# He Hate Me Keeper League - Year 16 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 20, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242 "2018-07-20T00:03:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/121 "2018-11-28T23:04:45Z")
A lot of craziness this week heading into playoffs. Hermits is essentially a lock because of points, but could end up anywhere from 2nd to 6th place. Meanwhile, the next 3 7-5 teams are lower in points than the next 4 6-6 teams. And because how the match-ups are, we could end up with 9 teams at 7-6. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/122 "2018-12-01T08:14:17Z")
I just tried to figure out the playoffs and it gave me a headache and I gave up. Two people have clinched, but otherwise we have 4 7-5 teams and 6 6-6 teams. All of those teams could potentially take the 4 remaining playoff slots. But… some of the 6-6 teams have a points advantage over some of the 7-5 teams and some don’t, but he plays him and they play that guy and it all gets complicated so I’ll let someone else figure out the scenarios. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/123 "2018-12-06T05:03:14Z")
**He Hate Me - Week 13** \*\*Rnk Week 13…Actual…Rnk Season…Actual 1. Mundi +5…156.16…01. Hermit…1442.15 2. dale +2…111.84…02. Mundi…1439.65 3. Weird +7…102.57…03. Hamlet…1356.85 4. Tcups +8…101.20…04. Beef…1334.95 5. Wilson -2…100.77…05. dale +3…1320.37 6. RNATB -1…87.80…06. Wilson +1…1314.89 7. Beef…86.97…07. motu -1…1300.45 8. motu -7…84.07…08. enalzi -3…1281.64 9. Hamlet…80.23…09. Munch…1273.41 10. Hermit +1…76.97…10. RNATB…1260.98 11. Omni +2…72.20…11. Omni…1216.44 12. Munch -4…65.10…12. Weird…1199.58 13. Twife +1…58.07…13. Tcups…1041.09 14. enalzi -12…42.87…14. Twife…864.43\*\* \*\*Rnk Week 13…Potential…Rnk Season…Potential 1. Mundi +4…156.86…01. Mundi +1…1633.26 2. Weird +10…120.47…02. Hermit -1…1579.34 3. dale +1…116.37…03. Beef…1547.42 4. RNATB +4…115.80…04. Hamlet +1…1545.22 5. Wilson +2…110.07…05. Wilson +1…1535.97 6. Tcups +5…108.70…06. enalzi -2…1511.38 7. motu -5…106.70…07. dale +1…1451.23 8. Hamlet -2…105.07…08. Weird +1…1440.58 9. Beef…100.50…09. Omni -2…1432.50 10. Munch…97.30…10. motu…1420.54 11. Hermit +2…96.10…11. Munch…1386.12 12. Twife +2…88.97…12. RNATB…1356.24 13. Omni -12…87.40…13. Tcups…1239.98 14. enalzi -11…64.77…14. Twife…1103.45\*\* \*\*Rnk Week 13…Coach…Rnk Season…Coach. 1. Mundi +12…100% A+…01. RNATB…93% A- 2. dale +7…96% A…02. Munch…92% A- 3. Tcups +9…93% A…03. motu…92% A- 4. Wilson -3…92% A-…04. Hermit…91% A- 5. Beef +3…87% B…05. dale…91% A- 6. Weird +1…85% B…06. Mundi +1…88% B+ 7. Omni +7…83% B-…07. Hamlet -1…88% B+ 8. Hermit +2…80% B-…08. Beef…86% B 9. motu -6…79% C+…09. Wilson +1…86% B 10. Hamlet +1…76% C…10. Omni +1…85% B 11. RNATB -9…76% C…11. enalzi -2…85% B 12. Munch -7…67% D…12. Tcups +1…84% B 13. enalzi -7…66% D…13. Weird -1…83% B 14. Twife -10…65% D…14. Twife…78% C+\*\* Looks like the regular season is now over in this league, so these are the final standings I’ll post. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/124 "2018-12-23T16:33:23Z")
We’ve got our championship game. Big Mac Attack (Enalzi) vs Chicago Cardinals (dalej42). This is actually the only league I’ve seen where the top two seeds made it to the championship game. The playoffs have been so topsy turvy with reliable stars putting up dud games and mediocre players having huge games that in a lot of the leagues the top seeds got crushed in the previous rounds. The third place game is Hermits vs Spiritus Mundi. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/125 "2018-12-25T16:19:13Z")
Congratulations to dalej42, our winner this year. 1. Chicago Cardinals (dalej42) 2. Big Mack Attack (enalzi) 3. Hermits (The Mad Hermit) 4. Spiritus Mundane (Spiritus Mundi) 5. Baltimore Weirdos (weirddave) 6. Disgruntled Goats (motu) 7. Fourth & Nineteen (Wilson) 8. Moridwon (Hamlet) 9. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef) 10. Carcossa Yellow Kings (Munch) 11. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright) 12. Omnipotents (Omniscient) 13. The Goal-den Girls (Sir T-Cups’ wife) 14. The Quack Attack (Sir T-Cups) Thanks to everyone for playing this year. Thanks again to Wilson who will be taking over commissioner next year to help lighten my load a bit (since I had to pick up commishing the dynasty league this year). So I’ll let him start the thread next year. I should be available if you need any procedural help to get things started. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/126 "2018-12-25T19:07:32Z")
I’ve really enjoyed this league and I’ll certainly be back next year. 14 teams is my favorite format of fantasy football. I believe this is my first SDMB league win except for the Super Bowl pick ‘em thread. It’s been a pretty good fantasy year for me, winning this league, 5th in the dynasty league, and falling to 5th in the SDMB baseball big league after being in the hunt most of the season. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/127 "2018-12-25T19:13:21Z")
Congrats to Dale. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/128 "2018-12-26T17:50:10Z")
Congrats to **dalej42**! And congrats to that guy who won the consolation bracket and gets the first pick next year… who was that… oh me. **Senor Beef** - one thing while I’m thinking about it - how does the draft order for next year work? I seem to remember that we changed the rules so that only the consolation bracket winner goes at the head of the draft, then followed by reverse finishing order. Is that right? So I’d just take the order from your post 125 and reverse it, then put me at the top? I’m sure I’ll have more questions when we get closer to next year’s draft, but thought I’d ask that one now. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/129 "2018-12-26T18:31:57Z")
Disappointing end as my team under performed almost across the board, but pretty happy with coming in 2nd in a new league for me. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/130 "2019-06-19T13:23:33Z")
Might as well put this here - [https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-nfl-rb-rod-smart-aka-xfls-he-hate-me-found-safe-after-being-reported-missing-in-south-carolina/](https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-nfl-rb-rod-smart-aka-xfls-he-hate-me-found-safe-after-being-reported-missing-in-south-carolina/) He Hate Me (Rod Smart) reported missing, but found safe. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/131 "2019-08-09T15:03:01Z")
Are we doing this again this year? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/132 "2019-08-11T02:06:16Z")
I am - but I get the feeling interest has waned. I hope I’m wrong! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/133 "2019-08-11T19:14:18Z")
Who is running the league? ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/134 "2019-08-11T21:00:05Z")
I am - been on vacation the last week… I’ve renewed the league and will be sending out invites to everyone in the next day or two, as well as starting a new thread. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/135 "2019-08-14T18:23:39Z")
I’ll be back to defend my title. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/136 "2019-08-17T19:51:06Z")
Thanks. The Hermits are signed in. ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/137 "2019-11-17T20:49:50Z")
Hermits started Stafford against me and he’s out. S/he only has one other QB on the roster which is Rudolph who only got 1.87 fantasy points, but I’ll allow a post mortem switch if necessary. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242/138 "2019-11-17T21:19:03Z")
Edit: Woops, wrong thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-hate-me-keeper-league-year-16/818242.md?page=6)