# Headlines We'd Like to See **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219 "2003-10-02T22:30:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/21 "2003-10-03T14:40:22Z")
spogga still can’t do bold, pleads for help…again ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/22 "2003-10-03T14:49:26Z")
Use the “[” then a “b” then a “]” followed by the text you want bolded then a “[” and a “/b” and finally a “]” should work. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/23 "2003-10-03T14:53:02Z")
**BRUCE LEE LIVES!** **and he’s whoopin’ ass** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/24 "2003-10-03T14:57:51Z")
**Large Reserves Of Valium Discovered In Middle East** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/25 "2003-10-03T15:04:21Z")
**Standford Study Concludes: Life Does, Indeed, Suck** **God Makes Announcement: "That Stuff About Eternal Hellfire? I Was Just Kidding. There Is No Hell"** **Palestinians, Israelis Ask Each Other “What The Hell Is The Point Of All This Damn Fighting?”** Subtitle: Both Sides To Cease-Fire. **Congress Agrees To Disagree Over Abortion** ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/26 "2003-10-03T15:46:54Z")
**President Schwarzenegger O.K’s Tactical Nuclear Strike Against France** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/27 "2003-10-03T16:28:17Z")
**Bin Laden Wrong** fundamental Islam proven to not be better than Christianity. " Oh, sorry for all the inconvenience." Was all the googli-eyed megamanic could say. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/28 "2003-10-03T16:29:59Z")
**Recall Election Cancelled - “Oh, Never Mind,” says GOP** **Schwarzenegger Elected, Recall Underway** **Bush Makes Speach and _Doesn’t_ Mention God!** **Pope Catholic** Subtitle: Bears still crapping in woods ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/29 "2003-10-03T16:31:38Z")
**Gravity Myth! Earth Sucks!** ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/30 "2003-10-03T16:33:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \* > **God Makes Announcement: "That Stuff About Eternal Hellfire? I Was Just Kidding. There Is No Hell"** Related story, page 2… **New York neighborhood renamed _Paris’ Kitchen_** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/31 "2003-10-03T16:38:25Z")
**Hillary and Newt Caught in D.C. Lovenest** ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/32 "2003-10-03T16:47:19Z")
**JIMMY HOFFA FOUND** [sub]**Was plotting world domination scheme with Judge Carter, Lord Lucan[/sub]** ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/33 "2003-10-03T17:01:53Z")
**lightingtool Learns How to Spell "Speech"** Related Story - “Spaces after bolding next on agenda” :wally ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/34 "2003-10-03T18:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Schwarzenegger Elected, Recall Underway Subtitle: “One Good Turn Deserves Another” > [@](#): > > President Schwarzenegger O.K’s Tactical Nuclear Strike Against France Subtitle: “Arnie Desperate To Fight Recall With Very Popular War” > [@](#): > > Hillary and Newt Caught in D.C. Lovenest Can’t add anything to that one! You actually got a real-life out-loud “HA!” out of me! Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![hybrid\_dogfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a587f6/32.png) [@hybrid\_dogfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hybrid_dogfish)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/35 "2003-10-03T18:31:36Z")
**SDMB obtains new, fast servers** Related Story: **Workers waste time with improved efficiency** ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/36 "2003-10-03T22:17:25Z")
**Jesus has returned and he is pissed!** **Bush makes speech and doesn’t refer to 9-11!** **Schwarzenegger denounces Hitler, claims he IS Hitler!** ---
**Author:** ![caymus28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@caymus28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caymus28)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/37 "2003-10-03T22:31:25Z")
**Dictionary Conspiracy- There is a “P” in Hampster** ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/38 "2003-10-03T22:41:37Z")
\*\* God denounces religion - and own existence! Kills all followers, then turns omnipotent powers on self, leaving atheists to clean up. Police are baffled… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/39 "2003-10-03T22:52:49Z")
**Posh Spice Takes Vow of Silence** **American Public Demand Less Idiotic Television, Movies** **Tory Party Gives Up; Admits They Don’t Know What the Hell They Want** …and in the interest of balanced reporting: **Democrats Find Clue** **Football Players’ Salaries Capped at £25,000 per Year** Surplus to Fund Schools, Hospitals **Gyrate In Surprise Vatican Vote Upset** Promises to Institute Chocolate-Flavored Communion Wafers ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219/40 "2003-10-03T22:55:51Z")
**David Blaine Announces Next Amazing Feat of Endurance** “For my next trick, I will avoid all media coverage for the next 20 years.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/headlines-wed-like-to-see/205219.md?page=3)