# Headlines don't really get any better than this.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437 "2010-06-16T17:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/21 "2010-06-18T12:35:10Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > What is the world coming to? > > At one time, you wouldn’t dream of attacking a Hell’s Angel with anything less than a full grown Rottweiler. Pah! Ever since they lost WW2 the Germans have gone soft! Back then, no dog of any kind would get a Wehrmacht on a motorcycle to stop… …[only this](http://www.adepost.com/wp-content/uploads/blitzkrieg-kittens.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/22 "2010-06-18T13:04:16Z")
> [@RalfCoder](#): > > HOW? > > I’ve driven a bulldozer. Granted, it wasn’t a lot, but still… I could trot on foot faster than it could move, in high gear, AND downhill. Unless this bulldozer was made by Porsche, or the bikers were overcome with a vicious case of the “Aww, how cute ist der puppy!!!”, I don’t see how the guy got away. My thoughts too. Probably ignorance on the presses part. They call every thing that moves dirt a ‘bulldozer’ (drives me nuts). Though, it would be suicide to try to board a dozer that was moving. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/23 "2010-06-18T13:18:39Z")
Hilarious! Reminds me of the incompetent biker gang that lent some comedic levity to that late-1970s Clint Eastwood truckin’ movie, _Every Which Way But Loose_. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/24 "2010-06-18T16:09:20Z")
No, [this](http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/17/na-recipient-of-new-hands-applauds-the-procedure/c_1/) is the best headline ever. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/25 "2010-06-18T16:27:11Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > No, [this](http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/17/na-recipient-of-new-hands-applauds-the-procedure/c_1/) is the best headline ever. Golf clap, Madam. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/26 "2010-06-18T16:44:42Z")
> [@ITR\_champion](#): > > How about [Southwest Airlines Seizes Dozens of Human Heads](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37754426/ns/us_news-life/?gt1=43001)? That was probably left by this guy: [http://www.theonion.com/video/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys,14216/](http://www.theonion.com/video/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys,14216/) ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/27 "2010-06-18T17:12:53Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > No, [this](http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/17/na-recipient-of-new-hands-applauds-the-procedure/c_1/) is the best headline ever. Oh, well done! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/28 "2010-06-18T19:06:09Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > No, [this](http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jul/17/na-recipient-of-new-hands-applauds-the-procedure/c_1/) is the best headline ever. I really have to hand it to that guy; that’s a headline writer’s dream! Of course if I came up with something like that, heads would roll. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437/29 "2010-06-18T19:18:55Z")
Escaped on a bulldozer? Is anyone else picturing the motorized chair chase scene from “Seinfeld,” where George is trying to outpace the old guys on their motorized chair on his motorized chair? And he finally gets up and starts carrying the chair because it’s going so slowly? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-dont-really-get-any-better-than-this/543437.md?page=1)