# Heff says:  No more thread-bare hare

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 13, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518 "2015-10-13T03:58:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518/101 "2017-02-13T22:07:05Z")

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So much for that. [Bring on the boobies](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/playboy-publishing-nude-photos/story?id=45465352)!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518/102 "2017-02-13T22:12:37Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> So much for that. [Bring on the boobies](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/playboy-publishing-nude-photos/story?id=45465352)!

Why does that article have a picture of Popeye?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518/103 "2017-02-13T22:16:24Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Why does that article have a picture of Popeye?

That’s Hefner. Looks like he could use some spinach.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518/104 "2017-02-15T20:09:55Z")

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He’s had all he can stand and can’t stands no more!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heff-says-no-more-thread-bare-hare/734518/105 "2017-02-15T20:26:07Z")

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This – the return of nudity\* – was already discussed in this thread

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818312](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818312)  
(Not to mention many other features, like humor and editorials. And, I would hope, cartoons, and COLORs besides those damned dull somber earth tones they’ve been using for the past year)

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