# Heh, I had a sex dream about a fellow Doper and I don't even know what said Doper looks like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935 "2014-06-29T14:46:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/1 "2014-06-29T14:46:59Z")
Well, I mean, know what she looked like in my dream but I have no idea what she looks like in real life. In my dream she just told me “My name is \_\_\_\_\_…” and shortly after we started get’n busy. That cracks me up. My first Doper dream. Anyone else ever have one? [To avoid creeping anyone out, I wont be sharing the name of said Doper.] ETA: I have no idea why I ended my thread title with a question mark. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/2 "2014-06-29T14:52:14Z")
The Restraining Order is scheduled to arrive in 5…4…3…2… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/3 "2014-06-29T14:56:29Z")
I had a dream I got banned from the dope last night. The weird thing is they sent me a long certified letter to the effect with an explanation that I was being banned not for violating any rules, just for posting too many stupid things. I know it’s off topic, but I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one having weird dreams involving the straight dope lately. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/4 "2014-06-29T15:00:25Z")
**Shakes** - I’m assuming it was a good dream and not a nightmare? 😉 I think I’ve had dreams about Dopers I have actually met in real life. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/5 "2014-06-29T15:01:29Z")
let people guess the name. does the name start with a consonant in the first third of the alphabet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/6 "2014-06-29T15:01:35Z")
I wish! Sex dreams would be better than waking up from the nightmare of having used ellipses incorrectly. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/7 "2014-06-29T15:09:34Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > **Shakes** - I’m assuming it was a good dream and not a nightmare? 😉 > > I think I’ve had dreams about Dopers I have actually met in real life. I hasten to add - not sex dreams. Haha. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/8 "2014-06-29T15:28:18Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > I wish! Sex dreams would be better than waking up from the nightmare of having used ellipses incorrectly. …but that’s how you roll… ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/9 "2014-06-29T16:02:17Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > I wish! Sex dreams would be better than waking up from the nightmare of having used ellipses incorrectly. All sex dream dialog has extraneous ellipses. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/10 "2014-06-29T16:53:50Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Well, I mean, know what she looked like in my dream but I have no idea what she looks like in real life. > \ What did she look like in your dream? I have never had a dream involving SDMB or its denizens, as far as I know. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/11 "2014-06-29T17:11:35Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > let people guess the name. > > does the name start with a consonant in the first third of the alphabet? I have to assume this is germane to the thread, because I want to know if the Username is an animal (as opposed to a vegetable or mineral). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/12 "2014-06-29T17:18:30Z")
Well, she obviously has made a strong impression just from her screen name and her posts. As for me, no sex dreams about dopers I’ve never seen, but I have had more than one in which a character in a walk-on bit part has a Doper’s name. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/13 "2014-06-29T17:26:23Z")
If a Straight Dope member has a MOTSS sexy-dream, is that an instaban? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/14 "2014-06-29T17:43:33Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > If a Straight Dope member has a MOTSS sexy-dream, is that an instaban? I would have thought promotion to Charter status, more likely. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/15 "2014-06-29T21:08:27Z")
And I probably thought this thread was about me didn’t I… ---
**Author:** ![DeptfordX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DeptfordX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeptfordX)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/16 "2014-06-29T21:57:35Z")
Every night i dream of group sex with a half a dozen different dopers. It’s not my fault you’re all sluts. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/17 "2014-06-29T22:00:27Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > I would have thought promotion to Charter status, more likely. I’m fairly new on this site. Are you saying I have to dreamsleep my way to the top here? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/18 "2014-06-29T22:12:54Z")
> [@DeptfordX](#): > > Every night i dream of group sex with a half a dozen different dopers. > > It’s not my fault you’re all sluts. It’s difficult not to get a little excited with threads like [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=727166&highlight=poem) going around. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/19 "2014-06-29T22:38:30Z")
If it was me, I hope you dreamed me skinny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/20 "2014-06-29T22:58:25Z")
I’m surprised I haven’t had any SDMB dreams that I remember, given that most of my dreams are Mundane Pointless Shit about peripheral, insignificant parts of my life. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935.md?page=2)