# Heeeeeeeeey FATTIES **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465 "2010-03-05T21:17:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/201 "2010-03-06T03:06:45Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [Shaggy will wonder what she ate.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrd0UMQ9zyA) I don’t understand what this means… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/202 "2010-03-06T03:07:40Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > You claim you’re hot…XLS? Are you calling me an excel spreadsheet? I’m not sure what XLS means. (my comment to **woody** is because I know him from off this board and we’ve joked this way before, not that I think I’m Hottie McHotstuff) ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/203 "2010-03-06T03:08:49Z")
> [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > I was just surprised that the OP presented herself as being this awesome “smoking hot” non-overweight person, and going off on fat people… then she posts an ambiguous photo of herself with chunky legs and the rest of her body obscured… could she be engaging in some sort of weird self-hatred due to her suppressed realization that she isn’t quite so skinny? > \ > > I don’t know, that choice of photo just seems strange to me. Ah, I wouldn’t worry about it. She’s attractive enough that if were I drunk I’d take a run at her but if I was sober I wouldn’t be able to stand her long enough to get to the car, and while I did okay back in the day I’m no Brad Pitt. She’s attractive enough but she really isn’t all that and her personality around here makes me think she’s compensating. I can tell you that if she behaves in her off-board life like she does around here, her life is little but one or two-night stands because there’d be no reason to put up with her outside of sex, and with her personality even that would lose its appeal pretty damn soon. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/204 "2010-03-06T03:09:54Z")
Spoken like someone with a great personality. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/205 "2010-03-06T03:11:41Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > The pig that I am wants to stuff its face in yer fat ass and root for truffles. Did you steal that from Nicholas Sparks? Damn, he really knows the ladies… ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/206 "2010-03-06T03:12:12Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > I’m more concerned about why these obese people over the past twenty years have gotten that way. Low-fat everything came up around that time. All the now questionable concerns about saturated fat came up around that time. Twenty years of fretting about fat over Lean Cuisine dinners and Snackwell black cookies (they are in no way chocolatey! Don’t be fooled!) did more to contribute to obesity than any cheeseburger and diet coke. > > When I stay away from processed, simple carbs I find my daily diet takes little self-control. I’m just not hungry. What DOES make me want to binge is sitting in front of the tv for an hour and being teased by commercials. That silky swirl of melted flowing chocolate they keep showing is killing me. I don’t even know what they’re advertising, I just knows I wants it. I only watch about two hours of television every week. I can’t imagine what it must do to couch potatoes who watch every night. It must be some form of brainwashing. > > Maybe I’m overreacting there, but I wish more to know why we’ve suddenly lost control over the past twenty years than bitching about what other people do that I don’t like (texting drivers, pushy smokers, skinny people who bitch about being too fat, Dr. Phil, those morons who spend their free time patrolling the border for “cucaraches”, anti-Atkins you-know-he-died-fat-and-from-a-heart-attack people, grammar assholes, people who call them nazis, horse people, anti-Pit people, condescending snotwads who think cussing makes them sound tougher, people who hate cats…aw hell just about everybody) > > I think fat people probably disgust the OP more because she finds them aesthetically displeasing than spillover on the airplane seat. No big deal. Amen to staying away from processed foods. Michael Pollan has a great book called “In Defense of Food” which has a lot of good information. I like how he tries to break it down to simplicity: [“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17725932) Of course it’s more complicated than that in many ways, but in some ways it is that simple. When he says “eat food” he means whole foods, not processed foods. It really does make a difference. Anyway, congrats on your weight loss!!! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/207 "2010-03-06T03:13:43Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Are you calling me an excel spreadsheet? I’m not sure what XLS means. Most people ask for a “JPG?” when someone claims to be hot. I’ve been buried so much in work at about 60 hours a week since, oh…who was in office then? Clinton? - that the only thing sexy to me are in fact Excel spreadsheets. Or maybe databases. Especially young databases…very young databases…I mean, Oracle 11 is what, only 2 years old? Giggity. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/208 "2010-03-06T03:20:59Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > Did you steal that from Nicholas Sparks? Damn, he really knows the ladies… No, its all mine. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/209 "2010-03-06T03:33:46Z")
> [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > I don’t understand what this means… 😕 1:29 to 1:50: > [@](#): > > I never realized > I could make reality the things I fantasize > Stuck to my plan and to everyone’s surprise > Even those who doubted stand before me mesmerized > I bloomed a little late, I couldn’t get a date > The cheerleading chicks grew up to all be overweight > See now I lookin’ great, I wonder what they ate > Tonight I’m really happy with my supermodel date, hey hey ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/210 "2010-03-06T03:33:48Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > Most people ask for a “JPG?” when someone claims to be hot. I’ve been buried so much in work at about 60 hours a week since, oh…who was in office then? Clinton? - that the only thing sexy to me are in fact Excel spreadsheets. Or maybe databases. Especially young databases…very young databases…I mean, Oracle 11 is what, only 2 years old? Giggity. Now, that was funny. BTW: anyone notice the weird jump between #203 and #205? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/211 "2010-03-06T03:43:14Z")
This is one of the most amusing threads I’ve read here in a long time. Reminds me of the old school The Pit. Which means it’ll probably be locked by this time tomorrow. All three light bulbs above my head are burnt out, but I’m too lazy and fat to replace them tonight. Also, I had a Twix on the train home tonight. Tomorrow I go to the pool for my weekly 4000 meters. Also, if you’re swimming in a gym pool and it’s crowded and you have to share lanes, don’t do your slow-ass, incorrect, awkward breast stroke the whole time, you lazy motherfucker. Make some fucking splashes. Large and in charge, **friedo** ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/212 "2010-03-06T03:49:29Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > BTW: anyone notice the weird jump between #203 and #205? So, the best thing you got is basically “Nyahh nyaah I can’t heeeeeaaaar you!”? It must be difficult for you to go through life not only as an overweight fuggo, but as a blatantly moronic and socially retarded overweight fuggo. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/213 "2010-03-06T03:56:19Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Are you calling me an excel spreadsheet? I’m not sure what XLS means. nuff said. > > (my comment to **woody** is because I know him from off this board and we’ve joked this way before, not that I think I’m Hottie McHotstuff) How bout shut the Mcfuckup? ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/214 "2010-03-06T03:56:29Z")
**Shot From Guns** , I saw your pic. Yeah, you’d get it. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/215 "2010-03-06T04:00:04Z")
Holy shit SfG, I had no idea you were a female person (and an attractive one based on one odd-angled costumed picture). I think I may be in love with you. How do you feel about liberal douches? Maybe we could get together and raise a horde of babies that are rude to fatties and liberal douches on the internet. (I’m married, and olygamy is not yet legal in my state, but I’m sure we can find a way to make it work). ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/216 "2010-03-06T04:06:33Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > How bout shut the Mcfuckup? She wasn’t talking to you. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/217 "2010-03-06T04:20:54Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > **Roderick** , I am not assuming you are making excuses. I wanted to know if you were consistent with your sympathies. Sympathy? Perhaps a little more for those battling food than for other addictions, because I’ve been there - hell, I still am there, just winning a little more of the battle. Is that consistent enough for you? I’m not clear why that is important to you. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/218 "2010-03-06T04:22:33Z")
**Shot From Guns** , **MeanOldLady** , AND **Sleeps With Butterflies** in one thread? Be still my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/219 "2010-03-06T04:31:56Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > She wasn’t talking to you. Right, she was talking too much… Out her ass. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/220 "2010-03-06T04:34:29Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > She wasn’t talking to you. Don’t mind the pervert, he’s just upset that I ignored his last two comments begging for attention. He’s confused that he’s having so much communication with a female over the age of consent. He can’t quit commenting to me, forgive him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=12)