# Heeeeeeeeey FATTIES **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465 "2010-03-05T21:17:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/241 "2010-03-06T07:45:53Z")
Forget the fatties. **Shot From Guns** , post up more booty pics! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/242 "2010-03-06T08:22:44Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Oh, why the quotation marks on “nobody”? Um, those “quotation marks” would be _asterisks_. Denoting “emphasis”. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/243 "2010-03-06T12:45:05Z")
This thread is comedy gold. Naked pics of the OP would put it on another level entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/244 "2010-03-06T13:03:30Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > You have a fat ass, fat ass girl. I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/245 "2010-03-06T13:19:00Z")
What baffles me about the “fat debate” is that, David Kessler’s \*The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite \* was a best seller in the US. Kessler makes it plain that people in Western society no longer eat out of hunger, they eat because they are conditioned to eat. I can’t believe that anyone can read it and not be disgusted by the modern food industry. Nor can I understand that they don’t know why they overeat. I’m sure a few years from now pigging out on shit food food will be seen in the same light as smoking - an addictive behaviour encouraged by big business. I can remember when the first anti-smoking campaigns seemed like quaint, puritan hand waving that wouldn’t gain any momentum. Food and alcohol are next. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/246 "2010-03-06T13:25:52Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Naked pics of the OP would put it on another level entirely. _fap_ _fap_ _fap_ ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/247 "2010-03-06T13:40:13Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > _fap_ _fap_ _fap_ ::golf _fap_:: ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/248 "2010-03-06T14:05:39Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Better yet, she’ll suddenly develop a thyroid condition. Nice try. I have a thyroid condition and I’m not fat.\* I _could_ be fat if I ate a ton of food and never exercised, but the thyroid condition on it’s own just doesn’t do it. It will have to be some other mythical ailment that will make the OP fat despite her self control about food and regular exercising. (I’m really interested to know what that would be, actually). \*Well, currently, I’m somewhat fat. Mostly I have no waist and the girls are getting out of control. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/249 "2010-03-06T14:15:13Z")
BTW (sorry for the double post - I’m much too slow), I assume that all of you who are slagging off the OPs looks, for making fun of other peoples’ looks, will be posting your own pic shortly. **nyctea** , I assume you’ll be first. I’m anxious to see your slim thighs and tiny bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/250 "2010-03-06T14:19:50Z")
> [@keturah](#): > > It is so cute, the way you get so judgemental–how many abortions have you had now? Quite frankly, you aren’t even smart enough to prevent pregnancy, **repeatedly**. > > Now what is it that you were saying about **shot from guns**? Someone’s snark goes to 11. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/251 "2010-03-06T14:23:15Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > Someone’s snark goes to 11. That might have actually been 11.5… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/252 "2010-03-06T14:26:45Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I would have had you pegged as a guy. Pegged as a guy… hmm, yes. Getting that “Twilight Zone” feeling again, but… am I REALLY the only one who, based on the one photo, isn’t entirely convinced? I mean, fool me once, shame on… shame on me… ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/253 "2010-03-06T14:34:13Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > Well I think it’s that whole stones/glass houses thing. Your fat friend is whiny. You are an egotisitical cunt. Congratulations, it’s an imperfect world. Screws fall out. Reminder: [QUOTE=Restricted language in the Pit] The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt [/QUOTE] > **[Restricted language in the Pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)** > > The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper motherfucker cocksucker fuck you and variants, e.g., go fuck yourself, fuck off and die suck/lick my dick/cock and variants Expressions not... Please choose a different insult next time. No warning issued. **Gfaptor** Schlitz Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/254 "2010-03-06T14:47:58Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I’d like to see you explain [THIS](http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/trends.html) away as something outside your control. The state with the lowest rate of obesity in 2008 has a higher rate than the state with the highest rate in 1985. (Yes, there are states with no data in the earlier graphs, but as those are added in, they start at the lower levels and then increase, suggesting that they probably started at those same levels or lower, versus dramatically dropping then rising again.) > > Tell me again about how your genetics make you fat–if you can get words out past the cheeseburger you’re shoving into your mouth. Maybe if you take a couple gulps of that giant Diet Coke, it’ll help. > [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > For your viewing pleasure, [here’s a picture of me](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11735960&postcount=15) from Halloween. I hope **Shot From Guns** ’ coworkers show her more highly inflammatory _data_ so that we can enjoy her rage. **SFG** , thanks for the photo documentation of your ass size. This thread is unreal. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/255 "2010-03-06T16:27:42Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Seriously, riffing on you is like shooting fish in a barrel. But hey, I’m stuck on call this weekend so I can do this as long as you can. Please, come back with some more of your special brand of stupidity. No matter how many times I am offer you the chance to stop, you want more. I figure a few more comments and _nobody_ will ever be able to see your username and not think _pedo._ More like **Butterflies** needs a different hobby. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/256 "2010-03-06T16:37:40Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > More like **Butterflies** needs a different hobby. I’m confused here, do you find it bad that \*\*Sleeps \*\*is disgusted by a open pedo? I hope this is not a protected minority now. ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/257 "2010-03-06T16:42:26Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I’m confused here, do you find it bad that \*\*Sleeps \*\*is disgusted by a open pedo? I hope this is not a protected minority now. Much of this thread is a hijack by those 2 nimrods going back and forth. As far as I can tell, it’s because **Sleeps** is obsessed by **Claude** ’s alleged paedophilia. It’s threadjacking pure and simple. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/258 "2010-03-06T16:51:38Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Well yes, but until \*\*Lobsang \*\*came in and proved the Ops point, I have rarely met anyone dumb enough to think otherwise. Might as well agree with the Op now though. I don’t get why I’m being attacked here. The OP is being a heartless dick about overweight people. I’m trying to defend the reasons many, _not all_ fat people get fat. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/259 "2010-03-06T16:58:29Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > So you are actually pitting a small number of people I think. I know I have met one person like this, but the rest of us know why we’re fat. I’ve even done something about a few times but sadly always lapsed. > > You’ll be hard pressed to find many people that blame anyone or thing besides themselves. They might suggest what contributes to it, but we know it is ourselves. > > Of course I see Lobsang ruining my point. Damn. I’m not saying the unhappy-about-being-fat fat people are blaming something other than themselves. And I resent the over-simplification of the points I’m trying to make. These people know they are fat because of themselves. But ‘themselves’ could be weak-willed, always hungry, never satisfied by normal meal sizes, and I sympathise with someone who has to go through life feeling that way and I understand that they will give in to the cravings. I am just saying that many fat people have different psychology than a typical thin person who isn’t always craving food. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/260 "2010-03-06T17:01:56Z")
> [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](#): > > Much of this thread is a hijack by those 2 nimrods going back and forth. As far as I can tell, it’s because **Sleeps** is obsessed by **Claude** ’s alleged paedophilia. It’s threadjacking pure and simple. Awww you’re cute. Obsessed huh? Ever since I mentioned it he cannot seem to stop coming back for more, sometimes posting two or three times after I’ve posted just so he can keep it going. Purely entertainment for me, but I appreciate your concern. And alleged paedophilia? I’m not saying he _has_ touched a child, but he certainly wasn’t shy about describing in graphic detail what [his dreams are about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12087271&postcount=92). If that is what obsession is in your neck of the woods, things must be very interesting in your household. So yes, me making a joke about it and him continually coming back for more after I’ve stopped means that I am obsessed. You, sir, are ready to hang your shingle next to [Lucy and charge five cents for your professional opinion](http://kickinthepeanuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/peanuts-lucy-psychiatrist.png). Now, stop trying to get your junior mod badge and report the posts if you’re so inclined, ya whiny bitch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=14)