# HB 2 Me! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 1999, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867 "1999-11-09T15:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/1 "1999-11-09T15:16:00Z")
Shameless, I know… but I had to work today, my co-workers forgot me and I need some love. Today’s my 31st birthday! My exciting celebration: Treating myself to delicious pizza for lunch and we’re having friends over for dinner tonight. * * * Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/2 "1999-11-09T15:20:00Z")
Wow… i think everyone should be spoiled on their birthdays… Have the best day ever!!! * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/3 "1999-11-09T15:24:00Z")
::ahem:: Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu. Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu. Happy Birthday, Canthearyaaaaaaaa… Happy Birthday to you!!! You look great! Younger every year! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/4 "1999-11-09T15:26:00Z")
I’m not even surprised that Sue was the first to respond to my post… she actually _did_ remember me with a very sweet ICQ this morning. (((thanks suebaby))) Zette, you’re so funny… thanks for the b-day greeting! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/5 "1999-11-09T15:29:00Z")
Happy Birthday. Ya shoor, you betcha. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/6 "1999-11-09T15:29:00Z")
Zette… you are a breath of fresh air in the morning!! (hint hint… when its my b-day puleeez tell me how young i look LOL) * * * “Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/7 "1999-11-09T15:40:00Z")
A lovely birthday jungle for you courtesy of The Vandals Happy Birthday to Me It’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to Fuck you it’s my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it’s my party, I’ll make you cry if I want to…or leave. Fuck you, it’s not your birthday, so do what I say. For 24 hours your wishing me well 364 days I’m in hell, Oh well. Happy Birthday to me. Alone on my Birthday, I’m going to Denny’s 10 times today No Tip! it’s my birthday, so do what I say Thanks mom, didn’t have an abortion Or my birthday wouldn’t be today But I guess it’s my good fortune My birthday’s today How could you forget my birthday? That’s really immature Fuck you for forgetting my birthday you didn’t do what I say 24 hours no wishing well now 365 days I’m in Hell, Oh well. Happy Birthday to me. Spank Me! I can’t believe you forgot my birthday it’s my birthday and you’re wrecking it now it’s just like any other day you didn’t do what I say Happy Birthday to me * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/8 "1999-11-09T16:11:00Z")
I’m deeply touched, Burnbaby. Because that song conveys my emotions, exactly. :::preparing razor for tomorrow morning::: ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/9 "1999-11-09T17:13:00Z")
Canthearya: Nothing wrong with a little shameless self-promotion. **Happy Birthday!!!** Ya don’t look a day over 30. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/10 "1999-11-09T17:16:00Z")
Well, a happy (or at least non-crappy) birthday to you, Canthearya. (And I would like to take this opportunity to remind the assembled that mine is coming up in a little over a month…) * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/11 "1999-11-09T17:19:00Z")
(joining Zette) “… And you smell like one toooooooo!” Many happy returns!! * * * “Vandelay!! Say Vandelay!!” ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/12 "1999-11-09T21:20:00Z")
Happiest of days, and many more!! I wish I had that song on file last week when my birthday was completely overlooked… guess I will save it for when someone asks me why I am mad at them… * * * ``` Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... ``` ---
**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/13 "1999-11-09T21:31:00Z")
Happy Birthday! Want some nifty sayings? Of course you do! So without further ado … from Glitch’s Nifty Saying Folder … “Distance tests a horse’s strength, time test reveals a man’s character” - Chinese Proverb (conviently translated too) “One should count each day a seperate life” - Seneca “Every day is a gift. Treat it kindly. Share it with joy.” - Author unknown I don’t seem to have any birthday related one, but I hope you enjoyed these none-the-less. Enjoy your day! ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/14 "1999-11-09T22:39:00Z")
Just had my 30th b-day last friday. Happy birthday you scorpio type, you!!! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/15 "1999-11-09T22:44:00Z")
Happy Birthday Canthearya! I’m going to eat a tasty Gyros and drink some nice German beer tonight in honor of the occasion. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/16 "1999-11-09T23:04:00Z")
Happy Birthday! Did you know you share this birthday with Carl Sagan and Spiro Agnew? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/17 "1999-11-09T23:17:00Z")
some horoscopes for the scorpio: “You’re going to die… fucking” “Everyone enjoys a party, but try to control your childlike glee now that you’re finally 10 years old.” * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/18 "1999-11-09T23:19:00Z")
## 🙂 Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/19 "1999-11-10T02:19:00Z")
**HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!** I mean, Happy Birthday! (That’s it, right?) * * * Cessandra Why sex is better than religion: You can scream “Oh, God” during sex, but just trying saying “Oh, f\*\*\*” in church! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867/20 "1999-11-10T03:05:00Z")
Happy Happy Joy Joy! Hope yours is great! Even though it’s almost over…sorry didn’t get here sooner! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hb-2-me/10867.md?page=2)