Heff says: No more thread-bare hare

So much for that. Bring on the boobies!

Why does that article have a picture of Popeye?

That’s Hefner. Looks like he could use some spinach.

He’s had all he can stand and can’t stands no more!

This – the return of nudity* – was already discussed in this thread

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818312
(Not to mention many other features, like humor and editorials. And, I would hope, cartoons, and COLORs besides those damned dull somber earth tones they’ve been using for the past year)