# "He spelled 'Yale' with a 6." "I'm not made of Airports" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 5, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561 "2008-10-05T15:46:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/201 "2008-10-10T23:39:42Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > “I’m filled with piss and vinegar. Originally, I was only filled with vinegar.” I think it’s, “We’re filled with piss and vinegar! Oooh… now I’m just filled with vinegar.” ---
**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/202 "2008-10-10T23:40:56Z")
Jasper: Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling. Looking out the window…that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/203 "2008-10-10T23:44:28Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I think it’s, “We’re filled with piss and vinegar! Oooh… now I’m just filled with vinegar.” It’s “I’m filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.” ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/204 "2008-10-11T00:02:21Z")
> [@bink](#): > > Mmmmm… floor pie! It’s actually “Ooh! Floor Pie!”. But a great moment nonetheless. Yoink! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/205 "2008-10-11T00:35:47Z")
Burns-Oh come on simpson use any open faced club, a sand wedge Homer- mmmm open faced club sandwhich… favorite line ever ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/206 "2008-10-11T06:23:38Z")
_Bart is standing before a large interactive Smokey the Bear display._ Robotic Smokey: Only who can prevent forest fires? [out of choices “you” and “me”, Bart presses “you”.] Robotic Smokey: You pressed “You” referring to me. The correct answer was you. It is such a perfect reflection of life. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/207 "2008-10-12T03:46:15Z")
Bart: A good dad wouldn’t miss his son’s Little League games. Homer: I told you—I find them boring! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/208 "2008-10-12T04:24:23Z")
Lisa needs braces… ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/209 "2008-10-12T17:44:39Z")
Mr. Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they’ll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES!!!??? You stupid monkey! ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/210 "2008-10-12T22:46:37Z")
Jane: Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment? Homer: What kind of beer? Homer: Mmmm…sacrilicious. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/211 "2008-10-13T14:41:18Z")
There’s a scene where Homer is trying to buy illegal fireworks at a convenience store he knows sells them, but he wants to be casual about it. So the fireworks are part of a bunch of random purchases of his, that include a porno magazine, a box of condoms, cheap booze, panty shields, and enemas. When he gets home, Marge looks in the bag and says, “I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/212 "2008-10-13T16:24:34Z")
On the ‘alternate Smithers-did-it ending’ to the ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns?’ episode: Troy McClure: “But for that ending to work, you would have had to ignore all that overwhelming Simpsons DNA evidence. And that would have been truly stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/213 "2008-10-13T19:10:51Z")
(the family driving up to a casino) Marge: Homer, you know I have a gambling problem. Homer: Well, what better place to celebrate your recovery than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/214 "2008-10-13T19:31:28Z")
One I just saw in syndication: Superintendent Chalmers: I don’t belong in here! I’m not bald, I’m bal_ding_. Why will no one respect the ‘-ding’? Skinner: I respect the ‘-ding’, sir. Chalmers: What the _hell_ are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Valteron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f17d59/32.png) [@Valteron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valteron)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/215 "2008-10-13T19:52:15Z")
The fat little German kid is being chased by Homer and says “Pleeze do not make me run, I am foohl ov chokolate!” Marge arrives in Canada, looks around and says “Everything is so clean and bland! I’ve arrived.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/216 "2008-10-13T19:54:52Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I liked the quote a moment before: "That was In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly “Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?” ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/217 "2008-10-13T21:30:44Z")
Drug company worker: Mr Simpson, are you saying that the appetite suppressant we’ve given you has made you not the least bit interested in the food in front of you? Homer: What? There’s food in front of me? I’m blind! Argh! Drug company worker: Who would want a drug that makes them go blind? Second drug company worker: We’ll let marketing worry about that. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/218 "2008-10-14T02:01:24Z")
“Tonight on _Smartline_: The power plant strike. Arglebargle? Or foofaraw?” “Please do not offer my god a peanut.” “Ganesha has been subdued. Let the wedding proceed!” “Well I’m better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients.” “_Attempted_ murder – now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?” “No civilization on Earth has ever considered Chief Hydrological and Hydrodynamical Engineer a _calling_. Yes, yes… The Cappadocians. Fine.” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/219 "2008-10-15T03:28:15Z")
Lenny “MY EYE!! I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET PUDDING IN IT!!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-spelled-yale-with-a-6-im-not-made-of-airports/466561/220 "2008-10-16T19:45:25Z")
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