# Heinlein question -- "Gulf" & "Friday" (open spoilers)

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**Created:** [October 19, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heinlein-question-gulf-friday-open-spoilers/557715 "2010-10-19T23:30:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heinlein-question-gulf-friday-open-spoilers/557715/43 "2015-03-19T05:46:23Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [That is not true.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#Attacks_on_humans) At least, not WRT dolphins, don’t know about porpoises.

I stand corrected. \*One \*incident. On the other hand, if a bunch of people were trying to jam sticks up \*your \*nose, wouldn’t \*you \*be a little irritable? All the other damages can be attributed to excessive playfulness and a porpoise’s innate practical joker mentality. They like to play tricks, both on humans and each other. That’s another sign of a highly intelligent species: a well-developed sense of humor.

Orcas are \*not \*friendly and should \*never \*be considered as such, even though they are at least as intelligent as porpoises. They are the “wolves of the sea” and anyone with half a brain will put lots of distance between themselves and two and a half tons of sentient carnivore.

Definitions: dolphins are fish, _coryphaenidae_, like the pompano. Porpoises are the mammals we know as bottlenose dolphins. The two terms are often mixed, much to the grief of marine biologists. I know a couple and they always frown when I use the term “dolphin” to describe _tursiops truncatus_. Bad form, doncha know.

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