# He Hate Me FF keeper league - year 9 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 4, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413 "2011-08-04T02:45:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/181 "2011-12-19T03:21:37Z")
Argh. Still down by .34. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/182 "2011-12-19T04:03:26Z")
Now you’re up by 0.03. Grrrr. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/183 "2011-12-19T04:10:23Z")
Holy shit, that’s a close finish. I was shitting myself thinking that Rivers was going to be able to take a knee. Hope there are no stat corrections. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/184 "2011-12-19T04:11:23Z")
Man, one kneel down by Rivers and I would have won. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/185 "2011-12-19T04:14:52Z")
Not necessarily. Depending on the league stats we might not get negative points for rushing yards below zero. Still… _deep breath_ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/186 "2011-12-19T04:26:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Not necessarily. Depending on the league stats we might not get negative points for rushing yards below zero. Still… _deep breath_ I just checked and it turns out that if negative points are turned on they are on for all positions - so yeah, a kneel down would have made the difference. God bless the Ravens for pointlessly calling timeouts at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/187 "2011-12-19T05:12:06Z")
Gonna be interesting watching for stat corrections. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/188 "2011-12-19T14:10:42Z")
Shut upppppppp. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/189 "2011-12-21T18:22:56Z")
Apparently, there was no stat correction. Final regular season standings: > [@](#): > > \*1. 9 Inch Neils (RNATB) 10-4-0 .714 1383.70 1287.40 W-4 14 35 > \*2. Crabby Hermits 9-5-0 .643 1477.99 1381.47 W-2 5 4 > \*3. Moridwon (Hamlet) 9-5-0 .643 1421.56 1287.58 W-1 8 12 > \*4. Fourth & Nineteen 8-6-0 .571 1437.15 1313.76 W-2 9 16 > 5. Baltimore Weirdos 8-6-0 .571 1391.37 1318.85 W-5 11 12 > 6. Spiritus Mundane 8-6-0 .571 1354.49 1389.89 L-1 6 11 > 7. Fightin’ Quakers 8-6-0 .571 1184.08 1174.92 W-1 7 11 > 8. HungryHungryHar. 7-7-0 .500 1413.89 1304.37 L-1 13 24 > 9. New York Fanboys 7-7-0 .500 1356.82 1272.54 W-3 4 8 > 10. ViQueens 7-7-0 .500 1199.48 1228.82 L-2 12 20 > 11. DrewBrees’sBm. 6-8-0 .429 1173.10 1218.56 L-4 3 4 > 12. Off Constantly 4-10-0 .286 1249.89 1331.88 L-3 1 12 > 13. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz 4-10-0 .286 1157.74 1392.17 L-3 2 10 > 14. Omni’s Omnip. 3-11-0 .214 1017.27 1316.32 Fun facts: none of last year’s playoff teams made it this year; three of the four made the consolation bracket. **Varlos** ’ total of 1519.71 in 2007 is still the all time record for season scoring\*. It’s worth noting that he failed to make the playoffs that year :D. I assume my 0.03 playoff win is some kind of record but I’m not going through all eight seasons’ worth of results to find out. **Crabby Hermits v. Nine Inch Neils** is your championship game. Herm is currently favored by 18 points in Yahoo!'s projections. Over in the third place playoff, **Fourth and Nineteen** is favored by 4 and a bit over **Moridwon**. **Baltimore Weirdos** and **Spiritus Mundi** will play in the Consolation Bowl. \*A couple of people scored more in the first season of the league (2003) but there was an extra WR slot that year so it doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/190 "2011-12-24T21:16:05Z")
I think I’m going to lose thanks to the Washington D. Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/191 "2011-12-24T22:27:43Z")
Now it looks like I’ll win because Hermit got fucked by Romo and the Giants. Woo! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/192 "2011-12-27T03:57:33Z")
I don’t think anyone else is going to see this post because nobody else appears to be looking at this thread. Nonetheless: HE HATE ME CHAMPS! ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/193 "2011-12-27T14:45:36Z")
Blech. One Philip Rivers kneel-down away from winning the league. Ah well. Congrats, **RNATB**! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/194 "2011-12-27T15:11:52Z")
Thanks. Yeah, you would have crushed everyone. Ironic, because Crabby Hermits put up their worst score in 12 weeks (and second worst score of the season) at the worst possible time. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/195 "2011-12-27T16:17:40Z")
Congrats bitch! Don’t get to comfortable up there at the top. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/196 "2011-12-28T15:01:04Z")
Congrats, RNATB, and good season to most. Now to hope for the best for the Steelers. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/197 "2011-12-28T15:46:53Z")
I keep looking at that first round victory margin of .03 and it boggles my mind. Three hundredth of a point makes all the difference; I have never seen a margin of victory that small before. Game of inches indeed. And to see that poor Fourth and Nineteen (and I) in the 3rd/4th battle would have blown both you guys in the finals away is troubling. Good win, RNATB. :mumble mumble: Fucking Marshawn Lynch sucking early in the season and then deciding, after I traded him, to get good. :mumble mumble: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/198 "2011-12-28T16:39:21Z")
Fuck! I made a list of all the eligible keepers for next year and then accidentally closed the tab just as I finished. Oh well. The short version is that Herm is going to have another great team if Michael Bush gets a starting job somewhere (he’d get Bush in R4, Steve Smith the First in R5 and Antonio Brown in R11). Off Constantly has DeMarco Murray in R3 and AJ Green in R5. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/199 "2011-12-28T17:49:21Z")
I’ve got Cam in the 7th and Sproles in the 9th, which isn’t bad. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-year-9/591413/200 "2011-12-28T18:05:39Z")
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