# Heeeeeeeeey FATTIES **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465 "2010-03-05T21:17:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/161 "2010-03-06T00:42:21Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Seems she’s serious about fatties needing to stop whining about their genes, but when dumb asses like **crazyburrito** What the fuck did I do now? Someone who wants to rant about fat people had better be a fine physical specimen themselves. Otherwise, it’s just a big old crock of horseshit. And when someone declares they’re “fucking hot”, then they need to be prepared for the shit their gonna get for it. That shit is gonna rain down on principle. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/162 "2010-03-06T00:47:26Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > What the fuck did I do now? > > Someone who wants to rant about fat people had better be a fine physical specimen themselves. What the fuck for? Why does someone who says she’s tired of fat people acting like their weight problem isn’t their fault need to be attractive? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/163 "2010-03-06T00:48:34Z")
You guys are totally killing my boner. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/164 "2010-03-06T00:52:55Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Do you extend this same understanding to drug addicts? It sounds as if you think I am making excuses. I am not, neither for myself nor for anyone else. Drug addiction and alcoholism are recognized illnesses with prescribed methods of treatment and so on. That doesn’t excuse the bad behavior that accompanies those conditions, nor does it excuse the damage they do to the addicts’ physical and social health. Lots of people self-medicate with food (I’m one of them) just as others do with shopping, gambling, alcohol or drugs. These behaviors affect different people in different ways, even as in every single case, the user has the ability to not use. I’m not making excuses; I am trying to inject a note of reality into a discussion that is mostly on the intellectual level of a farting contest. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/165 "2010-03-06T00:55:14Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > What the fuck for? Why does someone who says she’s tired of fat people acting like their weight problem isn’t their fault need to be attractive? I never said attractive. Someone who isn’t perfectly fit has no room criticizing people who aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/166 "2010-03-06T00:55:54Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I’m not making excuses; I am trying to inject a note of reality into a discussion that is mostly on the intellectual level of a farting contest. > Roddy How’s that working out for you?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/167 "2010-03-06T00:56:06Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Aren’t you supposed to be busy finding examples of me pretending to be an angel while all the time being Hitler incarnate? Yes, Führer I shall not tarnish your wishes. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/168 "2010-03-06T00:57:03Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > I can’t believe even you are this stupid. Muscle doesn’t turn to fat, you stupid cunt. > > (Hey, it’s the Pit so I can be an asshole.) Well, you can, but there are a few limits. One is: [QUOTE=Restricted language in the Pit] The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt [/QUOTE] > **[Restricted language in the Pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)** > > The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper motherfucker cocksucker fuck you and variants, e.g., go fuck yourself, fuck off and die suck/lick my dick/cock and variants Expressions not... Please choose a different epithet next time. No warning issued. **Gfaptor** Schvitz Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/169 "2010-03-06T00:58:07Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > How’s that working out for you?😉 I keep trying. One farting contest at a time, I guess. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/170 "2010-03-06T00:58:25Z")
Looks aside as beauty is often in the eye of the beholder, I found it funny that someone who is clearly a good 15 pounds overweight, a/k/a fat, would refer to themselves as “slim” and claim that they will NEVER be fat. Uh, you already are. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/171 "2010-03-06T01:00:30Z")
If you believe in the laws of Karma, well then she’ll get hers. Something untoward will occur and maybe she’ll end up on her ass, or in a wheelchair and guess what? She’ll start packing on the pounds, and very quickly become exactly what she has expressed loathing for. Better yet, she’ll suddenly develop a thyroid condition. She is kind of begging for a life lesson, and sometimes the Gods just like being cooperative! Because Karma loves a reach around, dontcha know. People so willing to stand in cruel harsh judgment of others less fortunate will eventually find themselves on the wrong end of harsh and cruel judgment from an uncaring world. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/172 "2010-03-06T01:00:51Z")
Thanks, **Gfactor** , I forgot about the prohibition on the c-word. I don’t think I’ve ever been sufficiently moved to call anyone that here before. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/173 "2010-03-06T01:03:55Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Yes, Führer I shall not tarnish your wishes. I’ll take that as “I’ve got nothing” and we’ll move on unless you have any other sick things you’d like to share? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/174 "2010-03-06T01:08:54Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > I never said attractive. > > Someone who isn’t perfectly fit has no room criticizing people who aren’t. She wasn’t criticizing people who aren’t perfectly fit. She was criticizing people who complain that their weight gain is a result of genetics. You do not need to be in perfect physical condition to make that criticism. **Roderick** , I am not assuming you are making excuses. I wanted to know if you were consistent with your sympathies. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/175 "2010-03-06T01:17:24Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > “I’ve got nothing” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/176 "2010-03-06T01:22:56Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > If you believe in the laws of Karma, well then she’ll get hers. > > Something untoward will occur and maybe she’ll end up on her ass, or in a wheelchair and guess what? She’ll start packing on the pounds, and very quickly become exactly what she has expressed loathing for. Better yet, she’ll suddenly develop a thyroid condition. > > She is kind of begging for a life lesson, and sometimes the Gods just like being cooperative! > > Because Karma loves a reach around, dontcha know. People so willing to stand in cruel harsh judgment of others less fortunate will eventually find themselves on the wrong end of harsh and cruel judgment from an uncaring world. This week on Oprah! ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/177 "2010-03-06T01:22:58Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > 😉 Awww, you want to keep playing games, huh? Okay! Let’s continue my quote, shall we? “I’ve got nothing…” that you would want because I am a grown woman, not a five year old girl. Want to keep playing, or are we done here? ---
**Author:** ![Coalcracker0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Coalcracker0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coalcracker0)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/178 "2010-03-06T01:24:23Z")
Wait’ll ya hit menopause. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/179 "2010-03-06T01:27:36Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > I’ll take that as “I’ve got nothing” and we’ll move on unless you have any other sick things you’d like to share? Define “sick” as anything I have posted in this thread. You are an unforgiving shit stirrer. Google maps shows that there is a large deposit of “sick shit” under yer bridge yet to be stirred. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465/180 "2010-03-06T01:30:38Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Heeeeeeeeey FATTIES HEEEYYYY!!! How you doin’? You know what the funniest part was? I was actually eating a cheeseburger with my Coke Zero on the side. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heeeeeeeeey-fatties/531465.md?page=10)