# Health board message boards **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834 "2012-02-24T13:25:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/21 "2012-02-24T16:04:42Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > But what [del]boards[/del] board’s? The OPs’ identification theirof is about as clear as my nieces’ opinion’s on integral calculu’s… C’mon. There’s only one discussion board for health issues in the intertubes. The rest have been flushed out. I could tell you where it is, but then I’d have to kill you, and that is against the SDMB board rules. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/22 "2012-02-24T16:16:40Z")
I suspect the OP is referring to [HealthBoards.com](http://healthboards.com), where he appears to have have an account (currently listed as “inactive”) under the name **vann04**. Sincerely, **Detective Turnip** ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/23 "2012-02-24T19:31:08Z")
> [@Vannort54](#): > > You cannot talk about binder and binder Aren’t they those awful lawyers who wear cowboy hats and run TV ads at 3AM? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/24 "2012-02-24T19:34:49Z")
I just saw one of their ads! If you don’t call for their special rates, they give you a binder. Which is like a wedgie. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/25 "2012-02-24T20:53:34Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Aren’t they those awful lawyers who wear cowboy hats and run TV ads at 3AM? > [@digs](#): > > I just saw one of their ads! If you don’t call for their special rates, they give you a binder. Which is like a wedgie. I honestly thought it might be some racist slur but apparently it’s worse! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/26 "2012-02-24T21:07:52Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Aren’t they those awful lawyers who wear cowboy hats and run TV ads at 3AM? Seriously, doesn’t that guy have a single friend in the whole world? Why won’t someone tell him what a douche he looks like in that hat? ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/27 "2012-02-24T21:16:37Z")
I can’t be arsed to read the thread, but in case it hasn’t been said yet: you don’t have first amendment rights on anyone else’s message board. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/28 "2012-02-24T21:22:49Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I will certainly stay away from the “they are assholes” board. Don’t. We like you. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/29 "2012-02-24T21:34:43Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > I can’t be arsed to read the thread, but in case it hasn’t been said yet: you don’t have first amendment rights on anyone else’s message board. I have read the thread. And I say that the OP is sadly mistaken about what the first amendment does and does not cover. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/30 "2012-02-24T21:36:17Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > does not cover doe’s not cover, s’urely. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/31 "2012-02-24T23:49:11Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Seriously, doesn’t that guy have a single friend in the whole world? > Why won’t someone tell him what a douche he looks like in that hat? I think it’s part of his “character” in the commercial; “You let _me_ take on the gov’t, you have enough to worry about…” Anyone who wears cowboy hats seems to dislike the gov’t, it’s become a sort of anti-gov’t symbol. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/32 "2012-02-25T01:36:39Z")
I prefer [Edgar Snyder](http://www.edgarsnyder.com/) myself. “There’s never a fee unless we get money for you!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/33 "2012-02-25T01:41:15Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I think it’s part of his “character” in the commercial; “You let _me_ take on the gov’t, you have enough to worry about…” Anyone who wears cowboy hats seems to dislike the gov’t, it’s become a sort of anti-gov’t symbol. That’s just 'cause the government always wants to increase the price of Marlboro reds. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834/34 "2012-02-25T04:12:31Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I think it’s part of his “character” in the commercial; “You let _me_ take on the gov’t, you have enough to worry about…” Anyone who wears cowboy hats seems to dislike the gov’t, it’s become a sort of anti-gov’t symbol. Actually, I wear a cowboy hat, and I’m a damned yellow dog Democrat. There are some parts of the government I don’t like, and there are other parts I do like. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/health-board-message-boards/613834.md?page=1)