# He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2024 - Year 22 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** football-nfl\ **Created:** [August 5, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297 "2024-08-05T21:05:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/1 "2024-08-05T21:05:46Z")
That time of year again! So the league has been set up for a while, but only three owners (besides me) responded to the invites I sent. If you want me to re-send the invite, let me know here or via PM. Also if you are not planning on coming back, let us know as well. Keeper Rules 1. You can only keep a maximum of 3 players. 2. You can only keep players drafted after the second round (third rounders or later only.) 3. A player can only be kept a maximum of twice. (Making 3 total roster years.) 4. A kept player incurs a two round penalty (e.g: drafted in the 6th, kept in the 4th.) **Hall of Fame** [2003 - Year 1](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-he-hate-me-he-hate-me-not-football-league/189924) Winner: mouthbreather [2004 - Year 2](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upcoming-sdmb-fantasy-football-league/240522) Winner: Spiritus Mundi [2005 - Year 3](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yahoo-fantasy-football-signup-now-open/311152) Winner: Spiritus Mundi ([thread #2](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-mid-season-draft-review-2006/329270)) [2006 - Year 4](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league/359113) Winner: The Mad Hermit [2007 - Year 5](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-so-bad-ff-keeper-league/406801) Winner: Nurse Carmen [2008 - Year 6](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-some-me-ff-keeper-league/447318) Winner: Weirddave [2009 - Year 7](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074) Winner: VarlosZ [2010 - Year 8](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576) Winner: Weirddave [2011 - Year 9](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413) Winner: Really Not All That Bright [2012 - Year 10](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-10/625142) Winner: Really Not All That Bright [2013 - Year 11](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-11/659712) Winner: VarlosZ [2014 - Year 12](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-12/690989) Winner: Ottoerotic [2015 - Year 13](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-13/728013) Winner: Weirddave [2016 - Year 14](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-14/762435) Winner: motu [2017 - Year 15](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-15/792572) Winner: Johnny Ace [2018 - Year 16](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242) Winner: dalej42 [2019 - Year 17](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-leage-2019-year-17/838974) Winner: Weirddave [2020 - Year 18](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2020-year-18/917277) Winner: Weirddave [2021 - Year 19](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2021-year-19/948348) Winner: AlsoNamedBort [2022 - Year 20](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2022-year-20/970337) Winner: Damar Hamlin (dalej42 and Wilson) [2023 - Year 21](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733) Winner: dalej42 I’ll work on eligible keepers this week, and we can start discussing draft dates as well. Looks like September 5th is the first game - do we usually draft on Tuesday? ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/2 "2024-08-06T22:28:28Z")
Bumping and tagging some missing owners… @Hamlet @Munch @Spiritus_Mundi @AlsoNamedBort @The_Mad_Hermit @motu @Really_Not_All_That_Bright @SenorBeef ---
**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/3 "2024-08-06T23:17:41Z")
Bump Tag ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/4 "2024-08-07T01:22:35Z")
I cant find an invite in my yahoo or the league on yahoo. If you could resend the invite or DM me, I’ll join up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2024, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/5 "2024-08-08T23:18:10Z")
I’m in once again ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/6 "2024-08-10T16:10:40Z")
I’m in ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/7 "2024-08-12T08:54:10Z")
You know what’s crazy? I still think of this league as one I just recently joined, where I haven’t been around very long compared to everyone else, and I looked it up and I’ve been playing since 2012! I’m going on my 13th year and I still feel like the new guy. How weird. Also, I’m kind of shocked I never won. I feel like I had the best keepers half the time and never put it together. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/8 "2024-08-12T18:17:42Z")
Still missing @Really_Not_All_That_Bright and @Spiritus_Mundi. Also IIRC the team Go Cowboys Scotty is run by someone’s offboard friend? Proposing draft time of 9PM Eastern on Tuesday September 3rd. Hope to have keeper lists compiled this week. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/9 "2024-08-13T09:52:51Z")
I’m here and I’m in! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/10 "2024-08-13T12:29:44Z")
I was one of the league founders, and I’ve never won - so get in line! ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/11 "2024-08-16T02:26:35Z")
I am here and accepted invite to league ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/12 "2024-08-17T16:45:45Z")
For now: For now: I’ll be keeping: Jonathon Taylor for my 2nd round pick. Brian Robinson Jr for my 6th round pick. Calvin Ridley for my 11th round pick. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/13 "2024-08-18T16:17:37Z")
OK, here are the eligible keepers. As always, feel free to check my work. I didn’t find any potential keepers that were dropped and added in season. There are two players who can’t be kept because they have been kept twice - Amon-Ra St. Brown (Frosty’s) and Travis Etienne Jr (Omni). Eligible traded playes are noted with the team that they ended with. Round listed is where they were drafted last year - remember to apply the two round penalty. | Disgruntled Goats | | | | --- | --- | --- | | 3 | Jalen Hurts ? | | | 5 | Javonte Williams | | | 7 | Dalton Kincaid | | | 8 | San Francisco | | | 9 | Justin Tucker | | | 11 | Adam Thielen | | | 14 | Puka Nacua | | | Nine Inch Neils | | | | 4 | Amari Cooper ? | traded from Weirdos | | 4 | Brandon Aiyuk ? | | | 9 | Brock Purdy | | | 10 | Elijah Moore | | | 11 | Roschon Johnson | | | 13 | Jameson Williams ? | | | Baltimore Weirdos | | | | 3 | Deebo Samuel | traded from Neils | | 5 | Kirk Cousins | traded from Hamlet | | 5 | D’Andre Swift | | | 6 | Gabe Davis | | | 9 | Gus Edwards | | | 15 | Harrison Butker | | | 16 | Keaton Mitchell | | | Spiritus Mundane | | | | 3 | Lamar Jackson | | | 4 | Tony Pollard ? | | | 5 | Mike Evans | | | 6 | Antonio Gibson | | | 7 | Jordan Addison | | | 10 | Philadelphia | | | 11 | Chuba Hubbard | | | 12 | Michael Gallup ? | | | 13 | Jordan Love | | | 14 | Sean Tucker | | | 16 | Michael Mayer | | | Moridwon (Hamlet) | | | | 3 | Josh Allen | | | 4 | Jonathan Taylor | | | 6 | Evan Engram | | | 7 | Justin Herbert | traded from Weirdos | | 7 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | | | 8 | Brian Robinson Jr. ? | | | 9 | Tyler Allgeier ? | | | 10 | Romeo Doubs | | | 13 | Calvin Ridley ? | | | Hermits | | | | 3 | Kenneth Walker III | | | 4 | Diontae Johnson | | | 6 | Pat Freiermuth ? | | | 7 | Trevor Lawrence ? | | | 9 | Courtland Sutton | | | 10 | Ezekiel Elliott | | | 12 | Jaylen Warren ? | | | 13 | Pittsburgh | | | 15 | Tyler Bass | | | Exploding Pancakes | | | | 3 | Miles Sanders | | | 4 | Chris Godwin | | | 5 | Christian Kirk | | | 6 | David Njoku | | | 7 | De’Von Achane | | | 9 | Michael Thomas | | | 12 | Jerome Ford | | | 13 | Christian Watson ? | | | 14 | Baltimore | | | 16 | Zack Moss | | | Go Cowboys Scotty | | | | 3 | Dalvin Cook | | | 4 | Kyle Pitts | | | 5 | DeVonta Smith ? | | | 6 | Jared Goff | | | 7 | Brandin Cooks | | | 10 | Matthew Stafford | | | 12 | Devin Singletary | | | 13 | Jimmy Garoppolo | | | 16 | Rashid Shaheed | | | Big Mack Attack | | | | 3 | James Conner | | | 5 | Jerry Jeudy | | | 7 | Rachaad White ? | | | 8 | Zay Flowers | | | 9 | Geno Smith | | | 10 | Jahan Dotson ? | | | 14 | Rashee Rice | | | (Frosty’s) Post Mahomes | | | | 3 | Drake London | | | 4 | David Montgomery | | | 6 | Chris Olave ? | | | 7 | Anthony Richardson | | | 8 | Nico Collins | | | 12 | Buffalo | | | 13 | Zamir White | | | 15 | Bryce Young | | | 16 | Jason Myers | | | Carcosa Yellow Kings | | | | 4 | Keenan Allen | | | 5 | DeAndre Hopkins ? | | | 6 | Tyler Lockett ? | | | 6 | AJ Dillon | traded from Big Mack Attach | | 8 | Tank Bigsby | | | 9 | Quentin Johnston | | | 10 | Jakobi Meyers | | | 11 | Kyler Murray | | | Omnipotents | | | | 3 | DJ Moore | | | 4 | George Pickens | | | 5 | Alvin Kamara | | | 6 | Tua Tagovailoa | | | 7 | Justin Fields ? | | | 10 | Tyjae Spears | | | 11 | Sam LaPorta | | | 14 | Chase Brown | | | 15 | Michael Wilson | | | Chicago Cardinals | | | | 3 | James Cook | | | 4 | T.J. Hockenson | | | 5 | Dak Prescott | | | 6 | Zach Charbonnet | | | 7 | Raheem Mostert | | | 8 | Isiah Pacheco ? | | | 9 | Jerick McKinnon | | | 10 | Sam Howell | | | 11 | Zay Jones | | | Fourth & Nineteen | | | | 3 | George Kittle | | | 4 | Terry McLaurin | | | 6 | Hollywood Brown | | | 7 | Alexander Mattison ? | | | 8 | Kendre Miller | | | 14 | Jalin Hyatt | | | 16 | Kansas City | | ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/14 "2024-08-18T16:19:43Z")
Draft date and time set to Tuesday, Sept 3 and 9pm eastern. Please speak up if that is a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/15 "2024-08-18T16:45:57Z")
Draft Order: | Pick | Team | | --- | --- | | 1 | (Frosty’s) Post Mahomes | | 2 | Disgruntled Goats | | 3 | Spiritus Mundane | | 4 | Go Cowboys Scotty | | 5 | Baltimore Weirdos | | 6 | Exploding Pancakes | | 7 | Fourth & Nineteen | | 8 | Nine Inch Neils | | 9 | Hermits | | 10 | Moridwon (Hamlet) | | 11 | Carcosa Yellow Kings | | 12 | Omnipotents | | 13 | Big Mack Attack | | 14 | Chicago Cardinals | ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/16 "2024-08-18T23:12:54Z")
Keepers: 7 Rachaad White 8 Zay Flowers 14 Rashee Rice ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/17 "2024-08-18T23:57:28Z")
Keepers: - Chuba Hubbard in round 9 - Jordan Love in round 11 ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/18 "2024-08-18T23:58:24Z")
Also - thanks @Wilson. I appreciate you keeping this thing alive for us. ---
**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/19 "2024-08-19T19:38:00Z")
Puka Nacua, 14th round to now 12th round ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297/20 "2024-08-20T14:08:45Z")
I’ll be keeping Kyler Murray in the 9th. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2024-year-22/1005297.md?page=2)