# Headline: Man 'high on bath salts' arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat.

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**Created:** [May 4, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headline-man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/580764 "2011-05-04T22:45:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headline-man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/580764/21 "2011-05-05T08:22:37Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Ref **Jenaroph** ’s post #5 … When the article uses the term “goat carcass”, it’s a pretty good bet the goat is deceased. Live critters aren’t carcasses.

Well, he could have just been resting.

[sub]I only skimmed, I didn’t see the word “carcass” mentioned.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headline-man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/580764/22 "2011-05-05T10:44:20Z")

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According to the second article:

“There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states”

If a goat got into my stash of porn I’d kill him too.

BTW, there is a very sick joke here just dying to get out. I just don’t have 'nads to say it. Anyone?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headline-man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/580764/23 "2011-05-05T12:05:31Z")

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Goats will eat anything, even if it’s yo fat mama. Yo mama so fat she choked the goat.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headline-man-high-on-bath-salts-arrested-in-bra-panties-accused-of-stabbing-goat/580764/24 "2011-05-05T13:39:28Z")

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All he had to say was “It’s my SDMB initiation…”

Oh, yeah, like you didn’t think that.

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