# He Hate Me FF keeper league - yr 7

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074 "2009-07-24T02:24:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/181 "2009-10-08T04:04:02Z")

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My two-year plan has me in first place despite not keeping any really good keeper-eligible players on my roster last year. Super-early keeper analysis: The Other Steve Smith (would cost a 7th rounder), Percy Harvin (9) and Cadillac (10) are all possibilities. Might keep Glen Coffee in the 12th as trade bait for whoever drafts Gore.

Interesting side note: my two “top” receivers aren’t likely to leave the bench outside the bye weeks until season’s end, but my two backups (Steve Smith and Percy Harvin) are doing rather well.

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/182 "2009-10-08T06:55:32Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> My two-year plan has me in first place despite not keeping any really good keeper-eligible players on my roster last year. Super-early keeper analysis: The Other Steve Smith (would cost a 7th rounder), Percy Harvin (9) and Cadillac (10) are all possibilities. Might keep Glen Coffee in the 12th as trade bait for whoever drafts Gore.

I didn’t have high hopes this season considering I took over a team with only one viable keeper, and he was on his last year of eligibility. So, I was primarily drafting to stay competitive this season and try to pick up some keepers for next season. Looking over my results with the hindsight from a quarter of a season done… and I have jack shit. Knowshon Moreno is on track to become a good keeper, but I’d have to keep him in round two and I just don’t see that becoming a prudent choice. LeSean McCoy likely won’t pan out this season. The rest is a wasteland. Nate Washington is a good upside receiver on a run first team. Kevin Curtis was a wasted pick, and Mike Goodson was a gamble that didn’t pan out at all. Maybe Patrick Crayton? Tashard Choice? Donnie Avery has been a pile of shit. Ugh, what a wasted season this has been! I’m reminded of how often good keeper picks went just before my pick. Hopefully at least one guy turns into something.

How often has a team with no keepers made the playoffs? Anyone know?

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/183 "2009-10-08T07:25:17Z")

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I believe Weirddave won it all last season with no keepers.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/184 "2009-12-15T04:48:17Z")

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I cannot believe the Niners defense put up 32 frigging points to beat me this week. Thankfully the 2 teams ahead of me will lose with fewer points so I’ll still probably squeak into a playoff berth. I hope…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/185 "2009-12-15T04:49:49Z")

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I cannot believe my team posted its best performance of the season as soon as i was eliminated.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/186 "2009-12-15T05:34:47Z")

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When do they update the standings?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/187 "2009-12-15T05:49:11Z")

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'bout 4am I think.

ETA: I’m pretty sure you’re out. I think it updates the total scoring each day.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/188 "2009-12-15T05:58:20Z")

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If I’m out I will be PISSED! That will be 2 leagues where I get shit canned on the last day but some absurd consequence. I’m ahead by 50 points and the fucking Niners score 32 points to eek past?!?! Really?

So are you saying that I won’t leapfrog **Off Constantly** because the totals reflect the scores through yesterday as opposed to last week?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/189 "2009-12-15T06:03:26Z")

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Just did some quickie math, my point total reflects my scores through week 13. None of week 14’s points are factored in, I definitely should be in. **Off Constantly** will get leapfrogged by both me and the **Fighting Quakers**.

ETA: The **Quakers** will actually jump ahead of **Varlos** too to capture the 2nd seed.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/190 "2009-12-15T14:06:45Z")

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Screw both of you! :shakes fist:

Actually, screw you, Steve Slaton. I hate you and your stupid face. My big trade for Brady just didn’t pan out very well and my WR strategy happened to have two of my big three fall (extremely) short the one week it finally mattered. Time to play for a top draft pick…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/191 "2009-12-15T14:09:51Z")

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Screw _all_ of you.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/192 "2009-12-16T17:06:37Z")

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Well, in comparison I’m thrilled to make the consolation bracket - especially with my original draft being such a autodrafted mess… I got nothing from my 5th and 6th round picks and “wasted” my 7th and 8th on DEF and K. Thankfully, Fitzgerald, Deangelo and Tony Romo all lived up to their draft spots, Owen Daniels was huge for a half a season, and Zach Miller helped out down the stretch. A couple of pickups during the year really helped me (Roy Williams, Cincinnati DEF and Buckhalter).  
That being said, I’m boldly predicting that I’ll be picking 4th next year… if Fitzgerald is hurt I really have no chance in the consolation bracket.

Man, my keeper choices stink… Is Justin Fargas worth a 12? Kyle Orton worth a 8? Romo worth a 2? Zach Miller worth a 7?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/193 "2009-12-16T17:19:14Z")

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I totally forgot we have a consolation bracket. Come on, #1 pick!

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/194 "2009-12-16T17:29:36Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Screw _all_ of you.

Screw YOU too, you have the consolation bracket. All I have is Beanie Wells and a sad feeling for letting Vernon Davis go.

And the dynasty league. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jules\_Andre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jules_andre/32/9334_2.png) [@Jules\_Andre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jules_Andre)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/195 "2009-12-16T18:27:46Z")

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I ended up in that dead zone where I missed the consolation bracket but finished high enough so that I don’t get an early-mid round draft spot. I also have some interesting choices to make regarding my keepers, as I have 4 guys who would make for a good candidate, but none of them are no-brainers. I’ll be absolutely looking to make a pre-draft deal heading into next season.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/196 "2009-12-27T07:49:49Z")

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What’s your playoff bracket like in this league?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/197 "2009-12-27T08:19:00Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> What’s your playoff bracket like in this league?

What do you mean? Me and **Varlos** are matched up in the Championship game. I knocked off **Weirddave** in the Semis and he’ll be facing **furt** for third place. A bunch of other dudes who don’t matter are in the consolation bracket.

And my team is utterly loaded with keepers for next year so a dynasty might be in the making.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/198 "2009-12-27T08:35:00Z")

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I just meant who made the playoffs in what seed and who ended up winning. I can’t see the league page since Im not in it.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/199 "2009-12-27T08:56:21Z")

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```auto

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
*1. Baltimore Weirdos 10-4-0 .714 1341.93 W-1 13 15
*2. Fightin' Quakers 8-6-0 .571 1443.98 W-4 10 15
*3. Varlos' Zzzzzzz 8-6-0 .571 1438.38 L-2 8 13
*4. Omni's Omnipotents 8-6-0 .571 1380.10 L-1 11 11
5. Off Constantly 8-6-0 .571 1334.06 L-1 14 16
6. Fourth & Nineteen 8-6-0 .571 1276.33 W-2 3 9
7. 9 Inch Neils (RNATB) 7-7-0 .500 1416.08 W-1 12 24
8. RealCarmenOfGenius 7-7-0 .500 1342.84 L-1 6 6
9. Moridwon (Hamlet) 6-8-0 .429 1277.96 W-1 7 8
10. DrewBrees'Birthmark 6-8-0 .429 1251.14 L-1 4 -
11. Quentin's JAMmers 6-8-0 .429 1236.60 L-1 5 13
12. Crabby Hermits 6-8-0 .429 1158.20 L-3 1 4
13. Spiritus Mundane 5-9-0 .357 1219.63 W-1 9 12
14. New York Fanboys 5-9-0 .357 1034.18 W-1 2 9

```

Here’s the final standings.

Here’s the Playoff Championship Bracket as of now.

```auto

Semifinal
[del](1) Baltimore Weirdos 118.17[/del]
**(4) Omni's Omnipotents 124.84**

Semifinal
[del](2) Fightin' Quakers 102.20[/del]
**(3) Varlos' Zzzzzzz 141.81**

	
**Final**
(4) Omni's Omnipotents 50.60
(3) Varlos' Zzzzzzz 7.3
	
**3rd Place Game**
(1) Baltimore Weirdos 0.00
(2) Fightin' Quakers 27.13

```

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/200 "2009-12-27T09:05:06Z")

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Cool, thanks.

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