# Hello Bitches

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 28, 2015, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809 "2015-11-28T06:35:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![longvi1991](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@longvi1991](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longvi1991)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/1 "2015-11-28T06:35:14Z")

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(NSFW, in case that isn’t clear from the title.)

CL just released this song about 24 hours ago and the YouTube video already has well over 1 million hits. It totally fucking rocks! It’s an insanely energetic hip hop dance video with all kinds of attitude and NSFW-ness. From a Kpop star, no less!

The song is deliriously catchy; a perfect example of playful menace. The jaw-dropping, head-bopping booty-shaking beat is like ten tons of fun for my ears. I like how the lyrics incorporate rapping, singing and a strong chanted chorus. There could have been 3 or 4 vocalists, but as far as I know it’s just CL adopting various sneers and inflections in the mixed Korean/English vocals that remind me of Trina, Monie Love, Nicki Minaj, Shawna, Khia, Lil Kim, etc.

Soundcloud shows 250,000 plays; no idea how to check how many times it’s been downloaded (1 for mine, tho).

First Psy, now CL? Can she get some traction with Americans with this song and video?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/2 "2015-11-28T07:08:41Z")

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Sounds like a pap smear of generic hip pop drivel. Looks like a gang of preteens raided mommy’s make-up drawer and stole some clothes from the S&M Gap. It will probably be a huge hit.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/3 "2015-11-28T10:48:00Z")

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> [@longvi1991](#):
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> The song is deliriously catchy; a perfect example of playful menace. The jaw-dropping, head-bopping booty-shaking beat is like ten tons of fun for my ears. I like how the lyrics incorporate rapping, singing and a strong chanted chorus. There could have been 3 or 4 vocalists, but as far as I know it’s just CL adopting various sneers and inflections in the mixed Korean/English vocals that remind me of Trina, Monie Love, Nicki Minaj, Shawna, Khia, Lil Kim, etc.

Can we Rastafy it by 10%?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/4 "2015-11-28T11:08:53Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> Can we Rastafy it by 10%?

Also, you should win stuff by watching.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/5 "2015-11-28T12:13:16Z")

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Ah Spam - it is well-loved in some countries.

I actually watched a bit of this out of pure curiosity. Hilarious. Who’s the faux-rapper who named herself using her porn name (Pet + street names)? Iggy Azalea? Kinda like a Korean version of her.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/6 "2015-11-28T12:25:36Z")

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I genuinely like a lot of rap music, but this video is really trashy even for my taste. And why is she named after Craigslist?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/7 "2015-11-28T15:28:37Z")

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Reported for being a copy of the OP I posted a week ago: [Hello Bitches - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775928)

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/8 "2015-11-28T16:03:47Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Reported for being a copy of the OP I posted a week ago: [Hello Bitches - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775928)

Jeez! Sorry **Bo** - I thought it looked familiar, but I couldn’t recall if I had posted to it.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/9 "2015-11-28T16:46:26Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Reported for being a copy of the OP I posted a week ago: [Hello Bitches - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775928)

This post has been bitched by the Bitchist!

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/10 "2015-11-28T17:55:56Z")

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This needs to be taken somewhere and done something with. If only I could come up with an idea…

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/11 "2015-11-28T18:06:35Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Reported for being a copy of the OP I posted a week ago: [Hello Bitches - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775928)

Wow! People are stealing posts! What is the world coming to?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-bitches/738809/12 "2015-11-28T21:57:57Z")

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Since this is a copied repost of a thread already made, I’m closing it.

**Longv** , if you want to post here, please post original content and not something someone else already posted.
