# He Is Risen!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858 "2000-04-09T23:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/1 "2000-04-09T23:26:00Z")

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Yes, it’s me: TPFKATH (the poster formerly known as TennHippie)

I’ve missed y’all. It’s been a hectic, tragic, funny, adventurous, mundane, etc. time for me lately, but I’m _baaaaaaaaaack_…  
I probably won’t be here often, but I promise to check in every couple of days.

How you’uns been?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/2 "2000-04-09T23:39:00Z")

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And among the people there was much rejoicing, and dancing, and drinking to excess, and rioting, and looting, and . . . um, . . . And the people saw that it was good, and they were happy.  
WB Tenn! Where ya been?  
Dr. Watson  
“Not in charge of the Welcome Wagon.”

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/3 "2000-04-09T23:45:00Z")

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TENNHIPPIE!!!

:::happy dancing, shrieking with JOY!:::

YAAAAY! TennHippie’s BACK!

You’d better start a limerick thread, and _soon._ I am jonesing soooo baaaad…

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

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Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

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**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/4 "2000-04-09T23:47:00Z")

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I rushed off to IRC to spread tidings of good joy, but alas, I could spread it only to Sani. Where is everyone ?

Welcome back TH.

::singing …  
Tennesee,Tennesee,  
ain’t no place I’d rather be,  
baby won’t you carry me …  
Back to Tennesee .

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/5 "2000-04-09T23:50:00Z")

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Hey buddy! Where have you been and what is her name? Wink wink! 🙂

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Best!  
Byz

Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/6 "2000-04-10T00:07:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Dr.Watson:  
> \*\*And among the people there was much …drinking to excess. . . And the people saw that it was good, and they were happy.  
> \*\*

And this is different from every other day here because…? 😉

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Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.  
(Courtesy of Wally)

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/7 "2000-04-10T00:26:00Z")

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You folks are so sweet. Thanks for making me feel welcome again.

My life in the past few months? Details will come a little at a time…

Peace,  
_The Poster Formerly Known As TennHippie_

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/8 "2000-04-10T00:35:00Z")

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For **Cristi** :

There once was a Tennessee hippie  
Whose bedroom romps were quite trippy.  
Dazed gal: “You’re so limber…  
And you got a nice member…  
But I _adore_ your tongue and your lippy!”

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/9 "2000-04-10T00:41:00Z")

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WOW!!!

Great to see you man!!

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/10 "2000-04-10T00:46:00Z")

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TH, longtimeno!

Where have you been and what have you been doing?

Give it up. All of it. We’ve got the space. I told Ed Zotti to delete all your old posts.

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Don’t be sexist. The broads hate that.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/11 "2000-04-10T00:46:00Z")

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Wow. We’ve gotten rid of John John, Michael Maturbator (or have we…?), et al.

And now Tennhippie is back. This board might turn into a decent place after all 😃

Welcome back mate. Proceed rocking like a hurricane just where you left off!

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**Defect borg:  
 _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._**

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**WallyM7** on Coldfire:  
_ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/12 "2000-04-10T01:45:00Z")

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The Tennessee hipster is back.  
The SDMB is on track.  
So give a great cheer,  
And pass 'round the beer.  
(Bump thread to the top of the stack.)

WB TN\*hippie. (BTW, your new handle is a lot harder to type.)

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_God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/13 "2000-04-10T02:07:00Z")

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Delighted to have you back, TennHippie! (You don’t mind if I call you TennHippie, do you?)

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/14 "2000-04-10T02:20:00Z")

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God, I missed you!

Welcome back, friend…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/15 "2000-04-10T02:38:00Z")

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TennHippie’s back! WooHoo!!! 😃

:doing tribal ritual dance to thank the board gods for great blessings:

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I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money.  
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/16 "2000-04-10T03:00:00Z")

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TH! Welcome back! You’ve been really missed!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/17 "2000-04-10T03:01:00Z")

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Welcome back, TennHippie. Our Quadell returned a short while back, too, so maybe there is hope for the board…

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**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/18 "2000-04-10T04:58:00Z")

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WOW! All this time I thought you were a woman! Sorry dude! 🙂 Still welcome back! You were one of my favorite posters when I started here!

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## **Ophanim** Not Voted, \*\*Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! \*\* Damn you all to HELL!

Where’s my side of FUN!?  
Kisses!  
Ophy

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/19 "2000-04-10T05:16:00Z")

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\*\* You really did come back \*\*

We were wondering where you went ! Hooray !

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“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7

Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/20 "2000-04-10T11:59:00Z")

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This makes a Monday bearable. Glad to see you back Tenn. Post early and post often.

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We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.

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