# Headaches

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [September 1, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337 "2001-09-01T21:20:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/1 "2001-09-01T21:20:52Z")

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In my eighteen years on this planet, I have never once had a headache. On top of this I have been exposed to a lot of headache causing crap. I had a concussion once. I’ve had jaw surgery and had my jaw wired shut. I am a pro fighter which leads to moderate cranial abuse. Played water polo which also led to plenty of head shots. I oil paint, and the fumes tend to give many people headaches. Anyway, you get my point. I’ve never had one. Can anyone tell me why or maybe tell me where I can find out why? One plausible answer that has been offered by family and friends is that in order to have a headache you have to have a brain. I guess the implication there is that I don’t have a brain.

Also I’ve never had a bloody nose. And I’ve had it broken four times but never bad enough to need it corrected.

Is there something wrong with me?

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### Author: ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/2 "2001-09-01T22:39:24Z")

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> Is there something wrong with me?

Probably not. I think you are very lucky because whenever I get a headache, I can’t do a thing and nothing helps it.

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### Author: ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/3 "2001-09-02T07:38:17Z")

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STEELJAW = UBERMENSCH?

I wish I had an invincible head!

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### Author: ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/4 "2001-09-02T07:44:51Z")

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Perhaps you just have a very high tolerance for pain. I don’t see how you can have a concussion without a headache. Or have your jaw wired shut without creating tension in your neck that could lead to a headache?

Would you volunteer for a series of experiments where all of us will bash your skull in with a baseball bat until you say it hurts?

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/5 "2001-09-02T10:29:19Z")

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This is an obvious result of you _ALIEN DNA_!!!

[sub]spooje recoils in horror[/sub]

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### Author: ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2001, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/6 "2001-09-02T11:08:17Z")

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I was like you once, young and immune to headaches. But just wait til you get older…

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### Author: ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headaches/79337/7 "2001-09-02T20:19:04Z")

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I am old… aren’t I? I’d be glad to submit to the head bashing experiment if there’s a little money involved, or at least some good food for after the event.
