:06:14Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> A-Who the fuck are you?
> 
> B- Why are you involving in your shit with some other poster?
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> C-Never mind, dipshit. I just got rid of your leftovers from my soles.
> 
> Right. Glad we cleared that up. Next time I won’t be half as nice.
> 
> Valete _this_, pretentious little shit.
> 
> Oh and welcome to The Dope.

Come on **Red**. To know you is to love you. Mere pups, they are.

You don’t get hard without a shitload of pressure. That’s how you get diamonds. 😉

I

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/24 "2009-01-20T02:13:54Z")

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> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#):
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> Not really—one of the few other ideologies I can think of that is taken to the lengths of hardcore libertarianism is communism. Do the majority of people view communism as a joke? Yes. Why be surprised when they do the same with libertarianism, and why be surprised when people react strongly when hardcore libertarianism is mentioned?

I always thought that modern libertarianism was just [Bizarro World](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World) Marxism anyway.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/25 "2009-01-20T02:21:48Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> Come on **Red**. To know you is to love you. Mere pups, they are.
> 
> You don’t get hard without a shitload of pressure. That’s how you get diamonds. 😉

Say hey, my Man, trust all is well with you. Rather festive mood on my end if you can imagine; just thought I’d pat the cub on the head.

No thing.

Enjoy tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/26 "2009-01-20T02:27:54Z")

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> [@haymarketmartyr](#):
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> Vox  
> Why is it that you cannot simply accept that someone has heard your arguements… disgested them… thought about them … and utterly and completely rejects them as worthless?
> 
> * * *

Because he is rather self-absorbed? 😉

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/27 "2009-01-20T03:00:53Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> Valete _this_, pretentious little shit.

Like you have never used Latin to impress people.

🙂

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/28 "2009-01-20T03:05:47Z")

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> [@RetroVertigo](#):
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> Like you have never used Latin to impress people.

_Tu quoque_!

Shhhhh! 😉

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/29 "2009-01-20T04:09:02Z")

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Comparing someone to Der Trihs is a low blow man–that particular bag o’ douche is in an asshole category all his own.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/30 "2009-01-20T04:12:20Z")

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Yes, it’s much better to believe that social problems should be solved by charity rather than taxes, but then admit that you don’t ever donate to charities! A philosophy that we can only thank Og that everyone does not subscribe to.

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/31 "2009-01-20T05:35:26Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> Remember, folks. Vox is only 15 years old (or so)…not his fault. He just doesn’t know any better!

I’m sure in 20 years, I’ll be saying the exact same thing…but until then…

Just because someone lacks significant emotional maturity and experience in dealing with adults as peers, does not mean their political stance has no merit (though I am suprised he has started on that end; most callow youths start their political lives passionately, greenly, blue).

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/32 "2009-01-20T08:06:01Z")

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Not necessarily. Rand’s books were somewhat popular fare among the intellectualist poseurs when I was in high school some thirty-five years ago.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/33 "2009-01-20T11:21:42Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> I’m sure in 20 years, I’ll be saying the exact same thing…but until then…
> 
> Just because someone lacks significant emotional maturity and experience in dealing with adults as peers, does not mean their political stance has no merit (though I am suprised he has started on that end; most callow youths start their political lives passionately, greenly, blue).

I agree with you. You, at your age, at least show maturity beyond your years. But some post and, when you find out how young they are, you really aren’t all that surprised.

With you I was surprised. With Vox, I wasn’t\*  
\*I might actually be wrong. He may be 14. He’s either 14 or 15, I forget which and I’m too lazy to look it up right now. But for anyone who cares, just search the term “youngest” in MPSIMS and find the “Am I the youngest person?” thread.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/34 "2009-01-20T14:13:56Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Yes, it’s much better to believe that social problems should be solved by charity rather than taxes, but then admit that you don’t ever donate to charities! A philosophy that we can only thank Og that everyone does not subscribe to.

:rolleyes: I don’t “believe that social problems should be solved by charity,” I just believe that they shouldn’t be “solved” by government. If charities want to do something then fine. Also, my personal lack of charitable inclination is not inconsistent with this at all.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/35 "2009-01-20T14:27:12Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> :rolleyes: I don’t “believe that social problems should be solved by charity,” I just believe that they shouldn’t be “solved” by government. If charities want to do something then fine. Also, my personal lack of charitable inclination is not inconsistent with this at all.

Well, there are social problems, and there are social problems. When, for example, people get screwed out of a chance to make a decent and honest living because a few folks find that it is in their own economic best interest to perform the screwing aforesaid, then we have a problem that can be addressed only by society’s enforcement arm, Government.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/36 "2009-01-20T17:45:14Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> :rolleyes: I don’t “believe that social problems should be solved by charity,” I just believe that they shouldn’t be “solved” by government. If charities want to do something then fine. Also, my personal lack of charitable inclination is not inconsistent with this at all.

Could this be summed up as “fuck you, I’ve got mine”?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/37 "2009-01-28T08:15:47Z")

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Welcome to the [del]club[/del] SDMB, **hmm** , it was getting awfully Objectivist in here.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/38 "2009-01-28T16:14:10Z")

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> [@RetroVertigo](#):
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> Like you have never used Latin to impress people.
> 
> 🙂

Et tu **RETRO**?  
I bet all the Doper chicks are impressed now,I’m gonna get me LAID!!!

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/39 "2009-01-30T00:26:48Z")

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There are girls on the internet?

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haymarketmartyr-welcome-to-the-club/481953/40 "2009-01-30T00:31:33Z")

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Shh! You’ll scare her.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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