# Helena330 is an anti-male, feminist zealot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264 "2017-03-29T02:06:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/301 "2017-03-30T16:32:40Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ouch. My nose is burning and my eyes watering just picturing that. You’re not covering the pie in ketchup and mustard. Just adding some, like [this](http://image.rakuten.co.jp/livingut/cabinet/maker_reac/4560134268388-3.jpg). You can adjust the amount you add. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/302 "2017-03-30T16:37:20Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Fuck off Cameron. That is more comforting than imagining that there might be more than one of those. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/303 "2017-03-30T16:41:00Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You’re not covering the pie in ketchup and mustard. Just adding some, like [this](http://image.rakuten.co.jp/livingut/cabinet/maker_reac/4560134268388-3.jpg). You can adjust the amount you add. OK, lemme esplain. We’ve been talking about coke. You mentioned _lines_ of ketchup and mustard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/304 "2017-03-30T16:41:19Z")
Weird … my dick tells me to be super-duper nice to women … cater to their every whim … even to the point of ripping the genitalia off of some stupid plant, present such genitalia to a woman in order to gain access to her genitalia … one of the best ideas my dick ever came up with … ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/305 "2017-03-30T17:50:16Z")
_Don’t Date Robots!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/306 "2017-03-30T18:19:00Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > _Don’t Date Robots!!_ Dude, what the fuck? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/307 "2017-03-30T18:26:46Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Dude, what the fuck? What do you need to worry about? Surely your arm never gets tired. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/308 "2017-03-30T18:37:25Z")
> [@Reluctant\_A](#): > > Maybe it’s a generational thing? I know that guys my age, when we were single, used that expression all the time. > > My son is only a little older than the OP, though; maybe I should ask him whether he and his friends use it? If not that exact expression, they’ve got to have something close. It isn’t like there have been any cohorts of young men that have been largely immune to this phenomenon. 😛 > [@BubbaDog](#): > > **Scrambled Eggs** > > 3 eggs > 1 pat of butter > Salt, pepper > > Heat a pan to medium heat. > Beat the shit out of the eggs > Add 1 pat of butter to the pan and coat the bottome of pan with it. > Pour in the eggs > push them around a bit > season to taste with salt, pepper. I’m not sure I can handle that much complexity. 😃 Banana Peel banana. Discard peel. Eat what’s left. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/309 "2017-03-30T19:00:55Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I’m not sure I can handle that much complexity. 😃 > > Banana > Peel banana. > Discard peel. > Eat what’s left. [ul] [li]place hard rectangle in mouth[/li][li]masticate until soft[/li][li]pay attention to your feet as you move about the room[/li][li]enjoy transient sweet flavor[/li][li]use your front teeth to make little trilobites[/li][li]maintain your balance[/li][li]push the mass through your lips with your tongue and attempt to fill with air[/li][li]continue to work your jaw on the mass, even long after it has become a flavorless lump in your mouth[/li][li]remember to always be aware of your feet and your stability[/li][li]run for President[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/310 "2017-03-30T19:12:37Z")
I appreciate \*\*Cosmic’\*\*s apology and have replied to it in the other thread. He actually gave me an amazing birthday present. TWO THREADS IN THE PIT WITH MY NAME ON THEM. I feel like a rock star. Thanks, **Cosmic**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/311 "2017-03-30T20:37:33Z")
So, what becomes of **Cosmic** ’s minions? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/312 "2017-03-30T21:18:20Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > So, what becomes of **Cosmic** ’s minions? o\_O I’m . . . not sure. To be quite candid, I’m not sure we’ve ever encountered a situation like this before. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/313 "2017-03-30T21:32:15Z")
We could Pit them - let the fun continue… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/314 "2017-03-30T22:26:12Z")
> [@Reluctant\_A](#): > > Maybe it’s a generational thing? I know that guys my age, when we were single, used that expression all the time. > > My son is only a little older than the OP, though; maybe I should ask him whether he and his friends use it? I’m sure he’ll love that. Reluctant A: Son, do you and your friends use the expression “don’t think with your dick?” Son: Uh, how do I answer that without looking bad? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/315 "2017-03-30T22:27:00Z")
Were they really his minions or did they just want to politicize something that wasn’t political? I didn’t understand it, actually. I’ve gotten along well with **octopus** and have never even talked to **clothahump** , but they took shots at me anyway. Whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/316 "2017-03-30T22:32:34Z")
There was a “republitards” pit thread if I recall, but it fell apart. Yes, I think they were both politicizing the thread. I had no respect for **Clothy** before this. Behavior like this _in the Pit_ makes me lose respect for **Octopus**. Outside of the Pit, he seems more reasoned, although I may not be on enough threads with him to really judge. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/317 "2017-03-30T23:05:12Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I appreciate \*\*Cosmic’\*\*s apology and have replied to it in the other thread. He actually gave me an amazing birthday present. TWO THREADS IN THE PIT WITH MY NAME ON THEM. I feel like a rock star. > > Thanks, **Cosmic**! 😃 Happy birthday, **Helena331**! Sorry I don’t have any decent birthday cake recipes to share off the top of my head. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/318 "2017-03-31T01:42:23Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > Happy birthday, **Helena331**! > Sorry I don’t have any decent birthday cake recipes to share off the top of my head. Well first, I’d say don’t exaggerate her age on the cake. She’s not a day older than 330. That means she’s still _almost_ 331. Here’s her [cake](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nRJIuOBlAnY/UlWZvWoImtI/AAAAAAAAAK0/GOblawFEfpI/s1600/Birthday+Cake+-+lots+of+candles.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/319 "2017-03-31T01:44:38Z")
> [@xenophon41](#): > > Well first, I’d say don’t exaggerate her age on the cake. She’s not a day older than 330. That means she’s still _almost_ 331. > > Here’s her [cake](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nRJIuOBlAnY/UlWZvWoImtI/AAAAAAAAAK0/GOblawFEfpI/s1600/Birthday+Cake+-+lots+of+candles.jpg). 330 candles? Here’s her [cake](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Large_bonfire.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264/320 "2017-03-31T02:41:20Z")
Since the OP is no longer with us, I’m closing this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helena330-is-an-anti-male-feminist-zealot/783264.md?page=15)