# "Heartfelt" wishes and prayers for Wally

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 4, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736 "2000-03-04T19:18:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736/101 "2000-03-14T16:09:00Z")

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Things are pretty dull without the Putzmeister.

Here’s hoping you’ll be around soon, Wally!

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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736/102 "2000-03-15T10:36:00Z")

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Bump

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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736/103 "2000-03-16T06:47:00Z")

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**Sassy walks in, hips swaying to music only she can hear**

BUMP 🙂

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I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736/104 "2000-03-15T20:54:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Nice going, Ty. Just thinking about you with the spatula cranked up my heart to 110.  
> For God’s sake, don’t wear the red bra. My heart won’t take it. --Wally

::: donning gorgeous teal bra :::

You know how us Sharks fans like to “Reveal our Teal!” 😉

(Teal. TEAL. _Teal._ **Teal.** The word just lost all meaning… :rolleyes: )

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[**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heartfelt-wishes-and-prayers-for-wally/14736/105 "2000-03-16T00:33:00Z")

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Still hoping for the best for Wally…  
Zette

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“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)  
[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)  
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?

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