# He Hate Me Keeper League 2023 - year 21

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [July 7, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733 "2023-07-07T17:00:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/21 "2023-08-19T21:10:04Z")

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I am keeping Pollard in round 4. That might be it.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/22 "2023-08-23T14:32:35Z")

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Tentatively keeping Fields in the 7th and Etienne in the 9th.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/23 "2023-08-24T23:54:21Z")

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Hermits will keep Pat Friermuth, Trevor Lawrence, and Jaylen Warren

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/24 "2023-08-25T14:36:25Z")

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Thanks everyone for posting their keepers - just want to say that I won’t finalize them in Yahoo until Sep 4. So assume you have until Sep 3 to change them if you’ve already posted them.  
I’ll try to get a consolidated list together a day or two before that.

I’ll add that my planned keepers are Alexander Mattison (7), Cam Akers (9), and Deshaun Watson (11).

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/25 "2023-08-26T00:15:41Z")

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Rounds 6, 7, and 12 respectively

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/26 "2023-08-27T07:09:51Z")

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Revised keepers

> [@Wilson](#):
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> 4 Tony Pollard  
> 12 Michael Gallup  
> 14 Wan’Dale Robinson

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/27 "2023-08-27T07:52:18Z")

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But I may change my mind again on Robinson before the 4th.

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/28 "2023-08-27T18:41:27Z")

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Slept on it and came to my senses. I welcome any of you to steal Wan’Dale from me before round 15. My keepers will be:  
4 Tony Pollard  
12 Michael Gallup

2 Cowboys, which means I hate my team already. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/29 "2023-08-27T19:32:44Z")

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I think I’ll be keeping:

Hopkins  
Lockett  
Daniel Jones

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/30 "2023-08-28T23:32:53Z")

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I’m keeping Brandon Aiyuk (round 4) and Jameson Williams (13). Not much of a haul.

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**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/31 "2023-08-29T00:48:32Z")

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Here are my keepers:

(5) Aaron Rodgers  
(6) Chris Olave  
(11) Amon-Ra St. Brown

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/32 "2023-08-29T17:32:00Z")

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Keeping:  
JK Dobbins 8th  
Donovan Peoples-Jones 11th  
Christian Watson 13th

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/33 "2023-09-04T17:12:57Z")

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Reminder that the draft is tomorrow at 9:30 eastern.

A few years back I set up a discord channel if people want to chat during the draft, voice and text are both options. Usually we have 5-7 people show up every year and it makes the draft more fun. If you have/are willing to make a discord account, [use this link](https://discord.gg/K7MKYKU5) to join the channel before the draft tomorrow.

There’s also a new option that allows you to join a voice chat channel as a guest without an account, although I’ve never tried it. [Link here.](https://discord.gg/h4tyfBVY). If you have or are willing to get a discord account, use the first one, otherwise try the latter.

Join the general voice chat channel. There’s also a text chat available within the voice chat channel, the button is near the upper right of the channel listing.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/34 "2023-09-04T18:14:42Z")

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I don’t know if it’s too late, but I’d like to throw Daniel Jones back into the pool.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/35 "2023-09-04T20:28:24Z")

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Not too late at all. I’m flexible, and later than I wanted to be on compiling keepers.

We are missing keeper declarations for: Disgruntled Goats @motu, Chicago Cardinals @dalej42 and Dave’s RL friend Can’t Chew the Leather. I’ll send reminders through the league as well.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/36 "2023-09-04T20:37:55Z")

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Declared keepers at this point - please check my work -

| Exploding Pancakes | | |
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| | J.K. Dobbins  | 8 |
| | Donovan Peoples-Jones | 11 |
| | Christian Watson | 13 |
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| Omnipotents | | |
| | Justin Fields | 7 |
| | Travis Etienne Jr.  | 9 |
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| Baltimore Weirdos | | |
| | Amari Cooper | 4 |
| | Justin Herbert | 7 |
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| Hermits | | |
| | Pat Freiermuth | 6 |
| | Trevor Lawrence | 7 |
| | Jaylen Warren | 12 |
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| (Frosty’s) Post Mahomes | | |
| | Aaron Rodgers | 5 |
| | Chris Olave | 6 |
| | Amon-Ra St. Brown  | 11 |
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| Chicago Cardinals | | |
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| Disgruntled Goats | | |
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| Can’t Chew the Leather 🐂 | | |
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| Fourth & Nineteen | | |
| | Alexander Mattison | 7 |
| | Cam Akers  | 9 |
| | Deshaun Watson | 11 |
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| Moridwon (Hamlet) | | |
| | Brian Robinson | 8 |
| | Tyler Allgeier | 9 |
| | Calvin Ridley | 13 |
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| Nine Inch Neils | | |
| | Brandon Aiyuk | 4 |
| | Jameson Williams | 13 |
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| Spiritus Mundane | | |
| | Tony Pollard | 4 |
| | Michael Gallup | 12 |
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| Carcosa Yellow Kings | | |
| | DeAndre Hopkins | 5 |
| | Tyler Lockett | 6 |
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| Big Mack Attack | | |
| | Ja’Marr Chase  | 2 |
| | Rachaad White | 7 |
| | Jahan Dotson | 10 |

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/37 "2023-09-04T20:39:51Z")

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Disgruntled Goats keeping Jalen Hurts and Khalil Herbert

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/38 "2023-09-05T01:32:03Z")

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Chicago Cardinals keep Isiah Pacheco and Parris Campbell

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/39 "2023-09-05T18:27:16Z")

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Draft order set, keepers set and entered.  
I will check one more time in a few hours to see if Can’t Chew the Leather responded with keepers.

IMO he really should be keeping DeVonta Smith in the 5th, that’s super obvious. I don’t think any others are close. I may just assign Smith as his only keeper…

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-2023-year-21/986733/40 "2023-09-05T18:30:33Z")

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Just realized I missed one keeper - Khalil Herbert for Disgruntled Goats in the 6th. Will get that entered a bit later, gotta do some real work now…

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