# He looks like a pink nightmare! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147 "2010-12-06T14:59:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/1 "2010-12-06T14:59:19Z")
Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/2 "2010-12-06T15:02:31Z")
The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/3 "2010-12-06T15:13:38Z")
He had yellow eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/4 "2010-12-06T15:16:14Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > He looks like a pink nightmare. Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/5 "2010-12-06T15:18:51Z")
Oh, look at that! Will you look at that? Isn’t that glorious? It’s… it’s… it’s indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the Fourth of July! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/6 "2010-12-06T15:19:24Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch! Reference please for us clueless people? (An image search on Ovaltine didn’t help, although it did give me [THIS](http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/06/30/ovaltine_old_ad.jpg) amusing image.) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/7 "2010-12-06T15:21:40Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Reference please for us clueless people? > > (An image search on Ovaltine didn’t help, although it did give me [THIS](http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/06/30/ovaltine_old_ad.jpg) amusing image.) It’s not about Ovaltine. It’s about a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/8 "2010-12-06T15:27:28Z")
Show mommy how the piggies eat! Who’s mama’s little piggy? ::snort snort:: ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/9 "2010-12-06T15:48:14Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Reference please for us clueless people? > > (An image search on Ovaltine didn’t help, although it did give me [THIS](http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/06/30/ovaltine_old_ad.jpg) amusing image.) I’ll spoil it: It is a quote from [A Christmas Story](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/10 "2010-12-06T15:51:01Z")
Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/11 "2010-12-06T16:02:00Z")
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu … dge. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/12 "2010-12-06T16:23:42Z")
Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/13 "2010-12-06T16:24:45Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu … dge. Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word! ---
**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/14 "2010-12-06T16:36:28Z")
Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/15 "2010-12-06T17:13:44Z")
That hot-damn Olds is froze up again! You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/16 "2010-12-06T17:25:09Z")
Can’t someone just find the entire script, copy and paste it, and be done with it? The entire thing is awesome. Do you know what Ralphie just said? (whispers into phone) (From phone) NO! Not that! Joe ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/17 "2010-12-06T17:28:37Z")
[On Santa] Let’s face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/18 "2010-12-06T17:48:45Z")
Mundane Noodle! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/19 "2010-12-06T18:05:27Z")
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147/20 "2010-12-06T18:06:15Z")
Football? What’s a football? Ho. Ho. HO. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-looks-like-a-pink-nightmare/563147.md?page=2)