# He Is Risen!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858 "2000-04-09T23:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/21 "2000-04-10T12:04:00Z")

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Good to see ya back TH.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/22 "2000-04-10T14:49:00Z")

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I’m glad you’re back, man.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/23 "2000-04-10T16:24:00Z")

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TennHipp!!! Man, this is better than 'nanner pudding!

_Smooch_

Looking forward to some tasty linguistic gravy!

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The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/24 "2000-04-10T19:02:00Z")

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_And the Newbie asks…_

Who the hell is TennHippie? 😃

Esprix

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[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html))

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/25 "2000-04-10T19:20:00Z")

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TN\*hippie is the Poet Laureate of the great State of Tennessee, (we’uns at SDMB having uncerimoniously unseated Peck Gunn, what with him being a geezer and all) and several states of conciousness.

Welcome back, it was a long 3 days.

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Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/26 "2000-04-11T01:35:00Z")

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I am [blushing] overwhelmed with the enthusiastic response to my return.

I love y’all, too.

Now regret it:

_It’s said that my limericks were missed;  
That my doggerel was hard to resist.  
I love the great battery  
Of affectionate flattery,  
And I hope more are pleased than are pissed._  
Peace,  
TennHippie

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**Author:** ![ProudAmerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@ProudAmerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProudAmerican)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/27 "2000-04-11T02:38:00Z")

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how 'bout this one?

There once was a Tennessee freak  
Who of Patchouli often would reek.  
I’d cut off his hair  
On a bet or a dare  
And I reckon he’d cry for a week.

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**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/28 "2000-04-11T04:53:00Z")

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Hey welcome back TN\*hippie.

## btw, it is just me, or does **TN\*hippie** look like **nipple**? 😃

_Louie: young guy, possibly a bit green, but smart as paint._ - Greg Charles

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/29 "2000-04-11T06:40:00Z")

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Welcome back!

I was going to get you in on our NC Doper’s meeting last month but I never got around to e-mailing you. (I’m such a slacker!) I understand there is one coming up in May (in Raleigh)–you should make a special guest appearance!

Anyway, it’s great to have you back!

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“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!

A Jesusfied sig: Next time I covet thine opinion, I’ll ask for it!

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**Author:** ![Smart\_Ass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Smart\_Ass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smart_Ass)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/30 "2000-04-11T12:51:00Z")

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As a newbie, my words don’t mean piss,  
so I 'spect you will all ignore this.  
But by looking around,  
at last I have found  
for certain an ass I must kiss.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/31 "2000-04-12T03:01:00Z")

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Yeah, TennHippie’s back!  
Nice poem, smartass.

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-risen/15858/32 "2000-04-13T00:07:00Z")

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I certainly _hope_ that my new handle looks like “nipple.” What a delightful piece of anatomy to be compared to! And to handle.

_There once was a lady named Lola  
Who had some sweet aureola.  
I’d feast on that Venus  
(She, in turn, my penis)  
Then she’d chase down my love with some cola._

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