# Hell is now taking the souls of Canadians. Whom shall we damn first? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338 "2010-11-03T16:11:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/61 "2010-11-05T16:01:56Z")
I’m not going to argue about that. 🙂 You are, however, getting a little too close to the truth, **Boyo Jim.** We may have to…intervene. Hey, you can have this guy now - [Dustin Paxton.](http://winnipeg.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20101104/wpg_lafortune_101104/20101104/?hub=WinnipegHome) You’ll be getting him sooner or later. Search on pictures of one of his torture victims, Dustin Lafortune, if you need more evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/62 "2010-11-05T16:38:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I’m not going to argue about that. 🙂 You are, however, getting a little too close to the truth, **Boyo Jim.** We may have to…intervene. > > Hey, you can have this guy now - [Dustin Paxton.](http://winnipeg.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20101104/wpg_lafortune_101104/20101104/?hub=WinnipegHome) You’ll be getting him sooner or later. Search on pictures of one of his torture victims, Dustin Lafortune, if you need more evidence. What makes you think he wasn’t from Hell in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/63 "2010-11-05T16:39:13Z")
I’m glad, and proud that they’ve let me become immigrate and contribute to the bloodthirsty Canadian community. I owe it all to me mum, a bloodthirsty Aussie.\* \*Actually, this part is true. Even now, two generations later, if we’re out in some godforsaken wilderness area **Attacklad** will peer around and state in his best imitation of **Attackmum’s** still-thick Australian accent: “This would be a lovely spot for a muuu-duuur”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/64 "2010-11-05T18:43:22Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Well, the brief and sanitized version is that someone on a Greyhound used a knife to kill and decapitate his seatmate. I don’t recall that cannibalism was involved, though. And wasn’t there another guy in Sudbury who heard about this, thought, “What a good idea!”, and tried to do it as well? Yeah, we’re polite. On the surface. But don’t go to war against us. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/65 "2010-11-05T18:51:20Z")
Don Cherry, just for his wardrobe. Examples here: [http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=don+cherry+suits&gbv=2&aq=1&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=don+cherry&gs\_rfai=](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=don+cherry+suits&gbv=2&aq=1&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=don+cherry&gs_rfai=) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/66 "2010-11-05T18:56:06Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > Don Cherry, just for his wardrobe. > > Examples here: > > [don cherry suits - Google Search](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=don+cherry+suits&gbv=2&aq=1&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=don+cherry&gs_rfai=) I’m sorry but the original memo notes that Cherry is still not allowed down here. The damned arrive in Hell fully dressed, and the Boss simply can’t abide the thought of any of those suits ever having been here at all. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/67 "2010-11-05T19:53:58Z")
Guy Cabellero, that wheel-chaired cheepass. And Earl Camember. Mellon and shit. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/68 "2010-11-05T21:56:56Z")
Stephen Harper of course. Oh, and if the devil can bear him, Don Cherry. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/69 "2010-11-06T04:52:48Z")
JFTHOI, Monty Hall. Just to make things “fun” down there. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/70 "2010-11-06T07:57:56Z")
You wouldn’t take Canadians before so to hell with you. Had your chance, to bad. Do not pass go, etc, etc. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/71 "2010-11-06T15:22:06Z")
Ezra Levant. He can spend eternity in the boot-licking department of the Ann Coulter Wing of hell. He won’t notice any difference, and the corporal plane will be a better place without him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/72 "2010-11-06T15:44:34Z")
And possibly the corporeal plane as well. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/73 "2010-11-06T16:02:40Z")
OOoh, good one, **Tooth**. My husband was familiar with Ezra from university, and he practically spits every time that guy’s name comes up. He can take Rob Anders with him, too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/74 "2010-11-06T16:11:45Z")
I didn’t know the guy, but I was at the U of A at the same time he was so I had the privilege of reading his _Gateway_ columns. I’d also like to add every editor of every Sun newspaper across the country. I’d add Conrad Black to the list as well, but he’s not a Canadian anymore; that must be close to being in hell already. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/75 "2010-11-06T19:10:40Z")
> [@Shawn\_K\_1](#): > > You wouldn’t take Canadians before so to hell with you. Had your chance, to bad. Do not pass go, etc, etc. It was not my decision. You may argue with Lucifer yourself if you wish but I would not advise it. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338/76 "2010-11-07T03:48:56Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > It was not my decision. You may argue with Lucifer yourself if you wish but I would not advise it. He and I get along quite well actually, we don’t so much argue as exchange ideas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is-now-taking-the-souls-of-canadians-whom-shall-we-damn-first/559338.md?page=3)