# Heard the story about the female tourist and the amorous dolphin? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796 "2012-08-17T17:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/1 "2012-08-17T17:12:52Z")
Flipper! What would Bud and Sandy say? > **[Caught on Video: Hilarious moment an amorous dolphin leaped out of the...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189849/Caught-Video-Hilarious-moment-amorous-dolphin-leaped-water--got-frisky-female-tourist.html)** > > Taking their reputation for friendliness to a whole new level, hilarious video shows one amorous dolphin burst out of the water and begin to dry hump a shocked girl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/2 "2012-08-17T17:45:57Z")
Maybe he was turned on by that fishy smell. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/3 "2012-08-17T18:04:18Z")
That is hilarious! I can’t wait to see the Youtube video. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/4 "2012-08-17T18:37:20Z")
From the looks of it, the guy next to her was feeling amorous as well, but wasn’t as lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/5 "2012-08-17T19:37:27Z")
What was that about transporting girls for immoral porpoises? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/6 "2012-08-17T20:51:17Z")
Best part of that clip is the maniacal cackling of her friend (presumably the one filming) when it starts going at it. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/7 "2012-08-17T20:54:19Z")
Wow. Having those pictures of the youtube video really added to the article. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/8 "2012-08-17T20:55:46Z")
Dolphin uses dead fish to satisfy himself. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_UUiF-iXOw) had to watch it twice to figure out why the girls were laughing, First glance its just a dolphin swimming. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/9 "2012-08-18T01:29:07Z")
Apparently it’s not [uncommon.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqbRpB6yVBQ) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/10 "2012-08-18T03:01:16Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > That is hilarious! I can’t wait to see the Youtube video. It is at the end of the article that the OP linked to. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/11 "2012-08-18T03:09:23Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > It is at the end of the article that the OP linked to. Ya. But at work I couldn’t view it. A lot of work sites block Youtube and Facebook, and personal sites these days. I thought that was common knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/12 "2012-08-18T10:41:59Z")
That’s how mermaid babby is formed. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/13 "2012-08-18T11:27:07Z")
Are humans and dolphins physically compatible? Can a human vagina accommodate a dolphin penis? And vice (ahem) versa? ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/14 "2012-08-18T12:09:05Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Are humans and dolphins physically compatible? Can a human vagina accommodate a dolphin penis? And vice (ahem) versa? Need answer fast? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/15 "2012-08-18T13:03:37Z")
> [@JoseB](#): > > Need answer fast? 😃 Naughty! 🙂 As it happens, there are dolphins off the Aberdeenshire coast, but the North Sea is ball-shrinkingly and erection-wiltingly frigid. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/16 "2012-08-18T14:03:36Z")
\*They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is slicker than he, And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, Flying there-under, under the sea! Everyone loves the king of the sea, Ever so kind and gentle is he, Tricks he will do when women appear, And how they laugh when he’s near! \* ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heard-the-story-about-the-female-tourist-and-the-amorous-dolphin/631796/17 "2012-08-19T12:57:15Z")
Didn’t I see this on _King of the Hill_?