# Heh, I had a sex dream about a fellow Doper and I don't even know what said Doper looks like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935 "2014-06-29T14:46:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/21 "2014-06-30T00:41:57Z")
> [@DeptfordX](#): > > It’s not my fault you’re all sluts. Hey, I resemble that rem…Oh, forget it. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/22 "2014-06-30T00:47:07Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > The Restraining Order is scheduled to arrive in 5…4…3…2… I don’t know what the law says where \*\*Shakes \*\*is from, but around here courts won’t make orders that can’t be enforced. It tends to make them look ineffectual. And since it would be impossible to enforce an order that \*\*Shakes \*\*not dream about certain things, I’m thinking the order simply be that \*\*Shakes \*\*be forbidden to sleep at all. Sounds reasonable to me. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/23 "2014-06-30T00:48:20Z")
But seriously, now I want to have a Doper dream just to see what ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/24 "2014-06-30T00:54:20Z")
The only board-related dream I’ve ever had was a lot less interesting than the OP’s. I dreamed one night that I was listening to the news and they announced that Hugh Hefner had died. And my first response was to go check if I had him as a Celebrity Deathpool pick. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/25 "2014-06-30T00:56:07Z")
I’ve had a few dreams about this place, one of the bigger, more memorable ones was how–to reply to a topic–we’d write the messages on a little (real life) note and then leave it outside the person’s door. Then the person would open their door, gather all the thin scraps of paper with messages written on then, take them inside, and read them one by one. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/26 "2014-06-30T02:45:24Z")
I missed the legendary Dopefests of Yore, I missed the Doper Marriage Train, and now I missed Sexy Doper Dreams… _sigh_ [sub]I have been having a strange series of dreams about North Korea though…so it’s not like the Dope doesn’t _affect_ my dreams…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/27 "2014-06-30T02:48:32Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > I’ve had a few dreams about this place, one of the bigger, more memorable ones was how–to reply to a topic–we’d write the messages on a little (real life) note and then leave it outside the person’s door. > > Then the person would open their door, gather all the thin scraps of paper with messages written on then, take them inside, and read them one by one. For some reason this one seems particularly disturbing. I have no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/28 "2014-06-30T04:59:40Z")
[Seinfield]Not that there’s anything wrong with that[/end Seinfield] but are you reasonably sure what gender the doper in question is? There are a lot of assumptions based on user names that turn out to be misguided. Jus’ sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/29 "2014-06-30T05:06:15Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > I wish! Sex dreams would be better than waking up from the nightmare of having used ellipses incorrectly. Worse, he had a sex dream with someone that was having five periods in a row… ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/30 "2014-06-30T05:23:16Z")
> [@China\_Guy](#): > > [Seinfield]Not that there’s anything wrong with that[/end Seinfield] but are you reasonably sure what gender the doper in question is? There are a lot of assumptions based on user names that turn out to be misguided. Jus’ sayin’ Yeah, I’m sure of the gender. Besides, I’ve already shared my story about how when I was new and naive to the internet I got into a sex chat with someone and it didn’t dawn on me til after the fact that person I was chatting with was probably a dude posing as a woman. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/31 "2014-06-30T11:05:59Z")
Is the dream going to affect how you interact with the doper, do ya think? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/32 "2014-06-30T11:21:28Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Is the dream going to affect how you interact with the doper, do ya think? Nah, I actually should have said this in my OP, but I don’t recall ever interacting with this lady in the first place. I mean, I may have at some point during my 13 year membership here, I just don’t remember. (Dreams are weird like that.) The lady I’m speaking of isn’t as prolific a poster as she used to be. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/33 "2014-06-30T11:24:40Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Well, I mean, know what she looked like in my dream but I have no idea what she looks like in real life. > In my dream she just told me “My name is \_\_\_\_\_…” and shortly after we started get’n busy. [Yossarian] That’s a fish dream. [/Yossarian] ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/34 "2014-06-30T13:40:25Z")
Will you PM her about it? I mean, just to let her know. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/35 "2014-06-30T13:55:46Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > Will you PM her about it? I mean, just to let her know. I’m pretty sure that would come off as creepy. ---
**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/36 "2014-07-01T03:14:11Z")
Yeah, I sometimes have dreams about Dopers, both those that I have and haven’t met. Usually it’s the ones I play video games with, so I can at least fill in the voices. One of the silliest was that **Unauthorized Cinnamon** and **Dark2Phoenix** were really, really late meeting me and **oft wears hats** for dinner. **Dark2Phoenix** had been attending a fundraiser because he was running for political office.\* They felt so bad about being late that they gave us a lift back home in their private jet.\*\* - I can’t imagine **Dark2Phoenix** ever running for political office. \*\* Turns out they _don’t_ have a private jet. Darn! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/37 "2014-07-01T03:41:29Z")
I surprisingly don’t have dreams about Dopers but I ALWAYS dream about random Facebook friends. Because I usually check out Facebook before I go to bed and I tend to dream about people I know IRL and I know all of my Facebook friends IRL. So I’m planting the seeds before I fall asleep. I also don’t really have sex dreams too much, and I’m glad because if I was, and I always dreamt about my friends…ugh… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/38 "2014-07-01T03:47:05Z")
Yeah, what tends to happen is that if I dream anything SDMB-related, it will somehow tie in to the last _topic_ I read on the Dope. Hence the North Korea dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/39 "2014-07-01T19:34:18Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > I’m fairly new on this site. Are you saying I have to dreamsleep my way to the top here? Just to Charter membership. They won’t tell us Teeming Masses what it takes to get to be a Moderator without lawyers and dark rituals being involved. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935/40 "2014-07-01T21:31:17Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > In my dream she just told me “My name is \_\_\_\_\_…” and shortly after we started get’n busy. **05**? What kind of a username is that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-i-had-a-sex-dream-about-a-fellow-doper-and-i-dont-even-know-what-said-doper-looks-like/691935.md?page=3)