# He waves his weenie while thousands flee...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049 "2000-12-17T20:00:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/1 "2000-12-17T20:00:15Z")

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Well, okay, not thousands–more like a hundred and fifty parents clutched their kindergartners and fled, but evidently 3,850 other people didn’t.  
[http://www.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/17/concert.nudity.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/17/concert.nudity.ap/index.html)

What I wanna know is, why would you take small children to a concert like this in the first place?  
It’s hardly _Sesame Street on Ice_ or something like that.

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/2 "2000-12-17T20:14:25Z")

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I just wanted to say that I loved the thread title.

Oh, and I have no idea why there were preschoolers at a K-Ci and Jojo concert either. Making children listen to them borders on abuse. 😛

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/3 "2000-12-17T22:59:56Z")

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Wow.

I’m going to guess that the incident actually happened, seeing as how 150 people reported it.

DDG, I’m also going to guess that the kids were there because of Christina Aguilera and/or 98 Degrees. I don’t know much about either of them, but I know they’re on the Disney Channel pretty frequently.

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**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/4 "2000-12-17T23:07:01Z")

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That act was pretty tasteless, yep. Then again, you run the risk when you take a small child to a concert like that, dontcha?

My friend saw a nine-year-old at a Marilyn Manson show once. Talk about out of place!

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/5 "2000-12-17T23:30:21Z")

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Maybe they were just trying to be like Jim Morrison. If so, they should be shot in the kneecaps, for ever even _thinking_ that they could be on the same level as the Doors.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/6 "2000-12-17T23:39:14Z")

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I have been known to unzip my leather pants while on stage, shove my hands down my pants and give a little one finger wave, but I like to think of it as more of an _homage_…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-waves-his-weenie-while-thousands-flee/46049/7 "2000-12-18T02:05:40Z")

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I remember Motley Crue doing that at a concert in Pittsburgh-showing a PORNO and Tommy Lee telling girls to show him their breasts.  
Some people complained that they brought their nine and seven year old children there.  
WEll, what did you THINK would happen!  
I believe the city pressed charges, however, since there were minors there.  
And a guy I worked with was at the concert…he said the movie was pretty graphic.
