# Heart → fart in song title or lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 23, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187 "2021-09-23T12:25:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/1 "2021-09-23T12:25:35Z")
Thought this was too juvenile for CS, so am posting it here. Replace **heart** with **fart** in a song title or song lyric. I’ll start. **Total Eclipse of the Fart** by Bonnie Tyler. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/2 "2021-09-23T12:29:20Z")
**Tell it to my Fart** Taylor Dayne Which… sort of works. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/3 "2021-09-23T12:30:53Z")
**Fart of Gold** - Neil Young ---
**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/4 "2021-09-23T14:10:50Z")
A Fart Needs a Home: Richard &Linda Thompson ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/5 "2021-09-23T15:31:10Z")
Owner of a Lonely Fart - Yes ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/6 "2021-09-23T15:32:45Z")
Also by Bonnie Tyler: It’s a Fart-ache. Eagles: What Do I Do With My Fart? Elton John and Kiki Dee: Don’t Go Breaking My Fart. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/7 "2021-09-23T15:38:41Z")
_Achy Breaky Fart_ - Billy Ray Cyrus ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/8 "2021-09-23T15:40:13Z")
Playin’ with the _Queen of Farts_ _My Fart Will Go On_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/9 "2021-09-23T17:43:29Z")
**Fart Of My Fart** - The American Quartet ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/10 "2021-09-23T18:00:05Z")
**Two Farts Beat as One** - U2 ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/11 "2021-09-23T18:14:33Z")
**Sheer Fart Attack** - Queen **His Fart is Big Enough** - some Christian singer whose name I forget **Piece of My Fart** - Janis Joplin **Listen to Her Fart** - Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/12 "2021-09-23T18:18:28Z")
Tight Connection To My Fart Fart Of Mine Both by Bob Dylan Hungry Fart - Bruce Springsteen And a very special one: Legendary Farts - Lou Reed The Fart Of Rock’n’Roll - Huey Lewis and The News Fartbreaker - Led Zeppelin Be Still My Beating Fart - Sting ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/13 "2021-09-23T19:33:41Z")
Un-Break My Fart - Toni Braxton ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/14 "2021-09-23T19:39:11Z")
A twofer from the Rocky IV soundtrack: **Farts on Fire** **Burning Fart** One was Survivor, trying for another _Eye of the Tiger,_ the other was pseudo-Springsteen John Cafferty. I’m too lazy to look up which was which. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/15 "2021-09-23T21:29:43Z")
_ **Fart-ache Tonight** _, The Eagles _ **Wooden Fart** _, Elvis ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/16 "2021-09-23T22:04:00Z")
Fart of Glass - Blondie ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/17 "2021-09-23T22:06:08Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Fart of Glass - Blondie Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/18 "2021-09-23T22:08:27Z")
Fart of Farts - Don Williams ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/19 "2021-09-23T22:09:41Z")
Fart of my Fart - The Four Aces ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2021, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/20 "2021-09-23T22:10:05Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > Fart of Glass - Blondie > > Ouch! So that’s what Ms. Harry meant by: > [@Blondie](#): > > Once I had a love and it was a **gas** > Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187.md?page=2)