# Hello. A quick question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 27, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388 "2001-08-27T20:09:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/1 "2001-08-27T20:09:03Z")

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Can I no longer show jpgs like we used to?

Did **manhattan** ever receive his $10,000 from Phaedrus?

Did anyone ever prove that CKDexterHaven is Cecil?

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**Author:** ![Ski\_the\_Soo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Ski\_the\_Soo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ski_the_Soo)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/2 "2001-08-27T20:11:57Z")

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To answer the first one, that’s right.  
When you post it says “Posts: HTML code is Off. Smilies are On. vB code is On. [IMG] code is Off.”

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/3 "2001-08-27T20:12:29Z")

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Can you go home again?

Are men more sexually successful with foreskins?

Is there a good fat free cheese?

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**Author:** ![Ski\_the\_Soo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Ski\_the\_Soo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ski_the_Soo)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/4 "2001-08-27T20:15:22Z")

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Yes.  
No.  
No.

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/5 "2001-08-27T20:48:35Z")

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savoir grÈ

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/6 "2001-08-27T20:57:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*Can you go home again?
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> Are men more sexually successful with foreskins?
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> Is there a good fat free cheese? \*\*

Woa! My sarcasmo-meter just went off scale!

Now I will can tell you the secret location of your [friend](http://www.geocities.com/jarbabyj/welder.html)

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/7 "2001-08-27T20:59:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuddhaDog \*  
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> > Now I will can tell you the secret location of your [friend](http://www.geocities.com/jarbabyj/welder.html) \*\*

“what me fail english!? that unpossible!”

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/8 "2001-08-27T21:41:41Z")

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Me know where friend be, yes? Say!

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/9 "2001-08-27T22:52:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuddhaDog \*  
> \*\*Can I no longer show jpgs like we used to?
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> Did **manhattan** ever receive his $10,000 from Phaedrus?
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> Did anyone ever prove that CKDexterHaven is Cecil? \*\*

We now only allow one handle per user. Please tell me your previous handle(s), so I may go deactivate it/them.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/10 "2001-08-27T23:56:25Z")

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And last I saw, **manny** wasn’t talking about the **Phaedrus** Affair.

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/11 "2001-08-28T14:51:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \*
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> We now only allow one handle per user. Please tell me your previous handle(s), so I may go deactivate it/them.
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> Lynn  
> For the Straight Dope

**Lynn** , please check your e-mail.

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> _Originally posed by waterj2_
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> And last I saw, manny wasn’t talking about the Phaedrus Affair.

If this is water under the bridge I will consider it as such. My apologies to **manhattan** et al.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/12 "2001-08-28T15:00:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuddhaDog \*  
> **Lynn** , please check your e-mail.
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> > _Originally posed by waterj2_
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> > And last I saw, manny wasn’t talking about the Phaedrus Affair.
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> If this is water under the bridge I will consider it as such. My apologies to **manhattan** et al.

**waterj2** , what are you doing under a bridge?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/13 "2001-08-28T15:20:31Z")

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He’s looking for trolls, of course.

While we don’t have conclusive proof that Dex is not Cecil, we do know that Cecil is Catholic (or at least, was raised as such) and that Dex is Jewish. I suppose he could have converted somewhere along the way, though…

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/14 "2001-08-28T15:58:44Z")

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…If I was trolling would I be on Jenny’s board?

(Please take no offense **Tuba** )

Go ahead and tax the server. Run an IP check. I’m clean :wally

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/15 "2001-08-28T16:02:13Z")

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Does this mean you DON’T know where the Welder is? ☹

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/16 "2001-08-28T16:15:19Z")

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Methinks you, BuddhaDog are overreacting to a whimsical response by Chronos. If you truly wish to call him a putz, we have a better place for that.

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**Author:** ![BuddhaDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@BuddhaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddhaDog)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/17 "2001-08-28T16:21:40Z")

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What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story,  
And the greatest good is little enough:  
for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams.

Baby, you have met the man of your dreams. 🆒 Pleased to meet you.

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> If you truly wish to call him a putz, we have a better place for that.

\*\*UncleBeer and Chronos \*\*, I thought the “winking” Wally was, so to say, tongue in cheek, hence the wink. Mea Culpa.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/18 "2001-08-28T19:30:23Z")

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Um, that was meant to be in reply to “ **waterj2** , what are you doing under a bridge?”. I didn’t say that anyone was trolling, at all. And yes, it was meant whimsically. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-a-quick-question/78388/19 "2001-08-29T03:14:25Z")

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Great, I don’t pay attention to a thread for a day or so, and I get confined to under some damn bridge. See if I get any of you Christmas presents this year.

As for the Wally smilie, it gets used for both whimsical and serious putz-calling. There is no mad smilie saying “putz” to alternate with, so that little guy gets stuck with double duty.
