# He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 8 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 30, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576 "2010-07-30T13:45:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/241 "2010-10-28T16:23:41Z")
**He Hate Me - Week 7** …General…Head…Season…General…Head Week 7…Manager…Coach…Average…Manager…Coach ----------------------------------…---------------------------------- Wilson…151.56…81% B-…Munch…125.56…91% A- Hamlet…126.13…71% C-…furt…120.12…85% B VarlosZ…125.63…100% A+…Ellis Dee…115.58…90% B+ Weirddave…122.63…100% A+…Wilson…112.52…86% B RNATB…122.40…97% A…Weirddave…108.42…87% B+ Munch…120.50…100% A+…Omniscient…106.13…87% B furt…110.00…83% B-…Spiritus Mundi…103.76…86% B Omniscient…104.73…87% B+…RNATB…103.15…86% B Ellis Dee…95.90…100% A+…VarlosZ…102.09…89% B+ Spiritus Mundi…91.64…85% B…Jules Andre…99.34…80% C+ Bababooey…91.63…76% C…Hamlet…95.81…87% B+ Nurse Carmen…89.37…95% A…The Mad Hermit…93.84…88% B+ Jules Andre…84.77…91% A-…Bababooey…93.73…88% B+ The Mad Hermit…77.43…74% C…Nurse Carmen…84.43…84% B ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/242 "2010-10-31T17:09:32Z")
Today I get back to .500 and begin my march to the playoffs! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/243 "2010-10-31T17:20:20Z")
Well, maybe. I just realized I’m starting more or less the entire Jaguars offense. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/244 "2010-10-31T19:08:14Z")
Funny story: turns out that makes me a genius. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/245 "2010-11-05T00:58:52Z")
**He Hate Me - Week 8** …General…Head…Season…General…Head Week 8…Manager…Coach…Average…Manager…Coach ----------------------------------…---------------------------------- RNATB…157.60…94% A…Munch…124.20…90% A- furt…131.67…91% A-…furt…121.56…85% B Omniscient…125.90…85% B…Ellis Dee…112.58…89% B+ Munch…114.70…87% B…Wilson…110.08…86% B Hamlet…110.03…92% A-…RNATB…109.96…88% B+ Bababooey…96.07…64% D…Omniscient…108.60…87% B Wilson…93.03…85% B…Weirddave…104.17…88% B+ Ellis Dee…91.59…82% B-…Spiritus Mundi…98.54…87% B+ The Mad Hermit…85.50…83% B…VarlosZ…98.22…90% B+ Jules Andre…77.57…87% B+…Hamlet…97.59…88% B+ Nurse Carmen…75.60…66% D…Jules Andre…96.62…80% B- Weirddave…74.40…100% A+…Bababooey…94.03…85% B VarlosZ…71.07…95% A…The Mad Hermit…92.80…87% B+ Spiritus Mundi…61.97…97% A+…Nurse Carmen…83.33…82% B- ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/246 "2010-11-08T05:23:54Z")
After a slow start, I’ve posted the highest score two weeks in a row and was fewer than 10 off the pace the week before that. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/247 "2010-11-08T06:10:35Z")
My team is a mess. I have no business winning this week, and barring 42.5 points from T.O. and a kicker, I’ll steal a victory. My team is probably good enough to sneak into the top eight and compete in the consolation bracket, but I have some choices to make here with the trade deadline looming. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/248 "2010-11-08T06:40:39Z")
Don’t knock the consolation bracket. That’s a great place to be. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/249 "2010-11-18T12:20:55Z")
**He Hate Me - Week 10** …General…Head…Season…General…Head Week 10…Manager…Coach…Average…Manager…Coach ----------------------------------…---------------------------------- Weirddave…150.90…90% A-…Munch…123.88…89% B+ Spiritus Mundi…148.63…73% C…furt…114.68…86% B Munch…130.07…76% C…RNATB…113.08…87% B The Mad Hermit…125.03…82% B-…Weirddave…111.99…88% B+ Omniscient…123.97…70% C-…Ellis Dee…111.46…87% B+ RNATB…118.73…76% C…Wilson…107.32…86% B Hamlet…111.30…76% C…Omniscient…106.99…86% B Nurse Carmen…111.23…95% A…Spiritus Mundi…106.11…87% B Wilson…109.37…94% A…Hamlet…99.62…86% B Ellis Dee…108.57…60% F…VarlosZ…98.58…92% A- furt…101.97…96% A…The Mad Hermit…93.87…87% B+ VarlosZ…95.50…99% A+…Jules Andre…93.13…83% B- Jules Andre…85.43…94% A…Bababooey…87.02…86% B Bababooey…63.20…100% A+…Nurse Carmen…86.71…83% B ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/250 "2010-11-18T14:25:38Z")
There are three teams which have scored 982 or more points. Three make up the top three teams by record. Guess whose the other one is, which is 5-5? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/251 "2010-11-23T21:42:23Z")
So, can we retroactively extend the trade deadline? I’ve somehow\* managed to climb my way up to 4th despite the fact that _Brandon Jackson_ is my stud RB. Other luminaries who play Running Back for the Zzzzzzzz include Ricky Williams, Clinton Portis, Jason Snelling, Jonathan Stewart, and an out of work kick returner for Arizona. I desperately need to (have) trade(d) for a RB I can start without embarrassing myself, but when I tried in the weeks leading up to the trade deadline, I was rebuffed with extreme prejudice. “Dwayne Bowe? What would I want with Dwayne Bowe?!” … “Oh no, I couldn’t possibly part with (the likes of) Ryan Matthews; why, I’m offended that you would even suggest such a thing!” … “Mario Manningham? Please. He won’t be getting any playing time.” And so on. So, yeah, if we could just ignore that whole “deadline” thing so that I could make one tiny little trade, that would be great. Reigning Champion’s Prerogative? Hell, I’d even let \*other \*teams take advantage of it to make their \*own \*trades, 'cause that’s just the kind of nice guy I am. Thanks. - –\> In truth, I know exactly how: my passing game. Aaron Rodgers (1st among QBs), Roddy White (2nd), Dwayne Bowe (4th), and Greg Jennings (10th), all becoming particularly hot over the last 4 or 5 games. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/252 "2010-11-23T21:47:20Z")
I would have given you Donald Brown, but you never asked. _sniffle_ ---
**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/253 "2010-11-23T22:23:41Z")
So let’s see if I understand this. You want to extend the trade deadline because you’re suddenly in contention and you’re mad no one would trade with you before… But had you made the trades you’re mad about then you wouldn’t be in contention now… Is that right? You’re totally welcome to Ryan Matthews now though ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/254 "2010-11-23T23:18:31Z")
> [@Jules\_Andre](#): > > So let’s see if I understand this. You want to extend the trade deadline because you’re suddenly in contention and you’re mad no one would trade with you before… But had you made the trades you’re mad about then you wouldn’t be in contention now… Is that right? Yes, except for the part about me _actually_ wanting to extend the deadline. At most, it’s the kind of thing where you get drunk and maybe you’re going through some stuff and everyone else has gone home except you and your best friend and you think maybe you want to fool around with him but of course neither of you are gay so your only play is make like you’re joking (or alternately like it’s _this other guy_ you know who was wondering if it makes you gay to get a hummer from another dude) and then you gauge his reaction and go from there except probably unless he grabs you jams his tongue down your throat you’re not going to have the guts to go through with anything. Sorry, I meant: “No, I was just joking about extending the deadline.” ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/255 "2010-11-23T23:21:11Z")
(I’m not actually gay/bi-curious/whatever. I wonder if that’s the kind of post that comes back to haunt someone…) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/256 "2010-11-23T23:26:11Z")
I’m gonna go with yes. You should probably just make it your Sig and get it over with. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/257 "2010-11-23T23:29:59Z")
I know whenever I think about trade deadlines, I get an insatiable craving for cock. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/258 "2010-11-23T23:33:21Z")
**SenorBeef** comes a little bit each time one of his trades gets accepted. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/259 "2010-11-23T23:41:11Z")
Only because I know everyone else in the league will be habitually enraged. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576/260 "2010-11-23T23:43:00Z")
So it’s not just self-gratification it’s sadism as well? My my! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-8/548576.md?page=14)