# He got stung where???

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 25, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692 "2000-08-25T04:38:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/1 "2000-08-25T04:38:55Z")

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Well, I know that everybody is getting tired of _Survivor_ threads, but this is something mundane that I wanted to mention. I was flipping through the channels and stopped on Leno, to see who was on. Who should I see but Jeff, the host from _Survivor_.  
I stopped just in time to see him talk about how, when they were filming the the challenge with everyone standing on the planks, he was stung by a jellyfish…_ **on his penis!!!** _ Yes, that’s right, you heard me…  
Okay, now all of you guys can breath out (like I did, after I heard it). He said, though, that there was a good side to it. Apparently, it swelled up pretty big.  
You know, I thought Jeff was kind of a wishy-washy guy, but I now have a new found respect for this _man of steel_. I’m still queasy after hearing it.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/2 "2000-08-25T04:43:24Z")

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You know, that just sounds _painful_–and I’m a girl. I never got the chance to watch the show; all the newscasts and web info (not to mention you guys)–I didn’t need to bother even taping it.

You know the best way to help with the sting of a jellyfish is urine…

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/3 "2000-08-25T04:56:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \*  
> **You know the best way to help with the sting of a jellyfish is urine…**

You’d have to have pretty good aim for that. It’s be especially hard with all of the screaming. And I don’t think I’d trust my friends to only urinate on my…well.  
😃

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/4 "2000-08-25T05:18:19Z")

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It’s sad when I knew exactly what this thread was about before I even opened it. Yes, I’m a Survivor junkie, and I have a big crush on Jeff.

I thought he got bit on his left testicle. Shows what I know!

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/5 "2000-08-25T05:27:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by boli \*  
> \*\*I thought he got bit on his left testicle. Shows what I know! \*\*

That’s what I thought at first. But then when he said that it was a _good thing_ that it swelled up, I thought he had to be referring to his Little Jeff.

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**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-got-stung-where/30692/6 "2000-08-25T06:17:12Z")

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That makes sense. I thought it was a weird guy thing to be proud of one testicle being all big and swollen. Who knows what you all find brag-worthy.
