It’s because of this:
I’m sticking with that answer.
Ha, that’s great. And I generally dislike cats, but they’re far more suited to the conquering overlord role than dogs are.
Viking helmets did not have horns.
Blame Wagner for misinforming you. 
I know that. Noone is talking about actual vikings. What with their farming and other boring stuff.
Viking metal? Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. :mad:
Edit: In my (apparently not so) humble opinion.