# Heh welcome wagon's broke I guess **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395 "2003-10-09T02:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/61 "2003-10-12T03:01:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\* > > Hi, **Vanilla** , call me **Dan**! > Welcome to the boards, **EddyTeddyFreddy** and **slotar** > there that should stop That whining \*\* Well! Somebody’s bene paying attention! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/62 "2003-10-14T05:52:00Z")
**Vanilla** AbDANsolutely!!! _wink_ **LuluBahrain** Oh? Closer than I thought! _keeps rubbing feet, in detail!_ ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/63 "2003-10-14T06:13:37Z")
How do you rub feet in detail? ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/64 "2003-10-15T06:19:52Z")
Attention to every single detail … Careful attention to every little bitty bit … start at yer toes and rub every square inch … working upward … you know, in detail…😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/65 "2003-10-16T01:23:06Z")
you do detailing? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/66 "2003-10-16T01:41:51Z")
Really, I would like a pinstripe on the side of my big ol’ foot. Maybe some flames at the heel. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/67 "2003-10-16T01:41:51Z")
Really, I would like a pinstripe on the side of my big ol’ foot. Maybe some flames at the heel. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/68 "2003-10-16T01:43:42Z")
Ahh! A 1920’s Style double posting. Sorry! and rest assured that is the first and last time I will use that phrase. I know people are tired of it, but I couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/69 "2003-10-16T03:08:19Z")
Resistance is futile. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/70 "2003-10-16T03:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*Oh, and **Store Clerk Slacker** if you Must read this series … if you haven’t! > [Confessions of a “Video Clerk”](http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?threadid=4475) \*\* Thank you so much for that entertaining cite **Wyatt** I laughed so hard I 'bout pee’d my pants:D It is nice to see that I am truly not alone…The Pervs…The Pervs are everywhere:eek: _shuddres at the thought of the next full moon_ ---
**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/71 "2003-10-16T03:31:05Z")
dagnabbitt…there goes another typo:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ripley2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@Ripley2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripley2004)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/72 "2003-10-16T06:06:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by store-clerk-slacker \* > **_shuddres at the thought of the next full moon_ dagnabbitt…there goes another typo** That’s not a typo in Canada. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PalJuicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@PalJuicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PalJuicy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/73 "2003-10-16T10:54:58Z")
Hi there! I’m super new!! (like totally) I’ve been lurking here for quite a while and have to say: You people . . . Crack. Me. Up. Such lovely, dry, sarcastic humor. My favorite!! This is a good place. ---
**Author:** ![Ripley2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@Ripley2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripley2004)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/74 "2003-10-16T16:51:45Z")
_climbs into Welcome Wagon_ From one super new member to another: Welcome, PalJuicy! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/75 "2003-10-16T19:09:33Z")
So… I’m minding my own bidness, hanging out at theGFs place, when what do I see? A NEWBIE thread! Wanting WELCOMES! Browsing through, I see my name mentioned, sooooo… Any newbies wanting a welcome, I’m giving fair warning - here’s a link to the first [Welcome Wagon thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45294). That’ll give you a good idea what these things are like. The first one is closed, and the [second Welcome Wagon thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68583) is pretty long as is (not to mention too old) so I’m only posting it here as more example of what to expect, please no bumping. If there is interest in restarting the thread though, I’ll open up a new Welcome Wagon thread and gladly have a go at the lot of you. ---
**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/76 "2003-10-16T21:00:51Z")
Should I read the thread first? ---
**Author:** ![Ripley2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@Ripley2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripley2004)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/77 "2003-10-16T21:46:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nobrainer \* > \*\*Should I read the thread first? \*\* Yes, absolutely. I read about 20 of Crunchy Frog’s posts and I can quite assuredly state that I do not need an extra orifice torn open at this time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395/78 "2003-10-17T08:03:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*you do detailing? > > :dubious: \*\* so… how many of your details would you like … done? oh… and HI alla rest of the newbies! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heh-welcome-wagons-broke-i-guess/206395.md?page=3)