# Hearing "I like you a lot" from a two year old with a mouthful of S'more that you made.....

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**Created:** [October 5, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829 "2012-10-05T17:32:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/1 "2012-10-05T17:32:38Z")

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…is quite a bit like hearing “I love you” accompanied by a partner’s cilmax.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/2 "2012-10-05T17:39:34Z")

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Thank Og it’s not like hearing a partner’s\*\* climax\*\*, because that would be really perverted.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/3 "2012-10-05T17:41:30Z")

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It’s not perverted, you know exactly what I mean :dubious:

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/4 "2012-10-05T17:44:16Z")

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I get that giving a moment of pure joy to someone you love is awesome no matter the context, but drawing that specific parallel is a bit creepy, don’t you think?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/5 "2012-10-05T17:46:50Z")

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No; I obviously don’t.

But I also obviously didn’t convey _exactly_ what I mean. It wasn’t the bestowing joy that I was commenting on. It’s the expression from another person, who of course likes you perfectly fine anyway, prompted by the experience.

Which leads to the ribbing ‘ah, you were just saying that because’. I even said that, but of course he didn’t get it 😃

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/6 "2012-10-05T18:17:34Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> …is quite a bit like hearing “I love you” accompanied by a partner’s cilmax.

Dude, you should totally tell their Dad this! :o

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/7 "2012-10-05T19:23:48Z")

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Hm, not exactly the comparison I was expecting there, but ok.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/8 "2012-10-05T19:29:36Z")

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Mind, I’m not equating making somebody a S’more with giving someone an orgasm.

For one thing, it takes me a lot longer to make a S’more.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/9 "2012-10-05T19:47:36Z")

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The best compliment I’ve ever received as an amateur sand sculptor was from a four year old on a trike who came peddling down the beach, stopped in front of my sand castle and said in all seriousness, “What are you gonna be when you grow up?”.

I was 40 at the time.

I know what you’re trying to say. Kids sometimes have a knack of communicating straight to your soul.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hearing-i-like-you-a-lot-from-a-two-year-old-with-a-mouthful-of-smore-that-you-made/636829/10 "2012-10-05T19:48:47Z")

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> [@chacoguy](#):
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> Dude, you should totally tell their Dad this! :o

Bwhaaaa.

I know what you meant **Sicks** but do you think for a second _this_ crowd is going to let that fart fly unscored?
