# Heeeeeeeeey FATTIES **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465 "2010-03-05T21:17:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/141 "2010-03-05T23:50:39Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Just like it was necessary for you to be sure you let everyone know you find the OP unattractive. He came in here and shot off his mouth (as opposed to his dreams where he shoots off into kids) and I made a comment about it. It is what it is. Sitting in the corner like your some kind of angel… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/142 "2010-03-05T23:51:30Z")
Yes, I saw those little gems, and interpreted them as a bit tongue-in-cheek, but I forgot that this is the Dope, where everything is taken precisely literally. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/143 "2010-03-05T23:52:11Z")
> [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](#): > > So you don’t think the fact that this board has seen way, way too much discussion of pedophilia works against you here? I gotta tell you, I don’t really care what works for or against me here. I’m not here to sing kumbaya and hold hands. I’m here for entertainment. Mr Sicko wanted to come in here and make jokes (dumb ones at that. Cottage cheese about a woman who has no sign of clinical cellulite?) so jokes he gets back. The ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiife! > [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Sitting in the corner like your some kind of angel… Ha! Where, exactly, am I trying to come off like I’m some kind of angel? Do tell, Pervie McPerverton… do tell. Go ahead and search my posts and come back when you find something about me graphically describing how I want to fuck kids. Go on, I’ll wait. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/144 "2010-03-05T23:53:10Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > And if that’s her shtick, fine by me. But I do kind of see how other posters might get the impression she has an ego. My mother once told me “if you listen, people will tell you who they are”. Since then, I’ve tended to believe people when they make negative statements about themselves, and sometimes when they make positive ones. When she says that she has a huge ego, I don’t take it as an I’m-leveling-with-you sign of humility, I take it literally. If she says that she has an amazing ass, she’s probably telling the truth about that too. Being proud of being a bitch makes you more of a bitch, and I don’t mean “bitch” in the rebellious cool-feminist-bitch sense. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/145 "2010-03-05T23:54:12Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > I gotta tell you, I don’t really care what works for or against me here. I’m not here to sing kumbaya and hold hands. I’m here for entertainment. Mr Sicko wanted to come in here and make jokes (dumb ones at that. Cottage cheese about a woman who has no sign of clinical cellulite?) so jokes he gets back. > > The ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiife! Okay, okay, I concede. I just never wanted to discuss pedophilia ever again. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/146 "2010-03-05T23:54:37Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I’d better be getting dinner first, and I’m talking at least three digits on the final bill, before tax and tip. Just an FYI 😛 You ought to modify this quote unless $2.99 for a Big Gulp and a Hot dog at the 7-11 IS what you’re going for there with “3 digits on the final bill” being the words of choice there… ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/147 "2010-03-05T23:54:52Z")
I saw the pic she posted, now I need a fucking degree to say that I liked it? ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/148 "2010-03-05T23:55:25Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Yes, I saw those little gems, and interpreted them as a bit tongue-in-cheek, but I forgot that this is the Dope, where everything is taken precisely literally. Sure… I could consider this whole thread tongue-in-cheek, but I don’t think that’s reality. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/149 "2010-03-05T23:58:00Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > For what it is worth, I am going on a diet yet again and I will lose weight and exercise and it will be good for a while and then I will binge again and gain the weight back **for no real reason**. I know what to do and I am honest enough to know I am too damn lazy to stick to it. > > That is most everyone’s point in this thread except the Op and Lobsang. We do know why we’re fat, really. (bolding mine). There are reasons - see my post upthread. And you can defeat this cycle, but maybe just not by yourself. Weight loss and maintenance of lost weight are known quantities. What is known about them is that they are pretty hard but not impossible. It really just depends on how badly you want it. Because if you really want it, you will find the help you need to do it. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/150 "2010-03-05T23:58:07Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > Sure… I could consider this whole thread tongue-in-cheek, but I don’t think that’s reality. Here’s the thing. Did she make those comments before or after everyone demanded to see her picture to determine if she was _allowed_ to question people’s weight? I don’t care if she posted a picture of the hottest girl around, after an OP like that she would get flamed to hell and back about her looks. Her best response is to puff up and be proud and move on. You’re taking her every word literally when she’s responding to people trying to knock her down because she’s not “hot enough” to have such an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/151 "2010-03-06T00:00:30Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Here’s the thing. Did she make those comments before or after everyone demanded to see her picture to determine if she was _allowed_ to question people’s weight? > > I don’t care if she posted a picture of the hottest girl around, after an OP like that she would get flamed to hell and back about her looks. Her best response is to puff up and be proud and move on. You’re taking her every word literally when she’s responding to people trying to knock her down because she’s not “hot enough” to have such an opinion. I believe it was some of both.. before and after the pic. Frankly I thought, she was a dude before I saw the pic. I still maintain she isn’t hot enough (then again no one is) to carry that kind of ego. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/152 "2010-03-06T00:05:08Z")
> [@CircleofWillis](#): > > Sure… I could consider this whole thread tongue-in-cheek, but I don’t think that’s reality. Seems she’s serious about fatties needing to stop whining about their genes, but when dumb asses like **crazyburrito** and that one broad who tried to work in some business about SFG not being fat, but ugly say stupid shit about her appearance, what is she supposed to say? “You’re right, I’m horribly ugly.” Her physical appearance has precisely fuckall to do with her point, which is the crybaby fatties need to shut the fuck up. Feel free to disagree, but I’d deflect retarded ass, irrelevant comments and inquiries about my looks, too. I seriously don’t get why the response to, “Hey fatties. Stop whining or stop eating” is “You’d best be hot talkin’ all that shit!” What the fuck does that have to do with anything? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/153 "2010-03-06T00:06:28Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > BUTTHURT LARDASS DETECTED!! 😛 > > Oh, and **'Guns**? I’m a mite late here, what with you and **ivn** arguing about the price already, but having seen your pic, I wondered if you would mind if I think about you while I’m rubbing one out? Wait - now we’re supposed to _ask_ people if it’s OK to jack off to them? This PC shit has gone too far. Man, if these are the new societal rules, I already have 2 people in this very thread who can sue me for harassment. And one of them hasn’t even posted a pic! ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/154 "2010-03-06T00:09:20Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Seems she’s serious about fatties needing to stop whining about their genes, but when dumb asses like **crazyburrito** and that one broad who tried to work in some business about SFG not being fat, but ugly say stupid shit about her appearance, what is she supposed to say? “You’re right, I’m horribly ugly.” Her physical appearance has precisely fuckall to do with her point, which is the crybaby fatties need to shut the fuck up. Feel free to disagree, but I’d deflect retarded ass, irrelevant comments and inquiries about my looks, too. I seriously don’t get why the response to, “Hey fatties. Stop whining or stop eating” is “You’d best be hot talkin’ all that shit!” What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Well I think it’s that whole stones/glass houses thing. Your fat friend is whiny. You are an egotisitical cunt. Congratulations, it’s an imperfect world. Screws fall out. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/155 "2010-03-06T00:10:40Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Wait - now we’re supposed to _ask_ people if it’s OK to jack off to them? This PC shit has gone too far. Man, if these are the new societal rules, I already have 2 people in this very thread who can sue me for harassment. And one of them hasn’t even posted a pic! If you haven’t jerked off to me by now then I _am_ going to sue you, asshole ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/156 "2010-03-06T00:12:40Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > And I have to say I hate it when hot chicks are royal bitches, don’t you guys? Usually when someone is this stupid and this much of an asshole they’re a guy, right? Putting aside the HotOrNot thing, here’s the deal. The mean people, the ones who make fun of others, who aren’t polite, but who are witty enough to be entertaining are the popular kids, the preps, the socs, the mean girls. They are the people we love to hate, and we make movies reflecting our inner angst at the so-called-undeserved adulation they get where the underdog social outcast pulls back the curtain to reveal the shallow and petty nature of the popularity contest winners, thus ensuring their fall from grace and ostracization from happiness. But deep in our hearts, we want to be just like them, even the girl with the stupid piercings or the doof with the emo bangs. Sadly for some, this beautiful movie fantasy is not reflected in reality. Ballsy mean people are interesting, and whiny wallflowers are dull. We all love Walter Sobchak, even if he’s a bit embarrassing. If a girl is bitchy and dumb about it, well, I won’t like her even while I am eye-raping her decolletage. But I’ll take a clever virago over a plodding boor anyday, and so will everyone else. Whining about people thinking they’re hotter than they are is best responded to by paraphrasing an immortal nugget of truth served up by a man who knows how to treat the ladies: Only losers whine about a bitch; winners go home and fuck the prom queen. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/157 "2010-03-06T00:14:45Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > If you haven’t jerked off to me by now then I _am_ going to sue you, asshole _whew_ Potential lawsuits just cut in half! ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/158 "2010-03-06T00:28:21Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > whatever you say, sick fuck Stir the shit, agitator. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/159 "2010-03-06T00:39:39Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Stir the shit, agitator. Aren’t you supposed to be busy finding examples of me pretending to be an angel while all the time being Hitler incarnate? > [@ivn1188](#): > > We all love Walter Sobchak, even if he’s a bit embarrassing. Shut the fuck up, Donnie ---
**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/160 "2010-03-06T00:41:05Z")
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