# Helena330 is an anti-male, feminist zealot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264 "2017-03-29T02:06:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/241 "2017-03-30T04:51:49Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Sigh. Let’s try this again. I’ll type real s-l-o-w so that mouthbreathers like you might be able to follow along.
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> I made this statement:
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> That is a statement of fact. And damn near every response that I have gotten on that statement simply goes to prove the accuracy of the statement. Including yours.
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> And yet you oblivious liberal blockheads still wonder why I think that YOU are all fucking idiots.

No, Sweetie, I wonder if you can think at all. In my brief time here, I’ve never seen a post from you that consisted of anything more than “Liberals are stupid!” You are consistent in your complete inability to tell the difference between fact and opinion, but you seem incapable of actually doing so. I understand you have some sort of martial arts school. Quick suggestion: get some sort of training dummy. Too many kicks to the head are beginning to tell.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/242 "2017-03-30T04:52:15Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Sigh. Let’s try this again. I’ll type real s-l-o-w so that mouthbreathers like you might be able to follow along.
> 
> I made this statement:
> 
> That is a statement of fact. And damn near every response that I have gotten on that statement simply goes to prove the accuracy of the statement. Including yours.
> 
> And yet you oblivious liberal blockheads still wonder why I think that YOU are all fucking idiots.

I don’t really think anyone here is very concerned whether you have a positive opinion of them or not. That would require a measure of respect that you have never earned.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/243 "2017-03-30T04:54:14Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> …sexist stereotype that men are horny pigs.

> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> I meant you should bang her a few more times if it’ll make you feel better, but then get out of there once you’ve gotten your rocks off enough to satisfy yourself.

**CosmicManiac** , I think there is some hope for you but only if you’re able to see how you’re coming across here. You’ve never addressed the whole “your bitch” “that whore” sexist bullshit that you were called out on and instead just started whining about “teh librulz”.

You are wrong about “thinking with his dick” being a feminist thing. You’re just flat wrong. I’ve heard so many men, talking about their friends “thinking with his dick” and “sticking his dick in the crazy”.

Haven’t you ever seen the episode of Jerry Seinfeld where his brain and his dick have a game of chess to see who will win? Because he’s been “thinking with his little head”.

I think if you stick around, read more than you write, you might learn a thing or two from the (mostly) awesome people here.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/244 "2017-03-30T04:55:29Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I don’t really think anyone here is very concerned whether you have a positive opinion of them or not. That would require a measure of respect that you have never earned.

It’s like being concerned about the opinion of an opossum.

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**Author:** ![CosmicManiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CosmicManiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CosmicManiac)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/245 "2017-03-30T04:55:52Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> You’re in college,right? Do you actually…socialize with other college age guys?

Yes, and none of them have _ever_ used the phrase “thinking with his dick”.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/246 "2017-03-30T04:58:05Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> Yes, and none of them have _ever_ used the phrase “thinking with his dick”.

_shrug_ I dont know the guys you have been hanging with, but I would say that almost EVERY guy I know has used the phrase at least once.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/247 "2017-03-30T05:02:27Z")

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Recently reconnected on Facebook with a girlfriend from college. She did coke all the time, but now she’s a respectable grandma. . .

And a Trump supporter, so maybe the OP has a point about long term damage.

But good god, “thinking with your dick” has been used forever.

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**Author:** ![CosmicManiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CosmicManiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CosmicManiac)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/248 "2017-03-30T05:04:34Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> _shrug_ I dont know the guys you have been hanging with, but I would say that almost EVERY guy I know has used the phrase at least once.

I’m sure the guys who reside in whatever hicktown you live in use the phrase, but me and my boys certainly don’t.

Oh, and to everyone: I’m sorry about the “bitch” and “broad” shit, alright? However, I believe my point still stands, as does Norman Osborn’s words of wisdom.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/249 "2017-03-30T05:04:42Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> Yes, and none of them have _ever_ used the phrase “thinking with his dick”.

But I bet they all talk about bitches and whores and green goblin advice, right? Go out and meet new ppl. Perhapsody people who might seem different than you.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/250 "2017-03-30T05:07:32Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> I’m sure the guys who reside in whatever hicktown you live in use the phrase, but me and my boys certainly don’t.
> 
> Oh, and to everyone: I’m sorry about the “bitch” and “broad” shit, alright? However, I believe my point still stands, as does Norman Osborn’s words of wisdom.

I know I’m not raventhief, but here in my tiny hick town of Los Angeles (I know, I couldn’t find it on a map either) thinking with your dick is an extremely common phrase.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/251 "2017-03-30T05:07:58Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> I’m sure the guys who reside in whatever hicktown you live in use the phrase, but me and my boys certainly don’t.
> 
> Oh, and to everyone: I’m sorry about the “bitch” and “broad” shit, alright? However, I believe my point still stands, as does Norman Osborn’s words of wisdom.

Yep, DC/Baltimore is totally a hick town - ummm. compared to where? Where do your sophisticated friends hail from?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/252 "2017-03-30T05:11:39Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> I know I’m not raventhief, but here in my tiny hick town of Los Angeles (I know, I couldn’t find it on a map either) thinking with your dick is an extremely common phrase.

Shit, do they still use buggies there? Man, how hick can you get?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/253 "2017-03-30T05:14:27Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> Yes, and none of them have _ever_ used the phrase “thinking with his dick”.

Well, maybe you should _try_ thinking with your dick, because your brain obviously isn’t up to the task.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/254 "2017-03-30T05:15:25Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Shit, do they still use buggies there? Man, how hick can you get?

A know a guy down the street who can throw a tiny lever on his wall which will light up his room \*without candles \*!!!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/255 "2017-03-30T05:16:07Z")

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Thinking with ones dick is such a common accusation that I doubt you are really in college, or high school.

See, men are endowed with two heads: One is dumb, but can be trained. The other is embarrassing stupid, and the bigger one needs to cast its ideas aside. We need to control the dumb one. It was good advice to recommend that he not be a moron. The bad idea was to suggest all the anti-women shit. They lack testes, making them slightly less moronic than us, and they can eat us alive in a debate. Smile, take it, and hope you can find one dumber than you. I failed at that, so I do a lot of smiling.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/256 "2017-03-30T05:17:12Z")

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I think maybe our OP is from some random town in NJ, who thinks he is “Big City” because he close to NYC. So clearly he has this vast world experience relative to all the provincials all around him on this pitiful, Chicago based MB.

Either that, or he is Amish on Rumspringa.

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**Author:** ![CosmicManiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CosmicManiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CosmicManiac)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/257 "2017-03-30T05:18:41Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Yep, DC/Baltimore is totally a hick town - ummm. compared to where? Where do your sophisticated friends hail from?

Looks like I’ll have to eat some crow. My sophisticated friends and I hail from Jersey, and, compared to our state, Baltimore is a quasi-hick town. We have the best technology and folks here, believe me, the people are great and the parties are _yuge_

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**Author:** ![CosmicManiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CosmicManiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CosmicManiac)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/258 "2017-03-30T05:19:45Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I think maybe our OP is **from some random town in NJ** , who thinks he is “Big City” because he close to NYC. So clearly he has this vast world experience relative to all the provincials all around him on this pitiful, Chicago based MB.
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> Either that, or he is Amish on Rumspringa.

Damn! How did you know?

Let me guess, what it my awesome swagger?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/259 "2017-03-30T05:20:50Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> **Impossibly Easy Cheeseburger Pie**
> 
> Ingredients  
> 1 pound lean (at least 80%) ground beef  
> 1 large onion, chopped  
> 1/2 teaspoon salt  
> 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
> 
> 1/2 cup Original Bisquick(R) mix  
> 1 cup milk  
> 2 eggs  
> Directions  
> Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Spray 9-inch glass pie plate with cooking spray.  
> In 10-inch skillet, cook beef and onion over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in salt. Spread in pie plate. Sprinkle with cheese.  
> In small bowl, stir remaining ingredients with fork or wire whisk until blended. Pour into pie plate.  
> Bake about 25 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean.

We need more recipes. Hopefully **CosmicManiac** will flip out and get banned again like last time.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/260 "2017-03-30T05:22:25Z")

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> [@CosmicManiac](#):
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> Damn! How did you know?
> 
> Let me guess, what it my awesome swagger?

Fuck off Cameron.

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