# Healing Basset Hounds Telepathically
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/healing-basset-hounds-telepathically/351652
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 7, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/healing-basset-hounds-telepathically/351652 "2006-04-07T00:04:04Z")
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/healing-basset-hounds-telepathically/351652/1 "2006-04-07T00:04:04Z")
Announcing a major advance in chiropractic - [Telepathic Healing a.k.a. “Bahlaqeem”](http://www.bahlaqeem.com).
Yes indeed, you no longer have to endure those trying visits to the chiropractor’s office - think the proper thoughts and the chiro will heal you _long distance_ (the reference to Basset Hounds is explained by the testimonial on the “Bahlaqeem” website by a satisfied Basset).\*
Alas, the evil minions of the Medical-Big Pharma conspiracy have found out about this revolutionary new healing method and are [persecuting](http://www.cleveland.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/114432471773490.xml?nnmed&coll=2) the visionary chiro.
I hope you will all send thoughts of support to this poor man.
\*Rumor has it, though, that dachsunds prefer homeopathy.
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### Author:  [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/healing-basset-hounds-telepathically/351652/2 "2006-04-07T10:52:50Z")
That is so incredibly lame.
You can also buy that type of healing on eBay for about half the price!