# Heart → fart in song title or lyric

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 23, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187 "2021-09-23T12:25:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/41 "2021-09-25T02:28:42Z")

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Fartless, by Fart, of course.

_Fartless, fartless, never never out of control_  
_Fartless, fartless, you keep on sinnin’ in the name of rock ‘n’ roll_

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/42 "2021-09-25T02:35:46Z")

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> [@FastDan1](#):
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> Owner of a Lonely Fart - Yes

Owner of a lonely fart  
much better than an  
owner of a broken fart

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/43 "2021-09-25T03:07:21Z")

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Harden My Fart - Quarterflash

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/44 "2021-09-25T05:18:53Z")

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How about a sonnet from Shakespeare?

_Or fart in love with sighs himself doth smother_

Lyrics courtesy of The Beatles:

_Well, my fart went BOOM_  
_As I crossed that room_

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**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/45 "2021-09-25T06:12:44Z")

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Tell It To My Fart - Taylor Dayne  
The Fart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez  
Listen To Your Fart - Roxette

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/46 "2021-09-25T07:59:38Z")

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Eat Your Fart Out - Kiss

_I wanna eat your fart out baby  
Won’t you give me something sweet  
Eat your fart out baby  
A hot mess is just what I need_

Ew…

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/47 "2021-09-25T08:19:10Z")

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Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Farts Club Band

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/48 "2021-09-25T13:32:07Z")

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You gotta have FART!  
Miles and miles and miles of FART!

_Damn Yankees_

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/49 "2021-09-26T05:17:18Z")

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Rod Stewart:  
_And in my fart you’ll always stay_  
_Forever young._

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/50 "2021-09-30T07:22:35Z")

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Ed Sheeran, “Best Part of Me”:  
_My lungs are black  
My fart is pure_

Better stop huffing the pure ones, dude.

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**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/51 "2021-09-30T08:57:20Z")

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a classic Van Der Graaf Generator album: Pawn Farts.

Bonnie Tyler hit single: It’s a Fart-Ache.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/52 "2021-09-30T19:45:59Z")

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Of The Father’s Fart Begotten - any old hymnal

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/53 "2021-10-01T00:59:49Z")

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Near, far, wherever you are  
I believe that the fart does go on  
Once more, you open the door  
And you’re here in my fart  
And my fart will go on and on

Celine Dion

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2021, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/54 "2021-10-01T05:22:34Z")

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I took one look at you

That’s all I meant to do

And then my fart stood still

My feet could step and walk

My lips could move and talk

And yet my fart stood still

~~Rogers and Hart

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/55 "2021-10-09T13:51:07Z")

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My Fart Cries For You - Dean Fartin

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2021, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/56 "2021-10-09T17:36:01Z")

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Deep in the Fart of Texas

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/57 "2021-10-19T03:48:29Z")

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Fart in the Right Place - Elton in the John

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/58 "2021-10-19T14:44:24Z")

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Achy Breaky Fart - Billy Ray Cyrus

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/59 "2021-11-27T14:20:36Z")

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Closer to the Fart - Flush

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heart-fart-in-song-title-or-lyric/951187/60 "2021-11-27T15:25:07Z")

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When My Fart Finds Christmas - Harry Connick Jr.

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