# Hell and tarnation!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-and-tarnation/80005>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-and-tarnation/80005 "2001-09-06T11:47:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-and-tarnation/80005/1 "2001-09-06T11:47:23Z")

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I disappear for a bit and **Euty** and **Ike** defect and become supreme Dopers for some fru-fru, artsy-schmartsy “Cafe Society.”

I know your black hearts. You ain’t pullin’ the wool over these salty eyes. What is this, some plan to lure hotties into your realm of influence?

If so, can I join?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-and-tarnation/80005/2 "2001-09-06T14:41:34Z")

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Like you need help getting the hotties.