# Hell is... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063 "2008-12-13T23:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/61 "2008-12-16T15:10:47Z")
Hell would be a place where I am never allowed to be alone. A close second would involve living past a normal human life expectancy. ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/62 "2008-12-16T21:01:03Z")
Hell is having all of my HP printers removed from the environment, and replaced with Xerox devices, supported by Xerox techs. (I support 6500+ print queues for a living, 90+% are HP devices, the rest Xerox, and we recently kicked Xerox techs out of our offices) ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/63 "2008-12-16T21:06:43Z")
Continuous corporate Ethics training. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/64 "2008-12-16T21:22:49Z")
Listening to a SO nattering on about her dream the night before. Just give me the first ticket to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![JaneSaintClair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JaneSaintClair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneSaintClair)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/65 "2008-12-16T21:40:54Z")
For me, hell is a combination of all of my fears… I would be trapped in a plane, filled with clowns and beekeepers with hives of bees buzzing around. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/66 "2008-12-16T22:01:09Z")
I recently read a book by Ben Elton, [Blind Faith](http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/displayProductDetails.do?sku=5956537), which was set in a post-apocalyptic society which is my idea of hell. Either that or being trapped on a Central Line tube during rush hour without my iPod or anything to read, \*and never being allowed to get off. \* ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/67 "2008-12-16T22:33:35Z")
The most intense orgasm you ever had…and it never ever ends. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/68 "2008-12-16T22:41:57Z")
**Icarus** Hell is supposed to be a _bad_ place. ---
**Author:** ![Lawn\_Gnome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lawn\_Gnome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawn_Gnome)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/69 "2008-12-17T06:28:03Z")
My hell would be being forced to listen to comedian Rush Limbaugh all day and Bill O’Liely all night. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063/70 "2008-12-17T09:33:44Z")
Beach Boys. Norman Rockwell. Mickey Mouse. Elvis Presley. Potato chips. Bologna. MS Windows color scheme. Infomercials. AM radio announcers. Gangsta rap. … GAAAAAAH! I can’t believe I did that to myself! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hell-is/477063.md?page=3)