# Heavy Metal - the movie

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499 "2005-10-03T00:18:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/21 "2005-10-03T16:37:40Z")

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_drops a '58 Vette on the now extra flat Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy_

There was never a sequel. Not to that, either. Han shot first. Joss Whedon is my master now.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/22 "2005-10-03T16:49:29Z")

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Incidentally, the French magazine was _Métal Hurlant_ – ‘Howling metal’.

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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/23 "2005-10-03T16:56:32Z")

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“Don’t worry… I’ve got an annnn-GLE” I love that line, and still use it to this day.

Great movie, if you don’t take it too seriously.

“It’s MY lok-nar, give it to me, you bitch!”

“I gave her the Stars & Stripes… forever…”

So many great lines, I wish I had a copy of my own. (My VCR copy has long since died)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/24 "2005-10-03T17:13:12Z")

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‘She dies, you die, everybody dies.’

‘Guards, castrate him.’

‘Pretty! Pretty!’

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**Author:** ![priapus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@priapus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/priapus)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/25 "2005-10-03T18:41:06Z")

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There was a sequel or at least it was a sci-fi cartoon (ahem,animation) called Heavy Metal 2.It is a lot better than the first. The model for the heroine is Julie Strain. There is one story.It concerns the green rock causing a miner to become a conqueror.His army wipes out Julie’s family and she goes after revenge.Violent,adult,not bad at all.I caught it on cinemax late one nite

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/26 "2005-10-03T18:46:42Z")

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FAKK2? No such thing. Never heard of it, I tell you.

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**Author:** ![priapus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@priapus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/priapus)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/27 "2005-10-03T18:51:15Z")

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ok.It was called Heavy Metal 2000.maybe it stunk.I just love that Julie Strain

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/28 "2005-10-03T19:09:03Z")

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[http://www.3dactionplanet.com/fakk2/](http://www.3dactionplanet.com/fakk2/)

I said, it never happened.

> **[Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119273/)**
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> Heavy Metal 2000: Directed by Michael Coldewey, Michel Lemire. With Michael Ironside, Julie Strain, Billy Idol, Pier Paquette. After surviving an invasion on her peaceful homeworld, a beautiful avenger must stop a powerful psychopath from gaining...

There is no such thing.

> **[Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102034/)**
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> Highlander II: The Quickening: Directed by Russell Mulcahy. With Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Virginia Madsen, Michael Ironside. In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield.

If only they’d made some kind of sequel to Highlander. That was a great movie.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/29 "2005-10-03T20:21:05Z")

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“Whoah, good nyborg, man.”

Not a good movie by any stretch, but you have to admit it had its moments.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/30 "2005-10-03T20:27:33Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> the scenes in New New York also felt very familiar…like the Fifth Element (or vice versa…)

Comics artist/designer Jean Giraud (aka “Moebius”) drew at least one of the works used in Heavy Metal - though I can’t say whether or not it was the one in question - as well as doing design work on Fifth Element. So there might be a very good reason for the similarity!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/31 "2005-10-03T20:51:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quote:  
> Originally Posted by MacTech  
> the scenes in New New York also felt very familiar…like the Fifth Element (or vice versa…)  
> Comics artist/designer Jean Giraud (aka “Moebius”) drew at least one of the works used in Heavy Metal - though I can’t say whether or not it was the one in question - as well as doing design work on Fifth Element. So there might be a very good reason for the similarity!

The “Harry Canyon” segment of HM concerned a futuristic Cab Driver in NYC, just like Bruce Willis’ character in TFE. I figured the one inspired the other. I felt disappointed in both flicks.  
Interestingly, according to a book on the film HM, they briefly considered doing a much “cartoonier” version of “Harry Canyon”, playfully called “Harry Ditch”.

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/32 "2005-10-03T20:59:35Z")

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Well, I’m a chick, and not fond of the “big boobs, blonde hair, tiny waist” stereotype of women, but I _did_ like Heavy Metal.

I thought F.A.K.K. 2 was crap, though.

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heavy-metal-the-movie/324499/33 "2005-12-31T17:51:05Z")

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> [@Hail Ants](#):
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> As far as the film goes, **fanboy wankfest** pretty much sums it up. Lots of topless, orange-haired babes with emormous hooters…

And this is automatically a bad thing?

I was 21 when it was released, in the navy at the time and saw it with two close friends. We were mesmerized. Even then we knew it wasn’t high art but we knew what we liked. So what if the shuttle had doors on the wrong side? The Corvette reentering rocked. Girls with giant bazooms appeal only to immature wanking fanboyus? I never grew out of that.

My wife bought me a copy of the DVD and sound track last year. I watched, listened and enjoyed. It isn’t the kind of thing I would even bring out on a yearly basis but when I am in the mood to it will be like sharing a six pack with an old friend.

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