# He was the focus of many Pit Threads, but now has died

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662 "2016-10-25T03:41:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![WPA-Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WPA-Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WPA-Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/1 "2016-10-25T03:41:09Z")

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My entertainment has lost a lot today.

[https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-cartoon-tract-creator-jack-chick-dies-92-030421630.html?ref=gs](https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-cartoon-tract-creator-jack-chick-dies-92-030421630.html?ref=gs)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/2 "2016-10-25T03:47:35Z")

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**HAW HAW!**

Got it first this time! 😉

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/3 "2016-10-25T04:03:08Z")

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Not quite, the classic laugh was repeated 3 times:

**HAW HAW HAW!**

But fear not, as TVtropes reports the tracts will continue to be produced.

> **[Chick Tracts (Comic Book) - TV Tropes](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/ChickTracts)**
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> Chick Tracts are short, evangelical comic books that primarily exist in the form of very small printed albums - small enough to easily fit into a wallet. However, most of the tracts are also available for free at the Chick Publications website: …

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/4 "2016-10-25T05:36:52Z")

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So Jack Chick dies, and he gets to Heaven. An angel gets assigned to give him the tour: “ok, over there we’ve got the debate areas, right now the one with the biggest audience is a three-way between Luther, Francis and Augustine moderated by Mahoma, and over there…”  
“What?”  
And then Jack Chick dies again. End of story.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/5 "2016-10-25T16:23:25Z")

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Some of my favorite Chick lines:

“I used the mind bondage spell on my father. He was trying to stop me from playing D&D.”

Bobby comes home from school dressed like a Hitler Youth and holds up pictures of a dog and cat: My teacher said these would be great for a Halloween sacrifice!  
Father: She’s a witch?  
Bobby: You idiot! You knew that!  
…  
Father: God help us!  
Bobby: You just said the wrong thing, you intolerant jerk!  
Father: Bobby, go to bed right now!  
Bobby: Larry’s mom said the same thing to him, now she’s in a concentration camp for… CHILD ABUSE! Wanna join her?  
…  
Bobby: Grandpa, did Jesus create the universe?  
Grandpa: If I say yes, will your healers take me away?  
Bobby: That’s none of your business!

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/6 "2016-10-25T16:47:50Z")

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I would love to see a sitcom that featured those characters and lines complete with laugh tracks.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/7 "2016-10-26T22:39:19Z")

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He spread a supremacist message that was as ignorant as it was vile. It is a real shame he never changed his ways.

Natural death once again allows humanity to progress.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/8 "2016-10-27T00:12:43Z")

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[Meh, he should be okay.](http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/dtr/dtr.html)

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/9 "2016-10-27T02:48:25Z")

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I wanted to leave a few of these in random bathrooms.

[http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/galactus-is-coming/](http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/galactus-is-coming/)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/10 "2016-10-27T05:09:50Z")

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His cartoon style was a perfect fit for his constipated and cramped theology. Even if you were unable to read the captions, you would know just by looking that this was a very life-negative person. By comparison, if you had a _Calvin and Hobbes_ in front of you, but couldn’t read English, you would still guess it was whimsical and humane.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/11 "2016-10-27T23:52:56Z")

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Only 9, er, 10 posts since he died? Jack was a lot more fun when he was alive.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/12 "2016-10-28T03:25:20Z")

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Is there no one to fill his oversize clown-shoes? The world badly needs the laughter that he generated daily.

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/13 "2016-10-28T03:49:40Z")

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Ohhh. Now I get the joke William Gibson tweeted yesterday!

“Is it serious?”  
“They think she’s got something stuck in her Chick tract.”

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/14 "2016-10-28T14:55:54Z")

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His death will not change my intractable contempt for his work.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/15 "2016-10-28T15:48:53Z")

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Look on the brighter side of things. He was worth 8 points in the Death Pool.

A lot more than he was worth in real life

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-was-the-focus-of-many-pit-threads-but-now-has-died/769662/16 "2016-10-28T22:36:29Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Look on the brighter side of things. He was worth 8 points in the Death Pool.
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> A lot more than he was worth in real life

Win!!! \<applause\>
