# He Hate Me FF keeper league - yr 7

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074 "2009-07-24T02:24:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/201 "2009-12-27T20:11:51Z")

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Bloody hell. Tom Brady has 4 passing touchdowns, 3 to Randy Moss. Guess who has both?

My opponent for this week, Mr. Off Constantly. Oh well - I guess the second pick isn’t that bad.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/202 "2009-12-27T20:44:45Z")

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My team just _had_ to lay a giant turd in the Championship game. Fuck me.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/203 "2009-12-27T20:59:20Z")

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I’m not going to be doing any gloating until this thing is in the bag, but I will concede that my team is currently in an advantageous position. Need to dodge a Greg Olson explosion.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/204 "2009-12-27T21:15:18Z")

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I would like to pretend that there’s hope, Olsen has had a 3TD game this year and the Vikes are terrible against TEs, but you still have Thomas Jones and Dustin Keller to go with a 20 point lead. I think you can pop that champagne.

Incidentally, how in the fuck did Maroney end up with negative points in a 35-7 win?!?!

I lose the Championship game, I overslept and forgot to pick the day games in the Pick Em leagues, and I got eliminated from Survival. If the Bears get shellacked it’ll be another fucking miserable football Sunday. There’s been a lot of those this season.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/205 "2009-12-29T14:18:44Z")

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What ended up being your final results? I’m going to create a combined SDMB football competition results thread next week after the pick em/survival/etc leagues are concluded.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-ff-keeper-league-yr-7/504074/206 "2009-12-29T15:23:33Z")

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Playoffs:

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> Week 15  
> (Dec 15 - Dec 21) Week 16  
> (Dec 22 - Dec 28)  
> Semifinal  
> (1) Baltimore Weirdos118.17  
> (4) Omni’s Omnipotents124.84
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> Semifinal  
> (2) Fightin’ Quakers102.20  
> (3) Varlos’ Zzzzzzz141.81
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> Final  
> (4) Omni’s Omnipotents89.70  
> (3) Varlos’ Zzzzzzz119.33
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> 3rd Place Game  
> (1) Baltimore Weirdos93.00  
> (2) Fightin’ Quakers102.46
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> League Champion Varlos’ Zzzzzzz  
> 2nd Omni’s Omnipotents  
> 3rd Fightin’ Quakers  
> 4th Baltimore Weirdos

Regular season standings:

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> \*1. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz 8-6-0 .571 1438.38 L-2 8 13  
> \*2. Omni’s Omnipotents 8-6-0 .571 1380.10 L-1 11 11  
> \*3. Fightin’ Quakers 8-6-0 .571 1443.98 W-4 10 15  
> \*4. Baltimore Weirdos 10-4-0 .714 1341.93 W-1 13 15  
> 5. Off Constantly 8-6-0 .571 1334.06 L-1 14 16  
> 6. 9 Inch Neils (RNATB) 7-7-0 .500 1416.08 W-1 12 24  
> 7. RealCarmenOfGenius 7-7-0 .500 1342.84 L-1 6 6  
> 8. Fourth & Nineteen 8-6-0 .571 1276.33 W-2 3 9  
> 9. Moridwon (Hamlet) 6-8-0 .429 1277.96 W-1 7 8  
> 10. DrewBrees’Birthmark 6-8-0 .429 1251.14 L-1 4 -  
> 11. Quentin’s JAMmers 6-8-0 .429 1236.60 L-1 5 13  
> 12. Crabby Hermits 6-8-0 .429 1158.20 L-3 1 4  
> 13. Spiritus Mundane 5-9-0 .357 1219.63 W-1 9 12  
> 14. New York Fanboys 5-9-0 .357 1034.18 W-1 2 9

Off Constantly won the 5th place game and gets the 1st overall pick in next year’s draft. I get the second pick.

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