# He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 9

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 4, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413 "2011-08-04T02:45:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/1 "2011-08-04T02:45:30Z")

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**[Link to Yahoo League](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/87081)**

**Schedule**  
Offseason Trade Deadline: Monday 8/29/2011  
Keeper Declaration: Tuesday 8/30/2011  
Live Draft: Monday 9/5/2011 (Labor Day) at 10:30pm Eastern

**Keeper Rules**

1. You can only keep a maximum of 3 players.
2. You can only keep players drafted after the third round. (Fourth rounders or later only.)
3. A player can only be kept a maximum of twice. (Making 3 total roster years.)
4. A kept player incures a two round penalty. (e.g: drafted in the 6th, kept in the 4th.)

**Hall of Fame**  
Year 1 winner: mouthbreather  
Year 2 winner: Spiritus Mundi  
Year 3 winner: Spiritus Mundi  
Year 4 winner: The Mad Hermit  
Year 5 winner: Nurse Carmen  
Year 6 winner: Weirddave  
Year 7 winner: VarlosZ  
Year 8 winner: Weirddave

**Draft Order, Year 9**

1. Jules Andre
2. Ellis Dee
3. The Mad Hermit
4. Wilson
5. Bababooey
6. Nurse Carmen
7. Omniscient
8. Hamlet
9. RNATB
10. VarlosZ
11. Munch
12. Spiritus Mundi
13. furt
14. Weirddave

**League History**

**2003 Season 1**  
[The SDMB “He Hate Me, He Hate Me Not” Football League](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=199147)

**2004 Season 2**  
[Upcoming SDMB fantasy football league…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=251453)  
[He Hate Me Keeper League Mid-Season Review](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286234)  
[SDMB H.H.M. Keeper League Rules Ballot.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=290993)

**2005 Season 3**  
[Yahoo fantasy football signup now open…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324132)  
[He Hate Me Keeper League Mid-Season Draft Review 2006](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=342937)  
Season wrap-up [post=7136352]here[/post]

**2006 Season 4**  
[He Hate Me FF keeper league](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=374061)  
Season wrap-up [post=8131857]here[/post]

**2007 Season 5**  
[He Hate Me So Bad FF keeper league](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=423632)  
Season wrap-up [post=9386723]here[/post]

**2008 Season 6**  
[He Hate Me Some Me FF Keeper League](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=465946)

**2009 Season 7**  
[He Hate Me FF keeper league - yr 7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=525636)

**2010 Season 8**  
[He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572812)  
**Eligible Keepers**

Players are listed with the round they were drafted last year. Subtract two rounds for keeping this year. Players listed as “kept last year” are in their final year of eligibility. NOTE: Bolded players are NOT recommendations about who you should keep. I bold interesting prospects so that everyone else can see them at a glance.

1. Quentin’s JAMmers (Jules Andre)  
**LeSean McCoy** (Phi - RB) _4th round_ - kept last year  
Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) _5th round_  
Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR) _5th round_  
Legedu Naanee (SD - WR) _13th round_

2. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)  
Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR) _5th round_  
**Ahmad Bradshaw** (NYG - RB) _6th round_ - kept last year  
Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) _7th round_  
New York (NYJ - DEF) _8th round_ - kept last year  
**Hakeem Nicks** (NYG - WR) _10th round_ - kept last year  
Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) _11th round_  
New York (NYG - DEF) _12th round_  
Darrius Heyward-Bey (Oak - WR) _14th round_  
Tim Tebow (Den - QB) _15th round_  
Kevin Boss (NYG - TE) _16th round_

3. Crabby Hermits (The Mad Hermit)  
Hines Ward (Pit - WR) _4th round_  
Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) _5th round_  
LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB) _6th round_  
Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE) _8th round_  
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) _9th round_  
Jerricho Cotchery (NYJ - WR) _10th round_  
Nate Washington (Ten - WR) _13th round_  
**Mewelde Moore** (Pit - RB) _14th round_ - kept last year  
Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) _15th round_

4. Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson)  
Jason Witten (Dal - TE) _4th round_  
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) _5th round_  
Terrell Owens (Cin - WR) _6th round_  
Austin Collie (Ind - WR) _10th round_  
Mike Williams (Sea - WR) _12th round_  
Brandon LaFell (Car - WR) _15th round_  
San Diego (SD - DEF) _16th round_

5. RGrant’sFragileAnkle (Bababooey)  
Reggie Bush (Mia - RB) _4th round_  
Santana Moss (Was - WR) _5th round_  
Donald Driver (GB - WR) _6th round_  
Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) _7th round_  
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) _8th round_  
Julian Edelman (NE - WR) _9th round_  
Javon Ringer (Ten - RB) _11th round_  
Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) _13th round_  
LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB) _14th round_  
Miami (Mia - DEF) _15th round_  
Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) _16th round_

6. RealCarmenOfGenius (Nurse Carmen)  
Cedric Benson (Cin - RB) _4th round_ - kept last year  
**Brandon Jacobs** (NYG - RB) _5th round_  
Derrick Mason (Bal - WR) _6th round_  
Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) _7th round_  
Chester Taylor (Chi - RB) _8th round_  
Dallas (Dal - DEF) _11th round_  
Roy Williams (Chi - WR) _12th round_  
Josh Morgan (SF - WR) _13th round_  
Darius Reynaud (NYG - WR,RB) _14th round_  
David Akers (SF - K) _15th round_  
**Colt McCoy** (Cle - QB) _16th round_

7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)  
Thomas Jones (KC - RB) _4th round_  
**Michael Crabtree** (SF - WR) _7th round_ - kept last year  
Sam Bradford (StL - QB) _11th round_  
Brandon Tate (NE - WR) _16th round_

8. Moridwon (Hamlet)  
Justin Forsett (Sea - RB) _4th round_  
Tim Hightower (Was - RB) _7th round_  
**Vincent Jackson** (SD - WR) _8th round_  
Chris Cooley (Was - TE) _9th round_  
Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) _10th round_  
**Marshawn Lynch** (Sea - RB) _12th round_  
New Orleans (NO - DEF) _14th round_  
Louis Murphy (Oak - WR) _15th round_  
Neil Rackers (Hou - K) _16th round_

9. 9 Inch Neils (RNATB)  
Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR) _4th round_  
Eli Manning (NYG - QB) _5th round_  
Donald Brown (Ind - RB) _6th round_  
**Percy Harvin** (Min - WR) _9th round_ - kept last year  
Carnell Williams (TB - RB) _10th round_ - kept last year  
Green Bay (GB - DEF) _12th round_

10. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (VarlosZ)  
Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) _6th round_  
Zach Miller (Sea - TE) _9th round_  
Brandon Jackson (Cle - RB) _11th round_  
Mario Manningham (NYG - WR) _13th round_ - kept last year

11. Off Constantly (Munch)  
Wes Welker (NE - WR) _4th round_  
**Jamaal Charles** (KC - RB) _5th round_ - kept last year  
Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) _6th round_ - kept last year  
Sidney Rice (Sea - WR) _7th round_  
Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) _8th round_  
Vernon Davis (SF - TE) _12th round_ - kept last year

12. Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi)  
Mike Wallace (Pit - WR) _6th round_  
Devin Hester (Chi - WR) _7th round_  
Jacoby Jones (Hou - WR) _8th round_  
Bernard Scott (Cin - RB) _12th round_ - kept last year  
Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR) _13th round_  
**Josh Freeman** (TB - QB) _14th round_

13. Fightin’ Quakers (furt)  
Antonio Gates (SD - TE) _4th round_  
Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB) _9th round_  
**Jeremy Maclin** (Phi - WR) _11th round_ - kept last year

14. Baltimore Weirdos (Weirddave)  
Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) _5th round_  
Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) _7th round_  
Mike Williams (TB - WR) _8th round_  
**Peyton Hillis** (Cle - RB) _8th round_  
**Miles Austin** (Dal - WR) _9th round_ - kept last year  
Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR) _10th round_

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/2 "2011-08-04T02:46:32Z")

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Here’s the [fantasy trade calculator](http://footballguys.com/pickvalue.htm), plus the resulting draft pick value chart:

```auto

1- 1 ( 1): 1889 5- 1 ( 57): 519 9- 1 (113): 111 13- 1 (169): 32
1- 2 ( 2): 1823 5- 2 ( 58): 510 9- 2 (114): 107 13- 2 (170): 31
1- 3 ( 3): 1759 5- 3 ( 59): 500 9- 3 (115): 103 13- 3 (171): 29
1- 4 ( 4): 1699 5- 4 ( 60): 491 9- 4 (116): 100 13- 4 (172): 27
1- 5 ( 5): 1642 5- 5 ( 61): 482 9- 5 (117): 97 13- 5 (173): 25
1- 6 ( 6): 1587 5- 6 ( 62): 473 9- 6 (118): 94 13- 6 (174): 23
1- 7 ( 7): 1535 5- 7 ( 63): 464 9- 7 (119): 91 13- 7 (175): 21
1- 8 ( 8): 1485 5- 8 ( 64): 455 9- 8 (120): 88 13- 8 (176): 20
1- 9 ( 9): 1438 5- 9 ( 65): 446 9- 9 (121): 86 13- 9 (177): 18
1-10 (10): 1393 5-10 ( 66): 437 9-10 (122): 83 13-10 (178): 16
1-11 (11): 1351 5-11 ( 67): 428 9-11 (123): 81 13-11 (179): 14
1-12 (12): 1310 5-12 ( 68): 419 9-12 (124): 79 13-12 (180): 12
1-13 (13): 1272 5-13 ( 69): 410 9-13 (125): 77 13-13 (181): 10
1-14 (14): 1235 5-14 ( 70): 402 9-14 (126): 75 13-14 (182): 9

2- 1 (15): 1200 6- 1 ( 71): 393 10- 1 (127): 73 14- 1 (183): 7
2- 2 (16): 1167 6- 2 ( 72): 384 10- 2 (128): 72 14- 2 (184): 6
2- 3 (17): 1135 6- 3 ( 73): 375 10- 3 (129): 70 14- 3 (185): 4
2- 4 (18): 1105 6- 4 ( 74): 367 10- 4 (130): 69 14- 4 (186): 3
2- 5 (19): 1076 6- 5 ( 75): 358 10- 5 (131): 67 14- 5 (187): 2
2- 6 (20): 1049 6- 6 ( 76): 350 10- 6 (132): 66 14- 6 (188): 1
2- 7 (21): 1023 6- 7 ( 77): 341 10- 7 (133): 65 14- 7 (189): 1
2- 8 (22): 998 6- 8 ( 78): 333 10- 8 (134): 64 14- 8 (190): 1
2- 9 (23): 975 6- 9 ( 79): 325 10- 9 (135): 63 14- 9 (191): 0
2-10 (24): 952 6-10 ( 80): 316 10-10 (136): 62 14-10 (192): 0
2-11 (25): 931 6-11 ( 81): 308 10-11 (137): 61 14-11 (193): 0
2-12 (26): 910 6-12 ( 82): 300 10-12 (138): 61 14-12 (194): 0
2-13 (27): 890 6-13 ( 83): 292 10-13 (139): 60 14-13 (195): 0
2-14 (28): 872 6-14 ( 84): 284 10-14 (140): 59 14-14 (196): 0

3- 1 (29): 853 7- 1 ( 85): 276 11- 1 (141): 59 15- 1 (197): 0
3- 2 (30): 836 7- 2 ( 86): 268 11- 2 (142): 58 15- 2 (198): 0
3- 3 (31): 820 7- 3 ( 87): 261 11- 3 (143): 57 15- 3 (199): 0
3- 4 (32): 804 7- 4 ( 88): 253 11- 4 (144): 57 15- 4 (200): 0
3- 5 (33): 788 7- 5 ( 89): 246 11- 5 (145): 56 15- 5 (201): 0
3- 6 (34): 773 7- 6 ( 90): 239 11- 6 (146): 56 15- 6 (202): 0
3- 7 (35): 759 7- 7 ( 91): 231 11- 7 (147): 55 15- 7 (203): 0
3- 8 (36): 745 7- 8 ( 92): 224 11- 8 (148): 55 15- 8 (204): 0
3- 9 (37): 732 7- 9 ( 93): 217 11- 9 (149): 54 15- 9 (205): 0
3-10 (38): 719 7-10 ( 94): 211 11-10 (150): 53 15-10 (206): 0
3-11 (39): 707 7-11 ( 95): 204 11-11 (151): 53 15-11 (207): 0
3-12 (40): 694 7-12 ( 96): 197 11-12 (152): 52 15-12 (208): 0
3-13 (41): 682 7-13 ( 97): 191 11-13 (153): 52 15-13 (209): 0
3-14 (42): 671 7-14 ( 98): 185 11-14 (154): 51 15-14 (210): 0

4- 1 (43): 660 8- 1 ( 99): 179 12- 1 (155): 50 16- 1 (211): 0
4- 2 (44): 648 8- 2 (100): 173 12- 2 (156): 49 16- 2 (212): 0
4- 3 (45): 638 8- 3 (101): 167 12- 3 (157): 48 16- 3 (213): 0
4- 4 (46): 627 8- 4 (102): 161 12- 4 (158): 47 16- 4 (214): 0
4- 5 (47): 616 8- 5 (103): 156 12- 5 (159): 46 16- 5 (215): 0
4- 6 (48): 606 8- 6 (104): 151 12- 6 (160): 45 16- 6 (216): 0
4- 7 (49): 596 8- 7 (105): 146 12- 7 (161): 44 16- 7 (217): 0
4- 8 (50): 586 8- 8 (106): 141 12- 8 (162): 43 16- 8 (218): 0
4- 9 (51): 576 8- 9 (107): 136 12- 9 (163): 42 16- 9 (219): 0
4-10 (52): 566 8-10 (108): 131 12-10 (164): 40 16-10 (220): 0
4-11 (53): 557 8-11 (109): 127 12-11 (165): 39 16-11 (221): 0
4-12 (54): 547 8-12 (110): 122 12-12 (166): 37 16-12 (222): 0
4-13 (55): 538 8-13 (111): 118 12-13 (167): 36 16-13 (223): 0
4-14 (56): 528 8-14 (112): 114 12-14 (168): 34 16-14 (224): 0

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/3 "2011-08-04T02:47:34Z")

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We have 11 signed into the yahoo league so far. Currently missing:

Spiritus Mundi  
Bababooey

First alternate:

Jimmy Chitwood

If we still need more, first come first serve. Sending out emails and PMs now.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/4 "2011-08-04T02:55:05Z")

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Heh, we actually have 12 in the league so far, not 11. That was a copy&paste fail from last year’s thread.

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/5 "2011-08-04T02:57:39Z")

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I’ve been on there for a week or so. DrewBrees’Birthmark

I’m keeping the shit out of Blount, probably Big Ben, though I usually wait a bit to draft QBs.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/6 "2011-08-04T03:10:02Z")

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Looks like **Omni** is missing.  
Collie’s a definite, the other Mike Williams I guess is worth keeping. Dez Bryant in the 3rd? Probably not. Maybe Lafell.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/7 "2011-08-04T05:29:06Z")

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> [@BabaBooey](#):
>
> I’ve been on there for a week or so. DrewBrees’Birthmark

Sorry, my bad. I get confused at the changing names. Yeah, that’s it. What, you mean you’re using the same name as you have in seasons past? Lalala I can’t hear you! heh.

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**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/8 "2011-08-04T16:15:40Z")

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Can I get on the waiting list for a spot?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/9 "2011-08-05T16:35:53Z")

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It’s a low-turnover league, FTR. I had to wait 3 years to get in.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/10 "2011-08-05T20:37:27Z")

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Should have made him wait another decade.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/11 "2011-08-06T20:22:06Z")

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That wasn’t very nice.

ETA: Shit. I have a draft @ 7 and this one at 7:30. Oh well, at least I’ll be warmed up.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/12 "2011-08-06T22:30:30Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
>
> That wasn’t very nice.

See? Too thin-skinned.

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/13 "2011-08-08T18:05:53Z")

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I have joined.

Josh Freeman and Mike Wallace will be kept. Third keeper will be determined after some preseason action & trading activity.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/14 "2011-08-12T14:35:19Z")

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> [@Wilson](#):
>
> Looks like **Omni** is missing.  
> Collie’s a definite, the other Mike Williams I guess is worth keeping. Dez Bryant in the 3rd? Probably not. Maybe Lafell.

I’m in now.

How was the keeper list tracked this year? It seems pretty bizarre to me that I only have 4 eligible keepers. Possible mind you, but bizarre.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/15 "2011-08-12T14:56:42Z")

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It’s 95% certain I’ll be keeping Bradford and Tate this year, barring injury. Did I really drop Rashad Jennings last season? Really? Shit.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/16 "2011-08-12T16:25:46Z")

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Keeping Maclin. That’s it.

Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/17 "2011-08-15T18:05:07Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> How was the keeper list tracked this year? It seems pretty bizarre to me that I only have 4 eligible keepers. Possible mind you, but bizarre.

A week after the season ended, I copy & pasted the entire season’s trade log to a spreadsheet. When I finally sat down to process it, I removed the trades/trade blocks so the only thing left were the Add/Drops, sorted, removed duplicates, then printed out the list of names to physically check against the ending rosters. Anyone on the list got removed. I then did the same kind of thing with the first 3 rounds of last year’s draft. Once all ineligibles had been removed I gathered the draft round status of everyone left and did a keeper pass to tag everyone kept last year and remove everyone that had been kept twice already.

(I also removed commish corrections, meaning if you claim-jumped and I reverted it, the guy you dropped to make room for the claim jump doesn’t lose his keeper eligibility.)

As crazy as it sounds, this was incredibly easy and effiicent compared to previous seasons when I didn’t have the free agent info but instead had to just compared the final rosters to the draft results. Doing it that way took like 15 minutes per team; with 14 teams I’d end up spending an hour a day on it for a week. This year took me like two hours from start to finish. I was stoked.

I’m happy to mail the spreadsheet to anyone who wants a copy, just drop me a PM. Extra eyes for verification never hurt anybody. It’s pretty compelling in that the “raw” worksheet is a formatted copy & paste, so it looks exactly like how it does on Yahoo! with the hyperlinked names and the little “note” icons next to the names. Even though the data is clearly authentic, that’s no guarantee human error couldn’t still be a factor.

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> It’s 95% certain I’ll be keeping Bradford and Tate this year, barring injury. Did I really drop Rashad Jennings last season? Really? Shit.

You dropped Rashad Jennings Oct 17 12:14pm, replacing him with Deji Karim(Jac - RB). Jennings remained a free agent until Quentin’s JAMmer’s picked him up Christmas Eve.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/18 "2011-08-15T18:19:18Z")

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I’ll be keeping:

Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) 8th round (that means it costs me a sixth rounder right?)  
Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) 10th round (8th rounder)  
Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB) 12th round (10th rounder)

I kinda like that lineup’s value so far. Unfortunately, I know I can mess this up somehow. Maybe my Beanie Wells fetish or my “who needs an elite QB? Not I!” plan will rear their ugly heads.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/19 "2011-08-15T20:48:50Z")

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I’ll be keeping LeSean McCoy (drafted 4th round, keeping in 2nd). That will probably be it, not much else to choose from.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/20 "2011-08-15T21:29:54Z")

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I hereby declare Hamlet our league’s paper champion.

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