# Heaven's Way Video Game a Scandal?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 24, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464 "2002-11-24T07:00:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/21 "2002-11-25T17:43:26Z")

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> If you want to go to Heaven, give head!

Hmmm, I alway new that _getting_ head was heaven . . .

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/22 "2002-11-25T17:53:03Z")

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Jesus must be thinking, “now THERE’s a fella I want in MY house!”

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/23 "2002-11-25T18:28:14Z")

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Why is it when somebody refers to “returning to Biblical values”, they never mean anything like “love thy neighbor”?

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/24 "2002-11-25T21:49:32Z")

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Simple, gobear. They aren’t really interested in Christ’s message so much as they’re interested in, er, um… fundie porn!

-Ben

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/25 "2002-11-25T21:53:47Z")

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So that’s what they mean by _Godhead_!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Taboo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Taboo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taboo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/26 "2002-11-26T06:58:21Z")

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It cant be that far fetched…the christians are condeming alot of things um lets see…proctor and gamble products…disney…miramax…many many things are blastephamus to god even your dawn dishsoap! I just wanna know are the guys in the video cute? You know that could be hacked to make jesus jump in . hehehe…ooops sorry my sick twisted mind running away with me. But damn that is funny!

Taboo

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**Author:** ![Taboo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Taboo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taboo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/27 "2002-11-26T07:12:59Z")

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my bofriend just informed me that it was on phil’s show! God that guy is good. What an imagination!!!

hehe

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavens-way-video-game-a-scandal/138464/28 "2002-11-26T07:19:44Z")

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Coming soon: Chick Tract, the Game.

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