# He Hate Me Fantasy Football 2025 - Year 23

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 5, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743 "2025-08-05T22:24:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/42 "2025-09-02T17:31:56Z")

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You can swear, just make sure you say “bruh” a lot. And yes, I’m going over the keeper rules with him now. Courtland Sutton seems like the only obvious keeper.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/43 "2025-09-02T18:01:06Z")

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Ahhh, nothing like getting three quarters of the way loading keepers when you realize that you have the draft order wrong…

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/44 "2025-09-02T18:07:51Z")

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In the dynasty league I have to assign 300 players usually involving a lot of trades

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/45 "2025-09-02T18:09:11Z")

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Yikes, that sounds like fun (not).

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/46 "2025-09-02T18:12:08Z")

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Keepers (24) have been loaded. Please check my work!  
Still haven’t heard from scott c, Dave’s offline friend… he’s got one borderline keeper candidate but for now I didn’t load any.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/47 "2025-09-02T20:58:57Z")

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I’ll invite everyone to the [discord server](https://discord.gg/XsGxZ8Vu) I made for SDMB fantasy leagues. We’ve had a voice chat during the draft the last few years usually bringing 7-9 people. I’d recommend using the app over the webpage, but see if you can set it up a bit before the draft.

This is the [draft results](https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/174925/draftresults) page which currently lists all the keepers.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/48 "2025-09-02T21:17:43Z")

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As a result of my master plan to win the league last year, I kept my best keepers in odd numbered rounds knowing that I would have the last pick in those rounds, so I get to keep De’Von Achane with the last pick in the 3rd and Jaxon Smith-Njigba with the last pick in the 5th, making them relatively better values.

It’s totally not coincidence at all and intricately planned.

Drafting 14th does kinda suck.

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/49 "2025-09-02T22:27:59Z")

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I kept Jerry Jeudy and Paku Nacua but Jeudy is not in the draft results page.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/50 "2025-09-02T23:39:25Z")

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My bad - Jeudy has been added as a keeper (in the 8th).

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/51 "2025-09-02T23:49:07Z")

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I so want to change my team name to “Sponsored by DUDE Wipes”.

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/52 "2025-09-02T23:53:25Z")

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grrrr, duplicate post.

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/53 "2025-09-02T23:53:34Z")

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Wilson,

Thank you for all your time/work you put into this

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/54 "2025-09-03T00:21:32Z")

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I am going to live draft as much as I can tonight, I’ve got a nasty case of Covid and feel awful and just want to sleep

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/55 "2025-09-03T00:22:30Z")

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I just popped into the live draft to look at my keepers and it looks pretty screwed up. My keepers are all showing as traded to different teams.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/56 "2025-09-03T00:25:17Z")

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@Omniscient I show you with Laporta and Chase Brown?

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/57 "2025-09-03T00:26:59Z")

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So I did screw up @Spiritus_Mundi’s keepers. NOBODY draft Brian Thomas Jr or JJ McCarthy.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/58 "2025-09-03T00:30:03Z")

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I kept Isaac Guerendo too. When I look at my roster I have Brown and LaPorta but when I look at the Draft Results the positions are all screwed up.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/59 "2025-09-03T00:32:59Z")

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Yup I missed Guerendo as well. Crap.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/60 "2025-09-03T00:34:04Z")

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The draft results on desktop look right (except Guerendo) but on mobile it’s a mess for some reason.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-fantasy-football-2025-year-23/1021743/61 "2025-09-03T00:47:25Z")

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Uh, it’s showing the draft time just got pushed back?

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