# He IS the most intresting man in the world. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912 "2009-08-10T10:10:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/81 "2009-08-12T03:18:08Z")
He can always tell Coke and Pepsi in a blind taste test. He once ice skated across all of Antarctica. Jews still debate whether he is the true Messiah. His parachute once failed and he just glided to the ground using his arms. Aggressive pit-bulls often shudder at his presence and will catch a frisbee for hours if he tells then to. Mike Tyson turned down a boxing match with him but he still went to the hotel room and beat the hell out of him. He once landed a 747 Jumbo jet after the entire crew died but not at the original destination. He wanted to go on vacation in the Bahamas. He once handled 15 Cobras at the same time in Asia and some bit him but it had no effect. He also swung a seven foot rattle snake above his head and threw it about 100 yards. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/82 "2009-08-12T03:24:52Z")
Samuel L Jackson worships him like a deity. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/83 "2009-08-12T03:36:13Z")
One crisp fall evening Chthulu knocked at his door…he thought it was the little girl from down the street wearing her fairy outfit for trick or treating. He never ordered a ginsu knife, oxyclean, or a shamwow towel…because the stuff he made for himself worked better. He once broke an economist’s window…to prove a point. He once was an anger management therapist…he cured the incredible hulk. He knows what cats and women are really thinking. He got his Phd before his bachelors…just to prove a point. Paul Harvey wants to tell his story…but the “rest of the story” changes every week. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/84 "2009-08-12T04:12:04Z")
He once filled out an E Harmony survey…he was found to be a perfect match for every heterosexual woman…and every gay man…and every lesbian…and even every straight man. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/85 "2009-08-12T04:13:39Z")
He once got Billy Mayes… to buy his own product (sorry Billy :() ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/86 "2009-08-12T04:26:27Z")
What he does in Vegas doesnt even come close to staying in Vegas…its usually not even legal. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/87 "2009-08-12T04:36:41Z")
He was once a member of the Swedish Bikini Parachute team…he quite because of inter-team jealousy ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/88 "2009-08-12T04:55:20Z")
He solved the four color map problem…with two colors…on the back of a used napkin. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/89 "2009-08-12T05:19:29Z")
Bernie Madoff felt so bad about asking him to hold $65 billion dollars that Bernie silently took the rap. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/90 "2009-08-12T05:19:41Z")
Spam gets him. When he observed Schrödinger’s Cat, he saw the cat’s ‘alive’ state through his left eye and its ‘dead’ state through his right eye. What his third eye saw cannot be described in English. He was the inspiration for a number of the characters in Douglas Adams’ work. Opinion sharply differs on _which_ characters. Photographs taken of him, when analyzed, prove to incorporate multidimensional steganography. Each photograph provides a different data set; each data set save one is encrypted; and none of the encrypted data sets have ever been decrypted. The sole unencrypted data set has never been released to the public. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/91 "2009-08-12T05:26:01Z")
He is the only person to have won The Game. The sale or transport of vials of his sweat is banned in over 30 countries… because of its intense aphrodisiac properties. He once created a micro black hole… by squeezing a diamond real hard. He worked out the entire Coca Cola recipe… by tasting a single drop of the substance. Birds suddenly appear… every time he is near. ---
**Author:** ![Alastair\_Moonsong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Alastair\_Moonsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alastair_Moonsong)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/92 "2009-08-12T05:34:46Z")
- His family photo album is categorized as a classic example of great literature, along with works such as The catcher in the Rye, A Clockwork Orange, and To Kill a Mockingbird. - He has starred in four of the five most successful pornographic movies ever produced. There were no other actors, dialogue, or actual sex - he simply stood in front of a green screen. Naked. - His self-published book of dating advice was single-handedly responsible for the Baby Boom. - The infamous Tunguska has been blamed on his eating one too many bean burritos. - Time passes more slowly in his presence… Because it stops to admire his appearance. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/93 "2009-08-12T06:09:58Z")
He took a sick day once… and it caused the Great Depression. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/94 "2009-08-12T06:57:36Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > The biggest brew ha ha Hollywood has ever seen involved him and the Cookie Monster…nobody knows what it was about…and everybody knows not to ask about it. I’ll never tell! …hee hee ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/95 "2009-08-12T07:14:09Z")
He defeated Chuck Norris with his 5 o’clock shadow…at three in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/96 "2009-08-12T07:38:11Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > He _intentionally_ a beer bottle. The whole thing? He has actually won The Game (although the rest of you have now lost it, sorry) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/97 "2009-08-12T07:42:37Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > His parachute once failed and he just glided to the ground using his arms. Untrue. Gravity saw to it that he had a nice safe landing, because gravity didn’t need the trouble it would be in for if he didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/98 "2009-08-12T08:03:54Z")
He can speak 30 different languages - simultaneously. Plus, he once started a thread on SDMB where every single person agreed with his opinion. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/99 "2009-08-12T08:08:28Z")
He is not a member of the Illuminati. He _is_ the Illuminati. He’s the Walrus. He invented the internet then convinced Al Gore to take the blame. He has his 15 minutes of fame - every 10 minutes. They overlap. He already gets 230 mpg - in a Hummer. He once tried to be uninteresting. People found it fascinating. He buried Paul. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-is-the-most-intresting-man-in-the-world/505912/100 "2009-08-12T11:45:28Z")
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